Real name: Nunya Bizness

Nicknames: Puffin Boy, Jo Croft, Maximus the Great, and more

Age: 19

Fic of Choice: Screenplay Parodies

Current Fics:
Beast Wars Parody (Active)
X-Men: Evolution Parody (Active)
Digimon Parody (Active)
Pokemon Parody (Active)
Zelda Parody (Active)
Lost in Space Parody(Active)
Anakin Skywalker Parody (Active)
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring(the movie) Parody (Active)

Soon to come:
More Beast Wars Chapters
More X-Men: Evolution Chapters
More Digimon Chapters
More Pokemon Chapters
More Zelda Chapters
More Lost in Space Chapters
More Anakin Skywalker Chapters
More Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Chapters
A Terminator Parody
A Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Parody
A Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Parody
A Matrix Parody
A Star Wars: Episode I Parody???

Plus...
SPECIAL COLLECTOR'S EDITION OF ALL MY EXISTING FICS!!!

What is SPECIAL COLLECTOR'S EDITION? Well, every so often, I will take aaaaall of the chapters in a fic, fix EVERY spelling/grammar error, and add tons of new features, such as deleted scenes, author commentary, etc. Truly, an experience worth experiencing and experiencing again.

1/14/05 Lord of the Rings never looked so sexy! The beginning of the first parody is up; ooh, shiny!

11/1/04 Creating my first first-person story, about Anakin Skywalker. Ptarrrmigannns.

10/10/04 Uploaded one of my most (un)shocking Beast Wars chapters yet! MORE painkillers, MORE madness!!!