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 Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Van Helsing, Phantom of the Opera, and Batman. I have a day off all day tomorrow and I'm really in the mood to continue writing my Harry Potter spoofs. I plan to do all 7 books. P.S. In 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Lies', I'll give anyone a metaphorical millions dollars if they can catch the name of an 80's one hit wonder group that I squeezed very discretely in there. I'll give you a hint: It was the song that was played in 'Encinoman' when they were making-over Brendan Fraiser... Books you should read: 1.Sabriel, 2.Lirael, 3.Abhorsen and 4. Across the Wall by: Garth Nix. -The Complete Mysteries of Sherlock Holmes by: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. 1. InkHeart, 2. InkSpell (there's going to be a 3rd) by: Corneila Funke. 1. Green Rider, 2. First Rider's Call, 3. The High King's Tomb by: Kristen Britain. There has to be a fourth! -Sherlock in Love by: ? -The Three Sisters by: Rebecca Locksley If you want to check out more about me you can see my myspace: www.myspace.com/rock_out_80s ~Tah!~ |
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A Portrait of Miss Black by Techno-Biscuit reviews
Lucius must choose a bride or risk having his future dictated by his father, and who better than Narcissa Black? Set during their sixth year at Hogwarts, Lucius soon discovers that wooing Narcissa is not as easy as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,852 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
Maladroit by Clark-G reviews
She felt guilty and always had. She was just helping out a friend with his pain which, to some degree, was her fault. That was the only way she could reconcile sitting on the floor of his office with him, leaning in such a way...
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,450 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Can't Escape My Love by Black Rapture reviews
When the only person you will ever love is ripped from you as lightning tears the sky. When there's nothing to look forward to. A/N: As one of my older and therefore bad works, I declare this story condemned. Read at your own peril.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Bane of Romance by Gates of Tartarus reviews
A theoretical final showdown between an aging Dark Knight and the behemoth known as Bane, brought about after he captures the one woman the Batman has always come back to.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Snape, the Former Death Eater by SnapeSexy reviews
Snape tells a colleague about his past as a Death Eater and his struggle against 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named' and his followers. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
Dead Men Do Tell Tales by ItsSidneyAgain reviews
PREQUEL - Polite Reviews Welcome: Whats with the hair? And what about that scarf? Nice teeth. Where did he get that compass? Does he have a family? The story of 18 yr old Jonathan Sparrow's journey toward the Isle De Muerta.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,513 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 10/2/2003
It Happened In The Spring by Roni Black reviews
COMPLETE! Epilogue added! Lucius had been killed in the war, and Narcissa was left all alone in the huge manor. One day, an unexpected visitor comes to stay, and Narcissa finds herself falling for him... does she even stand a chance? NM/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Lies reviews
Harry's second year. Yet again totally messed up and wrong in many, many ways. Just take your pick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Harry P.
Passions Willing reviews
Rated M for good reason. Reads like a Romance Novel. One shot. Snape/OC. Intense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone reviews
A parody of Harry and his first year adventures with Ron and Hermione. Not everything goes along with the book and movie, but some things do. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Beginning to Another reviews
An insight to Snape's past and his relationship to Lily and just how everything fell into place in a beginning to another...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Tail or Two reviews
Joker's idea of fun turns into a nightmare for Selina Kyle as she finds herself unable to scratch the habbit of a double life as the infamous Catwoman. A BatmanCatwoman tale. Rated M for some themes. PLEASE review!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman
Guilty Freedom reviews
When Lucius gets called forth by the Ministry of Magic on being a Death Eater, Narcissa will go to no ends to defend her husband. Even blackmailing the Minister himself. PLEASE review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
A Small Light in Darkness reviews
When a street waif named Gwendolyn shows up at the Opera Populaire and finds herself face to face with the Phantom...Can she reawaken feeling within the darkness that is his heart?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Erik - Complete
Winter Eyes reviews
Snape is to be the welcoming committee for the newly appointed Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. But when the new professor arrives, things aren't exactly what Severus was expecting. For one she's...a she!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Red Rose reviews
Lucius fails and the Dark Lord will go to no end with punishing him. Including extending it to his family, but Lucius will do all that he can to protect those he loves. PLEASE Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Time At Hogwarts: A Snape Fan Fic Part 1 reviews
Trying to remain hidden behind his school books, Severus wants attention from no one. Especially one of Narcissa's gorgeous friends. But would he really mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
To: Dumbledore From: Voldemort reviews
I'm not poetic, but once in a while I get an idea. A letter to Dumbledore, from Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
All Hollow's Eve reviews
Dracula can't hold back his passions for Anna anymore. This is a one part story. Sorry! Thank you for all the reviews! I'm glad you liked it so much! Please feel free to review :]
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete