(Warning, content below contains excessive use of parenthesis.)

SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO, I'm back. (For those of you who dont know what that means, I was gone for a month or two) I can practicly hear all of these readers wondering where I was. I would rather not say. What I can tell you is that I am going to have very little time, as with most of us, to read and review and possibly write on this site. I am currently juggling college tours, college applications, internships, jobs, and things such as sleeping and eating.

Good news for me!!! My dad just sold some patents of his and he is saying that if I get some financial aid, he will be able to pay for a few years of tuition at some schools for me!!!

I have been planning for quite some time to actually commence writing on this website, however, I find myself incapable of finding the will power, or the time, to do so. So for the handful of you who will ever actually read this (before I post a story), I want you to stay vigilante for possible stories of mine.

About writing, I wonder how anyone can write stories as long as a number of those posted on this site, after all, I struggle with writing anything more than a couple of thousand words. Now tell me, how is it done?!?!

I have decided that any preliminary writing that I have done is far to formal and 'uptight'. I have a horrible habit of writing using vocab straight out of the 18th Century, and as long as I don't want to take a Xeal approach to my writing, it is something I will have to change. Also, I know that I am practically writing to a blank wall right now, as my page is viewed...never, but nonetheless any writers out there, do not even think about hesitating to send me a personal message regarding writing pointers/tips/hate mail ect. But if you do not, it's chill.

Quote of the Week: I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the way it smells.-The Snark Handbook: A Guide to Verbal Sparring

About myself you ask? Things about me:

-From Nor-Cal, close to San Francisco, cool city by the way. (For you non-Americans or just really, really, really stupid Americans, that would be Northern California, and San Fran is the place with the big bridge, think Full House. Or, simply think of pretty much every sci-fi movie, because in nearly all of them San Francisco is destroyed. I mean really, like in It Came From Beneath the Sea, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, all of the Terminator movies, Monsters vs. Aliens, Star Trek, X-Men 3, I think you get my point.)

-I am a 2ndish generation male immigrant, my father is from Germany and my mother was born in the US of A, but her parents were Swedish immigrants. So, I was raised speaking English, German, and Swedish, and as soon as I went to elementary school I was practically forced to learn Spanish, and in high school I took(take) Latin. It all gets horribly confusing, I will be doing a Spanish essay, and accidentally use some Latin (they are pretty much the same) and when explaining in Spanish to my teacher I will slip and start speaking in German, only to apologize in English and when he gets mad swear in Swedish. (True story)

-Favorite sports are tennis and baseball

-I enjoy reading, however recently about 95% of my reading has been on this site or on Fictionpress. Books I would recommend would be Pillars of the Earth and its sequel World Without End by Ken Follet (keep in mind that the two would easily fall under the M rating in the fanfiction world), Shogun by James Clavell (likewise), The Wild Trees by Richard Preston (not much of an investment, easily finished in a weekend), and for those of you who enjoy trippy theoretical physics random things, Einstein's Dreams by _ _(that would be an I don't know)

-Favorite movies include but are not limited to: Avatar (don't know why), The Miracle at st. Anna, Déjà vu (think Terminator with the time travel mixed with...something else and Denzel Washington), A lot of animated movies such as Up (don't judge), The Soloist, and kinda Shutter Island (cool but not a favorite, but I'll be nice and put it on here), and any laughably bad science fiction movie (Killer Aliens From Space, Attack of the Mole People, Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus, Killer Shrews, ect.) I just realized that that list really does not represent what I like at all, I was delirious from lack of sleep at that time and I was hungover, so I may re-write it. As a matter of fact, until fairly recently I was criticized of only liking 'artsy' movies, but that is bullshit. I like comedies, but they are consistently one of the worst genres (after romances)as they frequently just stupid. I like humor more along the lines of The Men Who Stare at Goats, a little bit more sophisticated humor.

-Favorite subjects and fields of study include: Calculus, Physics, Chemistry, Statistics, Psychology (amazing field, everyone should learn about the mind and psychoanalysis), and Biochemistry!! You may have noticed a trend there, I am obsessed with applied sciences.

-Have been obsessed with visual effects recently due to Avatar, although that is not really the reason why I liked the movie, and find myself experimenting with the free trial of Autodesk Maya, visit their website, the array of movies that have been done with the software is amazing.

I am sure that I strike you as a total loser, after all I am on Fanfiction.net right now and what? Enjoy Calculus! Impossible!!! But seriously I am actually fairly well liked (so they all say) and even had a social life until this web site in conjuncture with 4 AP tests ruined my life!! If you are a High School student in America, do not, under any circumstances, sign up for more than 3 AP classes, and then honors classes, it SUCKS!!!!!!! (especially when you spend all your time online and not studying)

You know, I feel that in the text above, I am trying to come off as someone that I am not. Ever since I was about two years old, my Father has attempted to indoctrinate me into a very mathematical, no-nonsense take on life, as that is the way he is. However, I am now forced to realize that he succeeded, on a level, therefore I am now going to post a list of things that I hate.

-First and foremost, Karaoke, I am not a singer and do not appreciate it when other people pretend to be singers.

-White supremacists, move back to Alabama.

-North Dakota

-Reno (horrible city)

-Logarithms

-C+ language

-Square rigger ships

-The system

-Shopping, it absolutely drives me crazy, unless it is for certain things, such as cars.

-Stores that smell way too strongly of perfume.

-AP tests and SATs, but I am not alone on that one.

-When people call me a Nazi for speaking German, a friend of mine speaks Russian, does that make him a communist? By the way haters, Hitler was Austrian.

-People with Ph.Ds who assume that they know absolutely everything. This is largely due to my father, I have to hand it to the man, he is absolutely brilliant, 2 Phds, worked in a variety of research labs, he is always going on about the Higgs Boson quadratic mass process, renormalization between fermonic top quark loops and scalar stop squark Feynman diagrams, and supersymmetrical extensions of the standard model (I have absolutely 100% no idea of what any that means...at all). But he can be a dick, however, he is going to pay for my tuition, so I have decided he's pretty cool now.

-Twilight, all of that craze makes me want to put a bullet in my head.

-Art teachers who complain when my art 'has no symbolic content' (I'm a left-brain person)

-Priuses or Priusi? (plural form of prius?) Don't like Japanese cars, go American or German or go home.

-The Swedish and Dutch languages, they make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Swedish is tone-dependent, like mandarin, but it is even more important. By the way, I hate umlauts, to me, Ü Ë Ï Ö Ä are pretty damn annoying.

-Whenever DVDs are not in their respective cases, they get scratched and then they don't work, and I get really pissed off.

-I just lost a pack of gum and that is $1.25 wasted (I am extremely cheap)

-When you go to a tropical country, and then find out the Malaria meds that you took before going were just shown to be ineffective, so you get Malaria. (guess who this happened to)

-When your parents Really want you to enlist in the Armed forces. I'm a lover, not a fighter (but I'm also a fighter, so don't get any ideas), that last part in parenthesis was total not original.

-Rich people

-When your parents won't allow you to apply for Ivy League schools because they can't pay the tuition, even if you actually have a shot at getting in.

-The motherfuckers at UPenn who say I can't get financial aid, thus ruining my option of going there, even though they are sitting on 6 billion fucking dollars (FML)

-The IRS

-Debt

-The IRS

-The IRS

-Universities that do not pay their Professors and researchers well, at all. My dad will second this.

-Alcoholism (FML)

-Jewelry

I am sorry about any offensive language, but get used to it, I have a right to assert the fact that right now, I hate my life.

If anyone wants me to remove all that angst shit from up above, tell me. Everyone else, if you want to PM me with opinions on the things above, I actually care as to what you say.

I tend to be rather selective of stories of that go onto the good ol' favorites list, even if I do appear like a favorites whore. All the stories below are either well written, weird, weird and well written, funny, or just randomly interesting to me. zum Beispiel, einige von authors/writers just have a style that I like, even if the story is pretty average, however, no names will be mentioned due to confidentiality issues. I am sure that some of you will hate the stories down there, but whateva whateva.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed our lil' chat, and until next time, this is... (my name is the only thing between me and rapists)

(and by the way, the text below actually does mean something, I'll give you a hint, none of the letters code for themselves, as in the first E is not actually an E once it has been decoded)

ECGVY CQKFL EUXPC TUBLT RXIIY ELFTM FBUQO AQYSM CNECH NSZUF CJNRQ YKFVF SJGRN WZCMT XPBOV BDZOZ BAQAL QAHYT.