Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.

Humour, romance, drama, suspense, mystery, a sinister stranger, the power of the human mind, and the ultimate question... truth, or dare? Essentially psychological/drama/comedy/romance with an in-depth plot, but for the most part fairly light-hearted

She trusted him with her life until he tried to take it with tears in his eyes and his hand shaking, but she doesn't remember those small details. Doesn't remember the words he uttered to her before she blacked out. ItachixOC. Slight IzumoxOC.

Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!

A collection of ItaSaku oneshots based on before "The Definition of Being Unfair", if you haven't read it yet, READ IT. Basically it's like a prequel. ItaSaku AU. The 9th Oneshot has been uploaded, "A harmless little prank?"

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This is a story of a girl who had the misfortune to get hit by lightning, end up in an anime she didn't like to watch and even get the hots for a homicidal lunatic going by the name of Itachi Uchiha... Yep. This is one crazy story. My story.

333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart', Konoha style!

“Ne ne, Itachi-kun,” The pink haired kunoichi spoke softly,her words calm and smooth. “What would you do if I died?” Relaxing his muscles, he replied with a sweet, “I won’t let you die.” Rated T for language. An ItaSaku oneshot. Complete.

Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

Kid x Chrona As the son of a Shinigami he can’t accept that the spawn of a witch is being accepted into his school. Still, as he is somewhat forced to spend time together, he finds that pasts don’t decide everyone’s future. Full of awkward sexy fluff

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

Kankuro and Hinata end up in a loveless marriage :blame their fathers: , which is, of course, their cue to retreat to the internet and fall in love with other people. But the internet is no substitute for real life... KankuroXHinata

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

How many times would you say I love you?

Nara Shikamaru, you will take Temari to be your lawfully wedded wife. To have and to hold, for better or worse, until the chauvinist pig chasing her is satisfied this isn't a trick. You may now scream in terror.