Hello readers, writers, reviewers, and stalkers! Welcome to my profile page! My name is "The Asian Lunatic Writer" or Tom, for short. Based on my username, yes, I am Asian, somewhat crazy, and loves to write stories. I specifically enjoy writing stories for Total Drama, Avatar, and Friends. Anyways, here are some personal facts about me listed below! "A positive mind will lead to beneficial rewards." - Tom Nguyen - Quote developed in 2018 Real Name - Tom Nguyen Gender - Male Hobbies - Playing video games, writing stories, and swimming Age - 17 Birth Place - California, USA Favorite Sport(s) - Swimming Relationship Status - Single Favorite Color - Turquoise To those who hate stereotypes, please post this on your profile page if you're against human labels Go through each one by yourself and if any apply, make the statement bold I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun I'm BLOND, So I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm SHORT, so I MUST be vulnerable I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a female dog I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I TAKE (or use to take) ANTI DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get in your pants I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or a petrol station. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST so I must dance around a campfire screaming like savage I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be sexist I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up and whore I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kinda girlfriend I'm TALL, so I MUST be a bully I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my time rolling cigars I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one" I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*cking them all I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS THAT ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe I'm COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool because that's how Russians roll I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi I hang with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER, so I MUST go in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear BLACK and only date other punks I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe that JESUS WUZ MA BROTHA I'm MORMAN, so I must be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black too I'm GOTH so I must worship evil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem self control I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck-up and whore... I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have small nuts I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino I have a LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party I wear TIGHT PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo I couldn't HURT A FLY, so I MUST be a chicken I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone I hang with TEENAGE drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social I tell people OFF, so I must be an over controlling A-hole My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling b*tch I a NUDEST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be whore myself I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I'm a CROSS DRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak I am a FAN GIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant I'm WELSH, so I MUST love to sheep I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I'm a CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare I'm FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on earth I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities a MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a Cockney or a Posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on this planet: Past, present and future |