I hate portals. Nasty, vile things, prone to malfunction at the worst of times. Mine sure did! An experiment gone awry strands an unpredictable, knuckleheaded ninja in a strange world of magic and monsters. Should he survive, he just might find a way home...if the Wild Hunt doesn't kill him, first. Loads of sass and humor. NarutoxCiri? Pairing undecided. Vote!

An Uchiha born in the early years of the village? A simple thing right? But what if it was our knuckle headed hero from a timeline quite a few years in the future. Watch as Naruto shakes up the timeline by being born into a time he wasn't in the manga and shakes up the very foundations of canon as we know it, all the while finding love with a certain slug princess of said timeline!