'Lo! I am an average teen... with one (or two or three or twelve) exception(s) that mark(s) me as strange. Yes, that's right, strange. They would be

1) I talk to myself.

2) I like to write. No, not write as in essay write, but write as in... well, putting my feelings onto paper and turning it into a story.

3) I have the worst luck. Two years ago, a close friend moved to WI. Last summer, my absolute BEST FRIEND moved to TN. Next summer, another one of my closest friends is moving to OH. If this keeps up, I'm going to be all alone by the time I'm twenty!!

and

4) I hear voices. I know, you think I'm kidding, but I'm not. In fact, they're the one's who told me to write this. Don't worry though, I know you hear voices too. How'd I know? The voices told me!

muahahahaha*

Quotes from Macbeth:

Fair is foul, and foul is fair.
Hover through the fog and filthy air. (Witches 1.1.11-12)

Nothing in his life became him like his leaving it. (Malcolm 1.4.7-8)

Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here. (Lady Macbeth 1.7.83)

False face must hide what the false heart doth know. (Macbeth 2.1.34-35)

What's done is done. (Lady Macbeth 3.2.14)

Double, double, toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. (Witches 4.1.10-11)

Saw you the Weird Sisters? (Macbeth 4.1.136)

Out, damned spot! Out, I say! (Lady Macbeth 5.1.34)

Life's nothing but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. (Macbeth 5.5.24-28)

The time is free. (Macduff 5.8.55)

Anyways... I enjoy:

Music- which varies from rap to rock to country.

People- I'm very social, you know. I just LOVE to talk, if you haven't already noticed (though I must admit I'm surprised if anyone stuck around long enough to read this far...). Although, there are a FEW *cough* people I don't like... (Ryan, Shawn, Drew, Drew, Alex, Nick, etc...)

Sports- soccer, football, swimming (and no, cheerleading is NOT a sport...)

Talking- yadda, yadda, yadda...

Books- gggggggooooooooooooooo Shakespeare!

Things I intensely dislike (notice I didn't say HATE):

Preps- as in, like... ok you get the point, I won't go into detail.

Britney Spears- and/or anything pertaining to pop music or sluts.

Cheerleaders- annoying, snobby, little preps... and I already told you how I SO dislike preps...

My favorite HP ships...:

Harry/Ginny (the standard, I know)

Draco/Ginny (weird but fascinating... kinda like me? Maybe? No? Ok...)

Ron/Hermione (yes, I know, another standard...)

My least favorite HP ships...:

Harry/Hermione

Harry/Ron (I hate slash. Slash is of... well it's not of the devil because I am of the devil... anyways, long story)

Harry/Draco

Ron/Draco

Lucias/Ginny (Eww...)

Snape/ANYONE (Anyone with Snape is just wrong...)

My best friend told me I would be a good Slytherin. My BEST FRIEND! Bahh, who needs friends anyways. I certainly don't. I mean, when you can scare people into doing things... why bother with being nice to people? *mutters under her breath*

Am I getting boring yet? Yes? Oh... too bad. I think I'm going insane. Oh well, c'est la vie. Will you come visit me in the asylum? No? Please? Pretty please with sugar on top? No? Aww...? *begs on hands and knees* How about now? *stands up to all five feet of her height* Fine, I'll be lonely and the VOICES will keep me company. So ha! *laughs like a maniac* Anyways...

I thought I'd let everyone know that I am scary. I like torture. Teehee... although the "pear" sounds painful. If you don't know what the "pear" is, I suggest you go to a library and look up medieval torture. I was so annoyed with this kid the other day that I told him if he didn't shut up and go away, I'd personally take him to a museum and place him on a spike chair (they look painful, especially for guys) and leave him there. He ran away. Quite funny, actually. I think death is cool. I mean, like euthanasia should be lawful! Like in Oregon. Go Oregon!! The only thing(s) I really don't like that sounds painful is(are):

1) Salt water on wounds... ouchies!

2) Pulling teeth... I don't trust doctors/dentists/surgeons/anyone with medical tools.

3) Burning oneself on hot glue guns... I've done that only too many times and it hurts... don't try it at home, kids!

4) Smashing bones, like how they used on the "wheel". I'll explain it with a quote from a paper I wrote: "The victim was first laid on boards or rails on the ground. These boards were positioned so that the victim's joints and limbs weren't directly supported or supported at all. The torturer would then use a mallet or hammer to smash the joints, wrists, knees, shoulders and limbs, and bones of the victim to cause excruciating pain, though taking great care to keep the victim alive. THen the victim's crushed arms and legs were literally braided through the spokes of the wheel and he or she was covered in honey and lifted into the air upon the device. Birds and insects would then feast on the bloody victim until he or she died."

Gruesome, huh? Well... I'll leave you to think about the kind of pain that would cause *shudders*.

Cheerio, dahling! *wink*

And for all you multi-language speaking people... auf wiedersehen (German), au revoir (French), adiós (Spanish), arrivederci (Italian), adeus (Portuguese), vaarwel (Dutch), aντίο (Greek). Which, by the way, all mean "Goodbye", so if you can't speak any of these languages, don't bother looking it up.