A/N:

5/16/2010(May, Sixteenth, two-thousand-ten)

URGENT:

I will not be updating anything for I am not sure how long. I hate to tell you all this, but my Nonna is on her deathbed, and once she has passed, our family is shutting down all of our satelites(this means no internet, no TV, no nothin' 'cept telephone) for about a month while we get our property cleaned up(we lived out in the SoCal country on a few acres so this may take more than a month).

I apologize for this, but I will do my part to help get it cleaned as fast as I am capable of so that I can get back to writing.

Thanks, and I hope to be back soon.

Jess

Hey Peoples!! My name is none of your bees wax, but my pen name is Jessica Hamilton. Just call me Jess. Not Jessica, not Jessie, just call me Jess.

So, I love to write, and read pretty much anything but mainly Romance. That is mainly what I write also.

I adore Channy, and will be very happy when they finally come out. I will be jumping for joy!! Anyways...

I am a teenager, and I'm enjoying every second.

Okay so that's about it... I'll probably put some sorta quiz-y thing on here so you can know a LITTLE bit more about me later on but right now, I'm goign to and finish typing on my story. YAY! -big smile-

Kay, so I changed my profile pic. It's currently a pic of me that I took last fall. The green background is our car. That's another weird thing about me; I like to sit on teh roof of the car. I also like to sit on the rock pile, but that's another story. The point is that I tend to do unusual things (like putting unsalted whipped butter in my coffee).

Current Stories:

Four Letters:

Summary: A collection of one-shots whose titles have only four letters. Starting with 'Fine' and ending with, you guessed it, 'Love'.

Status: Complete

831: Eight Letters, Three Words, one Meaning:

SummaryWhen Sonny starts saying '831' instead of 'I love you', Chad bets that he can make her say the actual words if he does something sweet enough. When pretty much every plan he has ends up backfireing on him, hilarity ensues. Channy (btw I am sooo sorry for not updating this recently, I've been busy.)

Status: On Hold

Broken Promises

Summary: Eh, this is one of those very mellow dramatic, very depressed one-shots with every other word bolded, italicized, underlined, or o d d l y s p a c e d. Despite the title, happy ending. Channy.

Status: Complete

Some of my fav sayings:

I am the girl who bursts out laughing in the middle of a dead silence over somethign that happened... yesterday.

The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.

I speak english, not text. (You may notice in my author notes and crap that I NEVER use abbriviations such as LOL or anything of the sort. This is because I like to express myself with words not letters. Oh, I know IM fluently, that doesn't mean I use it. You may talk to me in IM, and I will understand you. So, it's not that I have so little friends or something that I don't know what any of that means, no I only use it when I'm actually IMing.)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute.

Insanity isn't an illness, it's a lifestyle.

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

If you wish to live wisley, ignoring sayings including this one.

When everything's comign your way, you're in the wring lane.

A day with out sunshine is like, well, night.

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?

Man has his will, but Woman has her way.

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.

It is better to be thought a fool then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Children in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause children.

After Monday and Tuesday, evern the calendar says W T F.

Those who critisize our generation seem to forget who raised it.

If aliens are looking for intellegent life, WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED?!

Actions speak louder that words... especially if you're naked.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying me.

Here is to you and me, that we may never disagree, but if that should ever come to be, to HELL with you and here's to ME!

My mind is like a steel trap; rusty, and illegal in thirty-seven states.

If the world was a stage, I'd be the one opperating the trap door.

Stop dreming, start living.

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up seventy-five percent of the worlds population!

May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.

I swear to drunk I'm not God.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age. ~Groucho Marx

I've had a wonderful evening... this wasn't it. ~Groucho Marx

"Sir, you're drunk." "Yes but in the morning, I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly." ~Some lady, and Winston Churchill

"Sir you were rude." "Yes but I'm a great man." ~The chauffer and Winston Churchill

"Don't inturrupt me while I'm inturrupting!" ~Winston Churchill to his son.

"A man of seventy-five got arrested for making unwanted approaches to a young lady last night around eleven." "The man was seventy-five?" "Yes." "It was twenty below?" "Yes." "Makes you proud to be an english man." ~Winston Churchill and the paperboy (I think)

"The object of war isn't to die for your country, it's to make the other basterd die for his." General George S. Patton

War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left.

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.

A little bit about my personality:

I'm usually happy, but I'm not that girl who is always smiling. I don't give out smiles for just anything. I only smile when someone deserves it. Because of this, when I'm really happy my cheeks get sore. i make friends fast, adn lose them faster. When I meet someone, I always give them a chance, until they prove themselves unworthy of my friendship. If I have just met you, and I haet you, I have a reason. I'm the opposite of my best friend in this way. When she meets somebody, she immediatly hates them until they prove that they are worthy of her liking them.

I am very goo at pretending, acting, ect. I can fool nearly anybody of nearly anything. I can make you think I'm pissed off when I'm giddy from excitement. More often than not, I'll act like I am happy when I'm upset. I want to be an actress, but I DO NOT want to be famous. The thing with me, is that I need my space. if I was famous, I'd get sued by to manny paps for punching them (did I mention I am a very violent person?). I like to sing as well, but I'd never do it in front of an audience because I get nervous about singing. I don't get nervous about doing ANYTHING in front of an audience, exceptt singing.

I have been told i act much more mature than I am. In order to go into detail, I'd have to give away my age, so I won't go into detail. Most people think that I am three or more years older than I am. I had it explained to me one time. It's not that I so much look older, it's more like I act older. Well, I should. I took complete care of my siblings last year when both my parents were working.

I have been told that I have awesome eyes by a few people. I agree with this. It may sound concieted, but I love my eyes. My eyes are green. They look like twin pools of green water with sunflowers floating in them. I honestly love my eyes, and I wouldn't change them for NOTHIN'!!

Another thing I love about myself is my hair. I have an unusual color of hair. It looks very plain(or so I've been told) in pictures, but the reason I love my hair is the way it looks in the sun. I have honey blonde hair. Some people may call it honey brown, but it's more blonde. It shimmers like gold when I'm in the sun. It's naturally wavy, and I wouldn't die it or do anything like that to it ever. Everything else about me, besides my hair and eyes, is boring and plain.

I like standing out. I'm different, and I don't care.

I like being alone in bigs crowds.

I don't do good in crowded spaces. I am afraid of being crowded in. I have lived in the Southern California country all my life, and I doubt I could ever live in the city comfertably.

Now that I have told you I live in SoCal, you're probably going to wonder if I've been to Los Angeles. Well, yes I have. Now I don't mean to down all your hopes of it being beautiful and all that crap, but L.A. is the most ugly, graffitti filled city I have ever laid my eyes on. It's full of smog, and just the air gives me a headache. I've never been to Hollywood, but I know there's not much to see. I live two to three hours away from L.A. and I love it here.

One of my biggest dreams, is to go to a Sonny With A Chance filming. The hard part about that is getting the tickets or whatever. It wouldn't be a problem getting there, just the tickets is the problem.

And I'm not going to bore you with anything more about me!!

Okay in the words of Chad Dylan Cooper,

PEACE OUT SUKKAS!!