Hello fellow fanfictioners!

Let's just call me anonymous, meaning, you can call me any name you like. I'll admit it, my favorite name is Alexandria Tushon, but I'm not picky.

Sooo, I'm not really sure what you people want to know about me, but I will tell you that I adore the rain, and usually listen to the sound of rain when I work...wait! I have revealed that it rains a lot where I come from! Please do me, Alexandria Tushon, a huge favor and ignore the last few sentences.

Now that you have cleared your mind of what I had just written, and don't you dare go back and read what I wrote...I'm too lazy to delete it, I will now tell you something less revealing: I am a nerd.

Here is how you know if you are a nerd, geek, dork, or dweeb: If you are intelligent, socially awkward, and have an obsession that takes over your life, you are a nerd. If you are intelligent, which makes you socially awkward, you are a geek. If you have an obsession that makes you socially awkward, you are a dork. Finally, if you are intelligent and have a fandom, but are not socially awkward, then you are, I think you can guess it, a dweeb.

I am socially awkward according to my best friends, apparently I am clever, I happen to be very humble, so I can't say that I agree, and my fandom-hello! Harry Potter! I'm a Slytherin and proud of it! Nerds rock people!

Now, for shippings that I like:

Ron and Hermione

Ginny and Harry

James and Lily

Remus and Tonks

Rose and Scorpius

Albus Severus Potter and any OC

Luna and Dean (I mean, it didn't happen, but it should have.)

Peeta and Katniss

Cass and Yo-Yoji

Annabeth and Percy (My true OTP)

Jason and Piper

Frank and Hazel

Nico and Will

Clarisse and Chris

Juniper and Grover

Leo and Calypso

Miri and Pedar

Emma and Jacob

Fiona and Hugh

Simon and Isabelle

Magnus and Alec

And shippings I despise:

Lily Luna Potter and Scorpius (Seriously?!)

Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius (Same as above...)

Draco and Hermione (Come ON!)

Snape and Hermione (First of all, no. Second of all, no. Oh look, it's a unanimous decision made by moi!)

Snape and Lily

Luna and Neville (Sorry.)

Harry and Hermione (That is just weird.)

Katniss and Gale (Need I explain?)

Nico and Percy (LOLOLOLOL, no.)

Percy and Rachel (Just weird.)

A bazillion more, but I don't have the patience to list them.

Plus, I hate deaths. Too many in the real world, I don't need them in my stories too. They're supposed to be my safe haven.

Please enjoy my stories. I work hard on them and am open to suggestions and constructive criticism. Heck, I'm okay with flat out criticism, as long as you don't curse at me.

Also, The Next Generation is being discontinued. I'm writing one that can technically be viewed as a sequel, but with more romance and starting in their Fifth Year.

THIS ONE WILL NOT BE DISCONTINUED! REPEAT, IT WILL NOT BE DISCONTINUED. Now if I ever try to discontinue it, you can say, "Alexandria. Don't be daft. You have made the Unbreakable Vow saying you shall continue your amazing work!" Awe, you guys are too sweet.

Book Suggestions (if you read any of them, let me know!):

Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling (Duh!)

The Secret Series by Pseudonymous Bosch (They're hilarious!)

The Mysterious Benedict Society series by Trenton Lee Stewart

The Land of Stories series by Chris Colfer (I stopped loving it after the third book.)

Story Thieves series by James Riley

Twintuition: Double Vision by Tia and Tamera Mowry

The Forget-Me-Not Summer by Leila Howland

Flunked by Jen Calonita

The Princess Academy Series by Shannon Hale

The Percy Jackson Series (as in plural) by Rick Riordan

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs

The Mortal Instruments Series (I only read it because the idea is clever, but it's not my favorite, it's just addicting.)

Stuff to do in an Elevator!
1.When there is one other person on there tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
2. Ask if you can push the button that they need to go on but intentionly push the wrong one.
3. Hold the doors open and say you are waiting for a friend and then after a while say " Hi Greg! How have you been?"
4. Drop something and then wait for someone to pick it up and scream "That's Mine!"
5. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on ask them if thay have an appointment.
6. Lay down onto a twister mat and thenaks if the personwantsto play.
7. Stand really close to a person sniffing them occasionly. and as they are getting off say "know a medicine that can cure that?"
8. Whe the elevator doors close say in a forced clam voice, "It's okay don't panic they open again!"
9. Swat Flies which don't exist.
10. Grimace painfully and then scream to the other passengers "Shut up, All of you just shutup!"
11. Crack open your Purse or Briefcase and peer in there periodically while whispering "Got enough air in there?"
12. Stare at another passenger for a while and then anounce in horror, "YOUR ONE OF THEM!!" Then back away slowly.
13. Stare mainacally and grin at a passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."
14. Draw a little square on thfloor with chalk and then announce to a passenger in an unnecesaraily loud voice, "This is my personal space!"
15 Press a button and pretend it gives youa shock. Then smile and press another.
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..."NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Normal People vs. PJO fans

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will ask Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down, make it sunny, and go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise

PJO FANS: would swear on the river styx

NORMAL PEOPLE: dont have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Bye Kittens! Feel free to PM me at any time!