Fifth time I've rewritten this in the useless attempt to sound like less of a loser. I really doubt that it'll work.
ENDED UP BEING SO MUCH LONGER THAN WANTED. I whine.

Overall.

Likes (Organized all nice and pretty-like for you neat freaks out there.):

History.
1. Wars
a. The World Wars especially. Sue me.
2. Tragedy
a. Civil Wars
b. American Tragedies
c. Russian Tragedies
d. Massacres

English.
1. Writing
a. Poetry
I. Sad, Violent or Tragic
b. Fanfiction
I. I suck.
c. Short Stories

2. Reading
a. Slash.
I. Always slash.
b. Some character being injured
I. Overall: Hurt/Comfort
II. Slash.
c. The Novels of Temeraire.
I. Go read them. It's pretty much the Napoleonic Wars. But with dragons.
d. Slash.

Hetalia.
1. Russia/America (Ivan/Alfred)
a. OTP
2. Sweden/Finland (Berwald/Tino)
a. Shut up. It's also my OTP.
3. Germany/Italy (Ludwig/Feliciano)
a. Seriously, what legitimate Hetalia fan does not love this?
b. Really.
4. Prussia/Austria (Gilbert/Roderich)
a. Ngh.
5. Prussia/Canada (Gilbert/Matthew)
a. This one not as much as the former pairing.
6. France/England (Francis/Arthur)
a. This one as more of a side pairing rather than a main one.
7. Germany/Prussia (Ludwig/Gilbert)
a. I admit, I do like me some nice Germancest.
b. Not too much though. It's kinda like Advil. Nice in moderate doses, but if you take too much... Yeah...

Dislikes (Also organized all nicely.):Math.
1. 'Nuff said.

Happy People.
1. Mainly those who find themselves amusing.
2. Those who believe you to be their friend when you actually wish to punt them off this Earth.
3. Persistent brats.

The Hetalia Pairing that I don't like.
1. America/England (Alfred/Arthur)
a. So sue me. I dislike it.
2. Russia/China (Ivan/Yao)
a. I can feel the glares I'm getting. Really, I can.
3. Austria/Hungary (Roderich/Elizaveta)
a. It's not slash. That's all I have to say.
4. Prussia/Hungary (Gilbert/Elizaveta)
a. Really. I just like it when Elizaveta is single, and filming the guys while they make out.
5. OC/Anybody
a. I really dislike random, unnecessary OC's. Though one's such as Mexico, Australia, and the like are fine.

When Authors of Good Stories do not Update Fast Enough.
I'm a hypocrite.

I could cry. I just realized all the crazy formatting it took to make my profile less stupid is completely useless. I just wasted half an hour.

Kill me.
But just read it...Hell. I'll fix it later.