The Divinity Bunny
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Joined 05-14-06, id: 1045990, Profile Updated: 08-12-09

I'm The Divinity Bunny.

I snark, therefore I am.

THINGS I FRICKIN LOVE TO NO END:

-Myself

THINGS I LIKE

-Books: 100 Years of Solitude, Gone With The Wind, Catch-22, Harry Potter, Shakespeare...

-Bands: All Time Low, Yellowcard, Amber Pacific...

-Punctuation Marks: Oxford commas, ellipses...

THINGS I DISLIKE:

-Books: Twilight and the rest of the so-called "saga," however, I try not to hate on the last three because I haven't actually read them.

-Bands: I actually don't have any I particularly dislike, but I just had to make the balance between the like and hate section look right.

-Punctuation marks: Ones that are incorrectly used

THINGS I FRICKIN HATE TO NO END:

-Clueless people

This seems really short...but I know you don't actually give a crap about my life unless you're a creepy stalker. Even then, you probably wouldn't want to stalk somebody who lists her favorite punctuation marks. So I'm safe! Now I will go dance happily to my weird music while thinking about the simple beauty of ellipses.

I deleted all my stories because they were from years ago...but I'll be happy to edit something you send to me. I really would love to try editing some Twilight stuff, and I'd help you with something for Harry Potter, which I actually like.

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The Twisted Diaries of an Azkaban Escapee by TheSolitaryNoodle reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange's diary, from her trial onwards. Very funny, I hope with lots of Random Twists... starring, of course, Bella, but you'll see some other familiar faces there to - Sirius, Fudge, Narcissa, Rodolphus, etc. Rated 'T' for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,598 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B.
A Guide To Writing Fanfiction by dnrl reviews
A multi-chapter guide that breaks down things like plot, dialogue, ToS rules and how to follow them, grammar, and spelling, among other things.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008
No Questions by Gaby Black reviews
Astoria asked no questions. It was most fortunate, because Draco didn't always have the answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Psyche's Journal by Last Haven reviews
In the style of the Royal Diaries. As a princess, it is Psyche's duty to help her kingdom, including tend to multitudes of suitors, hiding any unladylike talents, and be willing to be sacrificed to monsters. These are the recordings of her thoughts.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Eros - Complete
Lily's List by MotherCrumpet reviews
LILY EVAN'S IMPOSSIBLY LONG LIST OF CHANGES THAT JAMES POTTER WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH IN ORDER FOR LILY EVANS TO DATE HIM is a list started by Lily her first night at Hogwarts. Will Lily risk getting hurt or simply add to the list when James changes?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 159,618 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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