I like writing fics...Even though everything looks a bit bare at the moment!

I'm dying to write a story, but I'm sort of about what everyone wants. So...

I'm doing a Request-A-Story thing. If you want a particular story, just email me with what you want.

Eg:

Brennan/Booth, Rated M, fluff

Which basically means I'd write a Brennan and Booth fic that's kind of fluffy.

BTW...

I work within the lines of:

1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

2. Bones

3. Angel

4. Harry Potter

5. Doctor Who (Do they even have the good ol' Doc on this site?)

I can do any pairings, I suppose...I'm a bit muffled when it comes to stuff like Xander/Spike shippers...I mean, yeah, I'd write the fic, but it'd be with no knowledge whatsoever on 'What goes on'.

Why why WHY hasn't it happened yet? The sexual tension is now too much to bear!

Title of this week's Bones episode: The Soldier on the Grave

Smoochies rating: 8/10

Oh. My. GOD! This one was tensiony throughout! Loving Booth getting all emotional, although the way he looked when he was in tears and said to Brennan; 'It's okay, you just do your thing.' was just heartbreaking! I felt there should have been smoochies there...She should've gone after him to make sure he was okay, with one thing leading to another...In a nice way, not a sick way.

There was HAND-STROKING! It was so cute and emotional, because Bren was all awkward when she put her hand on his knee, and he was so shocked that he actually had to look down to make sure he wasn't dreaming, or something. Then, one amazing quote led to another, and it was the end! sob

Favourite Moments:

Jack and Angela getting all cuddly in a non-physical way.

Zach trying to get on with his job, oblivious to the obvious romance going on around him.

Booth in tears.(David really carried that well.)

Angela and Bren talking about Booth, and how she should show that she's there for him.

Favourite Quotes:

Booth: Don’t tell me you are gonna trash the Duke.
Brennan: What, are you kidding? I love the Duke.
Booth: Wouldn’t have guessed that one, little lady. (says little lady impersonating John Wayne)
Brennan: Remember Stagecoach? (tries to impersonate John Wayne) Listen, cowboy, courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway.
Booth: What was that, the Duke? That was horrible. That was like Jerry Lewis.
Brennan: Was not.

Hodgins: Were you really mad before?
Angela: Why, because of your strident, paranoid ramblings?
Hodgins: I'm guessing mad. Fair enough. Can I at least give you some material to read?
Angela: You could try, but you'd walk funny for a week.

Angela: You have to think before you speak.
Brennan: Why? I can say anything to you without thinking about it first.
Angela: Yeah, men aren't like us, they're much more fragile and needy. The fact that they think we're the needy ones is a testament to our superiority.

My Personal Favourite (and Heartbreaking with Hand-Stroking) Quote:

Booth: It's never just the one person who dies, Bones. Never...never. We all die a little bit, Bones. With each shot, we all die a little bit.

Okay...Temporarily, all my stories are on hold. I apologize for all growling moodily and protesting "Why?" to nobody. However, I have just realised my true forte.

Harry Potter Fanfiction.

Yes, I dug out my copy of Prince, blew off the dust and decided to read it again. Now I'm going to do a series of pointless fanfictions, based around Ron and Hermione, but possibly reaching out to Harry and Ginny.

They won't be rated M, though. I really, really cringe at the thought of any sex at all in Harry Potter. It's like when you were a kid and you realised that, yes, Mummy and Daddy did what we did about in Science today, and you run home with 'lovely' long words like 'Ejaculation', and your parents look horrified.

Basically, it makes me want to puke.

So, they'll be kind of K+-esque. But still interesting, I hope.

I apologize again for the people that are irritated with me, if there are any.