Name:...Yeah...not sure I wana say...

Awesomeness rating 1-10, 10 being highest: Eeeeem...6.9...

Favorite number: 69 but not for the obvious reason, its because you can turn it upside down all you want and it will always say 69.

Thoughts on steriotypes: absolutely hate them...but in that way I'm a hypocrite cause i use them all the time on myself and my friends

Did I copy and paste anything so far?

No, I made all this up...hence my 6.9 awesomeness

How many people hate me on this site so far that I know of?

1. Just one. I don't even understand why.

Do I have any idea why you have stumbled onto me profile like a creepy stalker?

No, i have no clue...and knowing how humans can be, i don't wana know.

Do I actually love all of my readers?

Of course i do, it would be mean to say I love them and be lying. That, my friend, is NOT cool. I just don't love them THAT way, K? No creepy stuff is goin on here. I don't even know you people. Don't get your hopes up. :D

How much longer am i gona do this thing on my profile today?

Well it is currently 2:27 AM on...July 10th? Jeez I had no idea...I need to keep better track of time...I thought it was like...June...I am a totall space cadet. :)

How many people have I killed?

-sigh- nnnh well...that depeeends...do you mean on puurpose...or just a result of myy aaactiooons? Jee...gosh...yea...Um...20?idk...I'll get back to you on that.

Why am I doing this?

Idk...2:30, I'm bored as hell...can't sleep... don't see why not. So now I'm here, writing random crap for your enjoyment. Though I have to commend Panda77, he/she (idk...) made my day. I am honestly feeling a lot better than usual. Thank you Panda77.

I think I'll finish up with a nice, heart-warming quote of myself.

Have a fucktastic day! :D

And now im back for more on july 16th

Things to do in an Elevator

Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. (I did this one. My mom told me to knock it off because i was scaring people)

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Meow occasionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Say "Ding" at each floor.

Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on. (I also did this one. And i actually was wearing new socks)

"When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock, smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"

Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

Leave a box between the doors.

Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

Start a sing-along.

Do Tai Chi exercisesWhen at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

Bring a chair along.

Lean against the button panel.

While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs.