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Joined 02-24-10, id: 2268405, Profile Updated: 05-24-10
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Sanity (in the everyday sense of the word) is not an essential quality of great art."
-Gerald Abraham

...hey look, it's that girl who can never catch the cab.

5-24-10

Energy-draining

Xylophone ringing

Anaphylaxic

Mindblowing

Shock.

Jess Declares:

Once upon an America, there was an event known as "The Industrial Revolution".

Due to this global shift in agricultural, scientific, and artisan practices, the number of craftmen dwindled.

Thus-- two centuries later, in a factory-infested city-- a young brunette girl learned from one of the few rare craftmen still alive...

...that to click Fanfiction's "sign up" hyperlink with a mass-produced IBM mouse...

...would ensure her success as an aspiring craftswoman

of the English language.


This crazy girl-teenager must be:

the artiste in every group project.

the quiet one in the back of the room, dropping her front only to laugh at the cynical humor.

the only one in her city that regularly experiments with lipstick on her eyelids and draws designs with liquid eyeliner on her face. Cuz she's crazy (but who isn't?).


Jess Discloses:

The sole-standing reason she did not sign up for an account before was that she was partial to reviewing anonymously as a simple Jess, Jessi(e), or...Brooklyn.

(the exhilaration of anonymity, guys! it's like being Santa for the kids at the mall!)

. But now the thrill is gone and...if she can't vote in real life polls (yet!) no one can stop her on ffn. CheBaNG.

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"Your problem is that you think you have time."
-Don Juan to Carlos Castaneda

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Chrysanthemums by wildcatt reviews
Their eternity is a falling petal, an ivory ribbon, a glimpse of outstretched wings. Collection of Nejiten and Team Gai one shots in narutoverse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,920 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
tomorrow morning by ohwhatsherface reviews
Drabbles. Sasuke, Sakura, and a life without Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 204 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
and all of its discontents by arabesque05 reviews
A sasusaku: some things are not about happiness. On marriage, and lies, and coming home for warm soup. And he tells her, "You can stay."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Gloves And Her by Cella N reviews
When she's 12 years old, she takes pride in having the softest hands. At 15, she puts on black gloves and doesn't take them off. SAKURA. On growth, and beauty, and life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Forgive But Never Forget by mrie reviews
Because even though he’s back, it’s never been that simple for Team Seven. But they believe with everything they have, and sometimes, that’s enough. – Team Seven. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,915 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 152 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
how heroes are made by mrie reviews
It’s been too long and he’s forgotten, but in the end it makes no difference. – Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Breathing Slowly by iMissa reviews
The worst way to miss someone is when they’re five feet from you and you know that they will never be yours. SasuKarin, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
chasing pavement by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Annie. SasuSaku. I sound moonstruck, she thought mournfully. Maybe I haven’t changed. Maybe I can’t. Maybe it’s him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
morning encounters of inevitable love by lucidic reviews
“I think that possibly–maybe, I’ve fallen for you.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Three Kisses by the blanket reviews
[AU. SasuSaku. oneshot.] Sakura knows she can never be enough. Sasuke only wishes he could break the chains around them both.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 357 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Absences by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Naruto dreamed of his team mates everynight. Eventually, it was time to go home. team 7 love
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 173 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
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April Fool's Valediction reviews
The first time they meet again, he holds up her painting against the backdrop of blood, bombs, and tears./She only puts to canvas what he brings to death. SasukexSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silly kids, Bets are for Addicts reviews
Sasuke ducked the football that was thrown his way. “Oi, Sakura, heads!” He warned. “Tails then, honeymuffin,” she announced, never looking up from her book. SasukexSakura AU Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taxonomy reviews
Fangirls, taxes, and a little bit of cleavage. “Oi, Sakura-chan! Is that what taxonomy means?” SasukexSakura Crack-drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
to be continued reviews
Sakura had once stripped herself in front of them, ripped her heart from behind her lungs and drew in a shaky breath...because she was a giver. Team 7 reunion. Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete