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Joined 03-26-12, id: 3852161, Profile Updated: 07-12-12

God, I hate doing these things... Ok, I'm a 15-year-old girl from Finland. And that's about it. Oh yeah, and I don't really write anything, 'cause I'm shit.

Music: I listen to My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Good Charlotte, Avenged Sevenfold, 30 Seconds To Mars, Story Of The Year, Paramore, Billy Talent, Linkin Park, Slipknot, Korn, Pendulum, Muse, All Time Low, Sex Pistols, Ramones, Placebo, Hurts, Radical Face, Nomy, Taking Back Sunday, Skillet, Lonely Island, the list goes on and on...

Books: The Hunger Games (I LUV PEETA), HP series, A Song Of Ice And Fire and a bunch of other books which I can't translate. XD

Movies: Hunger Games, Alice In Wonderland, The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus, Twilight, Pirates Of The Caribbean, a lot of horror movies, Inglourious Basterds, Public Enemies, Batman: The Dark Knight, Avatar, Lord Of The Rings trilogy etc.

And btw, I'm a huge slash fan. I don't actually even read het, unless it's a side pairing or really well written. :DD

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a boyfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, ReganBaxter, Emo Pirate, Phoenix xxxx, Cardiophobia.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

This is who I am.

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Brothers In The Name Of Science by checkmate14 reviews
A collection of one hundred Science Bros and or Boyfriends drabbles, each exactly one hundred words. I will take prompts for chapters, either PM me or leave it in the reviews. :) Cross posted on tumblr as stark-ruffalo (previously consultingsexgod). The plan is a drabble every other day but I'm not sure how that will go, so bear with me.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
But He's Just A Baker by TheFantasticPhantomWriter reviews
From the moment Cato first sees Peeta in the Capitol, he is both fascinated and dying to know more; And now they're both in the Careers pack fighting for their lives. Rated M for future sexual content!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,713 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Cato, Peeta M.
Isn't He Lovely? by boredomtakescontrol reviews
Things were going perfect for Gale and Peeta until Cato came into their lives. AU!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Gale H., Peeta M.
A different kind of Hunger by Thomas Emerson reviews
Alternate ending. Peeta, Katniss and Cato survived the 74th Games. Snow wants Cato to seduce Katniss to prove to the world that she was lying when she said Peeta meant the world to her. But nothing happens the way it was supposed to. Slash Cato/Peeta.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,901 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Cato, Peeta M.
Career Bonds by LabRat3000 reviews
Cato is in love with Peeta. Peeta may or may not be in love with Cato. Career Bonds never break, and the odds are in Cato's favor. Cato/Peeta and Gale/Katniss. I like to think that this story has comedic moments too, as well as drama, romance, and more!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,363 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Cato, Peeta M. - Complete
Peeta Hurts Two by RebornPhoenix05 reviews
Lemon again. Slash. I hope this is good! Ever wonder how Peeta got away from Cato with only a slash, well the truth is there was a lemon invovled! Review people review. This story is for reddoggie! Please review or I'll come after you with a sword! R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Cato, Peeta M. - Complete
A Different Perspective by DanD-OujiSama reviews
*DISCONTINUED* This is the sequel to "An Inconvenient Timing". Peeta finds himself in more trouble ever since Cato died, but does everything change when he is offered redemption? Rated M for possible smut, lemon, multiple pairings and m-preg.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Cato, Peeta M.
Loverboys by catogalepeetajay reviews
Lets just say the hunger games never existed? This is just a story of two teenagers who fall in love! And some more... Beware!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Cato, Peeta M.
Hope, Love, And You by RebornPhoenix05 reviews
Lemon cake! "I learned to love by loving you, I learned to shine with my hope renewed, and I learned I couldn't live without living with you..." If you lost all hope then you lost your light of live too.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Cato, Peeta M. - Complete
An Inconvenient Timing by DanD-OujiSama reviews
*DISCONTINUED* Peeta wanders off to escape the Career pack but manages to easily get captured by the very one he was trying to get away from.. YAIO warning! Slight bondage.. Smut and most probably Lemon ..
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Cato, Peeta M.
Tent Problems by Shh Just Read reviews
In which there are three tents, five people and a very surprised Peeta. Slash Peeta/Cato don't like, don't read! Onshot
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Peeta M., Cato - Complete
Never As Far Away As It May Seem by GeekyGirl19834287459 reviews
When Peeta is left in the cave on his own while Katniss gets the medicine, he thinks that Cato comes to find him to finish the job but he couldn't be more wrong. Told in Peeta's POV. A/U. OOC. Slash. Peeta/Cato. I regret absolutely nothing.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Peeta M. - Complete