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 Poll: Your favorite Bleach, Death Note & FullMetal Alchemist main characters: Vote Now! |
 My Favorites TV drama: CSI Anime: Bleach Death Note FullMetal Alchemist Bleach pairings & characters(this is MY own opinion, so keep your disagreeing THOUGHTS to YOURSELF): pairings-IchigoxNel, HitsuHina & RenjixRukia characters-Renji Abarai, Soi Fon, Yoruichi Shihouin, Nel Tu, Toushiro Hitsugaya, Momo Hinamori, Byakuya Kuchiki, Wonderweiss Margera, Ulquiorra Schiffer & Grimmjow Jaggerjack. Most Hated Bleach characters & pairings(this is ALSO MY own opinion, so keep your disagreeing THOUGHTS to YOURSELF as well): characters-Orihime Inoue(DIE, BITCH!!), Nnoitra Jiruga & Aizen Sousuke pairings- IchigoxOrihime(She's FUCKING PATHETIC), HitsugayaxMatsumoto(That's SO wrong) & AizenxHinamori(HitsuHina is WAY better) that's it, now GET LOST!! |
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Death Note Owner's Guides and Maintenance Manuals by thebookhobbit reviews
Owner's guides for the main characters. Includes L, Near, Mello, Matt, Light, Misa, Matsuda and Ryuuk.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,786 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Misa A. - Complete
Reasons Why L Doesn't Die or Can't Die Because by Hello-Sweetie19 reviews
Crazy reasons why L does not die
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - L, Light Y.
Kenny? by SanrilTsukina reviews
Where is kenny? did he abandon little Yachiru? "Don't leave me Kenny!"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual: Hitsugaya T by DiePi reviews
Congratulation on your purchase of a HITSUGAYA TOUSHIRO unit! This guide is to help you nurture the workaholic and temperamental prodigy unit to its full potential. Mentions of YAOI.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/9/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Mello's ABC's by whitetyger123 reviews
Mello's awsome rants about words starting with each letter of the alphabet. Last chapter is up! Written by whitetyger123 and schoolgirlcheesesculpture. Got to 100 reviews! Thanks everyone! Please R&R! Extra new awesome anniversary bonus chapter!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,539 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Mello - Complete
The Chocolate Bar by no heart to follow reviews
So a panda, a sheep, and a dog all want the same chocolate bar. None are willing to share and none are willing to give it up. What's to be done? This didn't really turn out how I wanted it to but whatever.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
What Does Hakkai REALLY Think? by Son Nuriko reviews
Ever wondered what Hakkai thinks behind his smile? Just a random thingy... Ahaha... Btw this is REALLY OOC ok? So if you don't like Hakkai thinking like Sanzo don't read... Greatly appreciated... Although if you wanna comment anyway, be my guess...
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Hakkai C.
10 Ways to annoy the Hell out of: L by Miss Snuffles Tastes Funny reviews
Volume Two: A short little list of things to do to annoy the uber adorable genius we all wanna rape one day. Review? RATED T FOR SORTA LANGUAGE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
10 Ways to annoy the Hell out of: Edward Elric by Miss Snuffles Tastes Funny reviews
Volume One: A short little list of things to do to annoy the lil' pipsqueak we all know and love. Review? RATED T FOR SORTA LANGUAGE.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
WINRY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a WINRY ROCKBELL unit! With this handy guide, you can learn the basics of raising and caring for your very own Expert Mechanic!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Winry R. - Complete
GREED: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a GREED unit! With this nifty little guide, you can learn the basics of feeding, cleaning and loving your very own Ultimate Shield!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Greed - Complete
ENVY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an ENVY unit! With this guide, you can learn how to care for and love your very own Transforming Homunculus!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Envy - Complete
Alphonse: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Hikari Hrair-rah reviews
Got yourself an ALPHONSE ELRIC, but have no idea what to do with him? Finally, the answer to all your questions are in here!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Alphonse E. - Complete
15 ways to piss of L and Light by SpasticGum reviews
15 different ways to piss of L and Light, mostly L. Um, for some reason, it says The Stalk, as a title. But it isn't, please ignore it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
MELLO: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by taxiphobia reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own MELLO unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your genderconfused genius it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Mello - Complete
EDWARD: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
[v 2.0] Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an EDWARD ELRIC unit! With this guide, you can learn how to raise and love your very own Fullmetal Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
RAITO: The Owner's Guide and Maintanence Manual by taxiphobia reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own RAITO unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super hottie of a genius, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
L: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by taxiphobia reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own L unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your genius, freakishlooking insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/3/2007 - L - Complete
ROY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a ROY MUSTANG unit! Read the following guide and learn how to care for and love your very own Flame Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
TOHRU HONDA: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] You've gone and bought yourself the TOHRU HONDA unit from our catalogue and don't know how to put it to use? Well, this manual's been made to help you out! Done with full permission from Theresa Green.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Tohru H. - Complete
SPIKE SPIEGEL:Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] Awright, you've bought yourself a SPIKE SPIEGEL unit, and you have no idea how to use it? Read this manual to find out. Done with full permission from Theresa Green.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Spike S. - Complete
AYAME SOHMA : Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] You've bought yourself an AYAME SOHMA unit, now read on to find out how to use it, lest a certain snake should slither up your clothes! A fic inspired by Theresa Green.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Ayame S. - Complete
KUROGANE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] You bought a KUROGANE unit. Now read on to find out how to use it. A fic inspired by Theresa Green.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
YUKI SOHMA : Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] You have bought the YUKI SOHMA unit, and still have no idea how to handle your Juunishi rat. So, we provide you with an owner's guide! An idea inspired by Theresa Green.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Yuki S. - Complete
KYO SOHMA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenace Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] Congratulations! You now own a KYO SOHMA. Read to find out how you can manage your new unit. A fic inspired by the authoress Theresa Green
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Kyo S. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
MIROKU: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by MapleRose reviews
Learn how to take care of your very own Perverted and Cursed Houshi: MIROKU!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Miroku - Complete
INUYASHA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by MapleRose reviews
Do you have an INUYASHA unit, but not sure how to use it properly? Why don't you read this manual and find out!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Inuyasha - Complete
Edward Elric: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Hikari Hrair-rah reviews
At last, the one and only comprehensive guide for EDWARD ELRIC owners everywhere has arrived!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Kaoru Kamiya:Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Hikari Hrair-rah reviews
Finally gotten your hands on your favorite bokkenwielding dojo girl and haven't the faintest clue what to do with her? Look in here for all you need to know about your new KAORU KAMIYA!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Kaoru - Complete
Misao: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Hikari Hrair-rah reviews
Yes, its here at last...the one and only guide to everyone's favorite Oniwabanshuu ninja girl, MAKIMACHI MISAO!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Misao - Complete
Sanosuke: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Hikari Hrair-rah reviews
Just got yourself a SANOSUKE SAGARA and haven't a clue what to do with him? Answers to all your questions can be found right in here!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Sanosuke - Complete
Blackout by WarricksGirl reviews
Lights aren't the only problem for the night shift. Greg thinks he's from a different country, Warrick's delusional, and Nicky just won't shut up. Another one of my funny, pointless, balls of fluff. READ & REVIEW!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by WarricksGirl reviews
Greg wants a girl, but he ends up getting a little more than what he wishes for...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Greg S. - Complete
Hiko Seijuro: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Hikari Hrair-rah reviews
Information essential to owning your very own HIKO SEIJURO v. 13.0 can all be found right here! Check it out!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Hiko - Complete
Kenshin: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Hikari Hrair-rah reviews
At last, the one and only guide to everyone's favorite Rurouni! Secrets to being a successful RUROUNI KENSHIN owner can be found right here!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Kenshin - Complete