That David Copperfield Stuff—or at least that's what Holden Caulfield calls it:

I am YumiDoesTheMacarena (call me Yumi). I have a gmail account under the name, so feel free to contact me through that avenue as well as this one. I'm more than happy to talk to anyone who has something to say! I am also Tomioneer on tumblr. That is another viable way of contacting me.

I'm a high school graduate as of June 2010, and I live in Oregon. I am currently 23. I am female. I am sarcastic, brash, opinionated, funny, absurdly sentimental, and I suppose a bit fickle. My avatar is a generic doll-maker-made approximation of myself, courtesy of koruldia's 'Winter Glamour' on DeviantArt. But I'm not that pretty, or 2-D, or petite, which is why I used the word "approximation". I do have blond hair, glasses, a silver pendant (the Straw Hats' Jolly Roger from One Piece) and I do usually have a notebook with me.

I am a Girl Scout, a nanny, a volunteer, and most relevantly, a writer.

I ship a lot of different things, and I appreciate people who respects people's differences. My main interests are One Piece, Harry Potter, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Naruto and BioWare's two primary franchises: Dragon Age and Mass Effect. I somewhat subscribe to the belief that there is generally speaking no reason not to review a story if you've read it whether you liked or hated it, but I also totally understand that sometimes there is just nothing you can think of to say. Review my stories if you want; if you'd rather not, don't worry about it.

So, yeah. I think that's about what I wanted to say. If anyone has any comments to make on this, feel free to message me about it; I'm a pretty open person so chances are I will respond. Thanks for taking the time to read this much-abridged version on my profile!

Love,
Yumi.

Or Tomioneer.

Whatever.