Favorite Quotes:

"I WAS THE TURKEY! MEEEE!" -GIR, Invader Zim

"I was a normal baby for thirty seconds, then ninjas stole my mama..." *cries loudly* -Deadpool, Ultimate Spider-Man

"What's your favorite colored gumdrop? Purple, or periwinkle?" -Toby Turner

"I don't even know which end of the toothbrush goes in your nose!" -Knuckles, Sonic Boom

"Buh-doh-mussohs." -NigaHiga

1. That moment you realize you're walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets and pretend you forgot something.

2. That moment you realize the kids are asleep and you've been watching Nick Jr. for half an hour.

3. That moment when you have all the grocery bags hanging on your arms, and you realize you can't unlock the front door.

4. That awkward moment when your crush asks you who your crush is.

5. That glorious moment when you find extra fries at the bottom of the bag.

6. That moment someone asks you a question, and you know the answer, but you don't know how to explain it.

7. That moment when you hand someone your phone to show them a picture, and they keep swiping left...

8. That moment when your crush accepts your friend request.

10. That awkward when you said "moment" in your head before you read it.

11. That moment you realized I skipped number 9.

12. That moment you went back to check if number nine was there. (Ha!) (Now you're smiling like an idiot)

13. That moment when skinny people complain that they're fat.

14. That moment when you know tomorrow is gonna be an epic day and you can't fall asleep because you're too excited.

15. That moment you realize you've had your earphones in for an hour but haven't played anything.

16. That moment when you wear an old pair of pants and find $20 in your pocket.

17. That moment when you gently toss your phone on your bed, and it decides to bounce off of three walls, knock over a lamp and kill a cat.

18. Thy moment when you miss one step on the stairs and you think you're gonna die.

19. That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone who's SO hot, then you hit the mirror...

20. That moment when you finish a book, look around, and everyone is just carrying on with their lives, as though you didn't just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.

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Favorite Cartoons:

Invader Zim

Adventure Time

Gravity Falls

Teen Titans

Star VS. The Forces of Evil

and more that I'm too lazy to think about!