![]() Im here for one thing- and one thing only - BLEACH! l--l l--l l--l l--l pairings: ichi-ruki ichi-hime hitsu-hina hitsu-karin l--l HATED PAIRINGS: ishida-hime (uhhh I hate this one the most-lets face it the nerd never gets a hotty) sado-anyone (he just seems like a loner to me-in a cool way) being Gay is unnatural and wrong. I hate that there are so many stories about gayness =/ l--l Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together l--l THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move all of the 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' signs to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a while before yelling very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!' 18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match. 19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!" Repost this if you laughed... l--l love flaming people just to see their reactions XD don't take it personally- it's just hilarious l--l You know you have succesfully flamed a story when: the author blackmails you with suspension you are practically begged to delete your post the fans of the story start flaming you the fans waste their review on flaming you- and then realize they forgot to actually review the chapter Your inbox is filed with hate mail You start to receive death threats XD l--l I hate authors who give up on great fics... especially after writing over 20,000 words of it T_T l--l any gay couples (bleach doesn't have any hint of gayness in it-and it should stay that way! well there is soifon and chizuru...atleast theres no guys O_o) |
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