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Im here for one thing- and one thing only - BLEACH!

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pairings:

ichi-ruki

ichi-hime

hitsu-hina

hitsu-karin

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HATED PAIRINGS:

ishida-hime (uhhh I hate this one the most-lets face it the nerd never gets a hotty)

sado-anyone (he just seems like a loner to me-in a cool way)

being Gay is unnatural and wrong. I hate that there are so many stories about gayness =/

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together

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THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move all of the 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' signs to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream...
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a while before yelling very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

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love flaming people just to see their reactions XD

don't take it personally- it's just hilarious

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You know you have succesfully flamed a story when:

the author blackmails you with suspension

you are practically begged to delete your post

the fans of the story start flaming you

the fans waste their review on flaming you- and then realize they forgot to actually review the chapter

Your inbox is filed with hate mail

You start to receive death threats XD

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I hate authors who give up on great fics... especially after writing over 20,000 words of it T_T

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any gay couples (bleach doesn't have any hint of gayness in it-and it should stay that way! well there is soifon and chizuru...atleast theres no guys O_o)

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Hell Butterfly by Alliriyan reviews
What lives in the slivers between dimensions? When does an arrancar become a vaizard, and what power will the Hougyoku unleash at the zero point between the two? Ichigo will go anywhere, take on anyone to protect his friends, but when his sister is turned against him he learns that survival lies only in the claws of his inner enemy... And Aizen wages war against heaven and earth.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 323,082 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 10/21/2009 - [Ichigo K., Orihime I.] [Karin K., T. Hitsugaya]
Ice Dragon Jedi by Alasse Earfalas reviews
When Toshiro is sent to investigate a new dimension right after returning from Karakura Town, he winds up in the Jedi Temple. His power is soon noticed by the Sith, prompting Yoda to teach Toshiro about the dangers of anger and the Dark Side. HitsuHina
Crossover - Star Wars & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 72,631 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Yoda, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Saying I Will by DameM reviews
To return Ichigo to his "Substitute Shinigami" status, Rukia is assigned to stay by his side, even to the point of going to college. And it all starts in the typical Ichigo/Rukia reunion fashion- at Ichigo's expense.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 196,949 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Erotic Education Vol 2 ILLICIT TEACHER by trixipixie reviews
EXPLICIT LEMON-AU- Ichigo Kurosaki though still a moody punk, is  a teacher at Karakura high school. Teaching hasn't softened his tough brooding demeanor. And He doesn't think twice about using his positions to put his student Rukia Kuchiki in her place. warning..RAPE
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,335 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Sharingan Harry Book Four: Unexpected Turns by shinji the good sharer reviews
Fourth year has arrived and Harry things are beginning to heat up. Will Harry be able to keep his relationship with Fleur while being able to keep up with his growing fame as a ninja? -On Hiatus-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,864 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Loosen Up, Ichiberry! by Canterbury Bell reviews
After a break-up, college student Ichigo finds himself drowning in his woes at a bar, where he meets his pretty little professor. They go back to the classroom and...well...let's just say he doesn't stay unhappy for long. AU, M, IchiRuki :3
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,009 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
For the Love of Ichigo by Perfect Beauty reviews
What happens when a certain idiot father decides to place an ad to find a wife for his son? Absolute chaos.Can Ichigo deal with the pressure of being Soul Society newest hot commodity? Find out...Read and Review...Hiatus
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,336 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Ichigo K., Isshin K.
Life Lessons With The Strawberry by The Wanderer of Infinity reviews
He taught her things she thought she knew, and she changed his world. A multichap story about Ichigo and Rukia's daily life together, and how life can be so much more with just a little Strawberry.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 92,869 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Sharingan Harry Book Three: A Grim Life by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry's third year has started and with his new girlfriend Fleur he must discover who is trying to kill him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,210 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Saved For You, Kuchiki by Nathan J Xaxson reviews
III of III. The destinies of Rukia, Ichigo, Nanao, Byakuya, and others will all converge at the Wedding from Hell. The epic saga drives to a mind-blowing conclusion that will leave you gasping for air - even Fate itself will intervene!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 158,574 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Rukia K., Nanao I. - Complete
Death's Vow by AlphaUnit reviews
Naruto x Bleach crossover. After a life of pain and bloodshed, a broken Naruto has died. But instead of winding up with the rest of his deceased loved ones, he finds himself in Soul Society.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,862 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Naruto U.
HoLlOwFiCATioN by Tommo2304 reviews
Shinji Hirako and the others wake up to find themselves in strange clothes, their Shinigami garb gone. Kisuke Urahara stands over them with the answers they crave. But when they learn them, only vengeance fills their hearts. If they still have hearts.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,085 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Shinji H. - Complete
In this life and in the next by jellinor reviews
[UNDER RE-CONSTRUCTION] They say that difficult things take a long time, impossible things a little longer, but what the soul has once known it shall never forget. Hinamori Momo waits and waits and waits, and is finally rewarded. HinaHitsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,742 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Sharingan Harry Book Two: Dueling Serpents by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry's second year has begun and his new life in Konoha goes on. What will happen when a new plot is hatched to try and kill him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,156 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Green Blade by altersuperego reviews
Sequel to Cold Rain. Hitsugaya, Yachiru, Ichigo and Rukia set out to find Hinamori. But in the shadowy lands of war and intrigue, they might lose themselves instead.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,564 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 11/19/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Yachiru K.