Bart Curlish and Nadia Vulvokov are trapped in a traumatic time loop. The two women seek help from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, but it's hard for Dirk and the others to solve a case they forget each time the loop restarts. Meanwhile, the timelines begin to fracture in new and alarming ways. Will Dirk and Co. solve the case before it's too late?

(critical role) Beau and Yasha get trapped in a cave. pre-relationship, mild fluff.

Suzie Boreton, rescued from death at the hands of the Mage's goons by the dirtiest woman she's ever seen in her life, faces a question: would she like to go on a road trip with her savior? No, Suzie thinks, but when she opens her mouth, Yes comes out. And so begins the weirdest road trip ever.

Charlie Weasley finds himself on the Dawn Treader.

Gil comes out to his girlfriend Anne as a boy.

Mona's feeling down in the dumps (body insecurities) and her friends try to help her feel better about it all! (Mona, Farah, and Tina star in this, but for some reason Mona and Tina aren't on the character list yet!)

Paul visits Anne for the weekend to tour a boarding school. Unsure at first, he comes around to the idea.

Lucy is half Indian and she grew up eating Punjabi food. She, Susan, and Caspian make a Punjabi dish for lunch on the Dawn Treader.

the moment Edmund realises he's in love with Caspian.

notes and letters from the notepad of Lily Evans Potter.

Chance brings a beautiful stranger into Anne's booth at the gay bar. (Female Gilbert, modern AU)

(critical role) Beau and Caleb have a late-night chat in which Caleb tells the story of how he got Frumpkin. (not canon-compliant as I wrote it before I knew the canon story) (rating is for one swear word)

snippets of George's life without Fred.

Chidi's internal monologue before kissing Eleanor (third person, not first!); very metaphor-y. Chidi overcoming his rationality for once.

Lucy, Edmund, and Eustace find themselves on the Dawn Treader with a redheaded stranger named Charlie. He and Lucy become fast friends, and his knowledge of dragons quickly comes in handy.

When Panto marries Silas, they must choose which kingdom to rule. Panto asks Litzibitz if she would like to be a queen.

Luna and Charlie talk magical cryptids.

pillow fight with our favourite ghost (happy and sad)

Sirius had a shaved head until Azkaban. Maybe shaving it again would help with, well, everything. (only light angst)

inspired by a tumblr prompt: what would happen if two people made a deal to kiss by a certain time if one of them hasn't been kissed yet? Cyrano would spontaneously combust, that's what. (modern AU: Cyrano is a trans lesbian, Roxane is cis and bi)