(Hops from foot to foot, looks around a bit at blank space)

Wow. This place is empty. (Shouts) ECHO!

So... I should probably tell you about myself, shouldn't I?

One moment please.

Okay, we're good.

Name: Blue Seraph will do. One of my many pseudonyms. Or just Seraph if you canna be bothered to write out Blue Seraph every time.

Age: Though sometimes I act like it, I wasn't born yesterday. That's the closest you're gunna get to my age.

Gender: ... What kind of guy do you think calls himself Blue Seraph?! (Audience: SENSITIVE! Me: Oh be quiet.) Anyway, for the record... I'm female.

That, I think m'dears, is the most ya need to know.

Interests:

Teen Titans- I got interested in Teen Titans bout a year ago, and for a while, was obsessed. My love has died off some, but it still burns. I'm more interested in Titan's East now than the Teen Titans. There isn't enough fics about them out there. (Commands readers,) Go my pretties! Go spread the love!

(Crickets chirp)

Well that didn't work. (Sighs) Okay, where were we? Oh yeah, interests!

Lord of the Rings- yes, I do love em all. But the Legoles fangirls kinda creep me out... NYARGH!

Naruto- I have to watch it on Jetix, sky, and I got so confused I gave up until they go full circle back to the first eppeh. I was okay up until they brought out season two and the chuunin exams. (Cries in corner) Now I'm kinda like this:

(Slow blink, blink)

Cool, Sasuke changed his clothes! Hang on... WHO'S THE GUY WITH THE JAR ON HIS BACK?!

I figured it out eventually. Who the guy with the jar is that is. Gaara, right? I hear he warned them about the eyeliner. Guess they didn't listen. Neh.

Artemis Fowl- Ah yes, the wonder books. Love them. Though, I'm not so fond of Minerva. The only pairing I really read is Holly/Arty, and that's only because that's all my friend writes.

Darren Shan- Only read the first six books, but I do love this series. I prefer the archetypal vampire myself, but the writer has an interesting method of portaying the nosferatu.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- A guilty pleasure of mine. most of my friends consider it kiddy. A fan I am, though far from dedicated.

There are a lot more, but I can't list every interest. I would get bored, and so would you.

Fanfics: As of now, I have a grand total of no fanfics. I don't want to force storiesd, or they come out terribly. I like to think I'm not a bad writer, but I'm far from "DA BEST RYTA EVAH LIKE LOL!!1" I know there are people out there worse than me, and equally, people who are better.

(Yawns, looks around absently) I want waffles. Cuz I'm bored.When I'm bored, my parents come home to a smouldering wreck of a house instead of a home.

(Manic grin, pulls out dynamite. Lights dynamite, throws it at you. Runs off)

SEE YA!