Sanity (in the everyday sense of the word) is not an essential quality of great art."
-Gerald Abraham

...hey look, it's that girl who can never catch the cab.

5-24-10

Energy-draining

Xylophone ringing

Anaphylaxic

Mindblowing

Shock.

Jess Declares:

Once upon an America, there was an event known as "The Industrial Revolution".

Due to this global shift in agricultural, scientific, and artisan practices, the number of craftmen dwindled.

Thus-- two centuries later, in a factory-infested city-- a young brunette girl learned from one of the few rare craftmen still alive...

...that to click Fanfiction's "sign up" hyperlink with a mass-produced IBM mouse...

...would ensure her success as an aspiring craftswoman

of the English language.

This crazy girl-teenager must be:

the artiste in every group project.

the quiet one in the back of the room, dropping her front only to laugh at the cynical humor.

the only one in her city that regularly experiments with lipstick on her eyelids and draws designs with liquid eyeliner on her face. Cuz she's crazy (but who isn't?).

Jess Discloses:

The sole-standing reason she did not sign up for an account before was that she was partial to reviewing anonymously as a simple Jess, Jessi(e), or...Brooklyn.

(the exhilaration of anonymity, guys! it's like being Santa for the kids at the mall!)

. But now the thrill is gone and...if she can't vote in real life polls (yet!) no one can stop her on ffn. CheBaNG.

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"Your problem is that you think you have time."
-Don Juan to Carlos Castaneda