name Nonya B.S. Wax
 Author has written 2 stories for Danny Phantom, and Kingdom Hearts. Hello people of earth! My name is gork from the planet jupiter. JK! D I,m not going to tell you my real name for safety reasons ( to avoid stalkers ) but you can call me B. NAME: um, B. GENDER: female AGE: why do you want to know? FAV. MOVIE?: Astro boy Ive watched it an estimated 265 times in counting. ;) FAV. FOOD?: uh, it depends on my mood. COLOR?:purple no competition. ANIMAL?: kittens. WHY?: because there cute WHY?: because they are. WHY?: BECAUSE THEY ARE!!! GOSH NO NEED TO SHOUT. ya, B no need to be mean to the announcer. Shut up Jen. Hey, no need to bring this out on me. Why dont you introduce me instead of biting my head off. what? oh-right this is my other personality and annoying voice in my head Jen. Hi every one, my names Jen, as you already know, Im of an undetermaned age. We dont really know what i look like due to me being just a voice, but B pictures me with long brown hair in a high pony tail, green eyes, and very pale skin. I am Bs insperation she wouldnt be a writer if it wasnt for me. i anjoy annoying people, but since only b can hear me its mainly her. now that you know me, Heres some stuff that B copy and pasted. Enjoy! Shout out to my cosplay mentor Mandy! Hi Mandy! *waves* hey all you i hate vexen lovers. the story Organization 13 Escape the game is on Khandtwilightfan15s page. heres the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7751157/1/Organization-13-Escape-the-Game If you are a obsessed Spiritshipping fan, copy and paste this into your profile. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Don't own, originally from Raptor-Chick and Hazel-Star. 1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. 27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianoist". 29.People are staring at you. 30.So act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible. 35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. OO 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. 52.You cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. 62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions. 71.Eat the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81.Do not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attatch fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... I found these on someone's profile and thought they really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile. Normal people VS. YuGiOh fans Normal people: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. YuGiOh fans: would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions. Normal people: say OMG! YuGiOh fans: Say oh my RA ! NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! Normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik. Normal people: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! YuGiOh fans: when being chased yell HELP ME MARIK. Normal People: get nervous or scared during thunderstorms. Normal People: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation. Normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them. YuGiOh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine. Normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is Marik or Valon the badass Australian. Normal people: Think YuGiOh is just a stupid children’s card game YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past. Normal people: Think little people are stupid. YuGiOh fans: Think that Mokuba is way too cute to be stupid. (Unless they are Abridged fans “Shut up Mokuba”) Normal people: Would never go to an orphanage YuGiOh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto. Normal people: Think Egypt is stupid YuGiOh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik is there! Normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money. YuGiOh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them. Normal People: Solve all their problems by suing people YuGiOh Fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game (YGO! The Abridged quote Copyright: Little Kuribo) If you are a YuGiOh fan, then put this on your profile i was born on the day of xigbarzexion 0.0 i was born in the month of larxene my favorite number is axel but my lucky number is roxas :D KH SURVEY(made by HyruleHearts1123) 1. Your favorite KH guy? Replicu/Riku 2. Your favorite KH girl? namine 3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why? Xehanort cause he is old and creepy 4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why? i dont really have one. I guess larxen. 5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) pride lands 6. Least Favorite World? atlantica 7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) way to dawn cause it looks cool 8. Least Favorite Weapon? um, wooden sord mabey? i dont really have one. 9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) simba 10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) anti- form 11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why? akuroku EEEEEEEEEEEE! :D 12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why? rikuXmicky *shudder...* there not even the same specise! They are just friends! 13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. minnyXnamine its no as cool as it is weird. 14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? rikuXmicky they arnt even of the same species people! 15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have there is no logic. WHEN PEOPLE GET IN WATER THEY GET WET! 16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) idk SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it? 17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? sortof. I guess in the game no. But if it wasn't Disney ya. 18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? they. dont. have. emotions. come on! No he is not emo. 19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? of course. actually i'm not even sure he's a guy. 20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? not really. i mean i admit she isnt really a big plot character after KH1 but dose that really catagorize her as annoying? SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself! 21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why? Namine. Olette is with hayner. 22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? theory? its out already. 23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? no if it wasnt made there would be a huge chunk of the plot missing. Besides we wouldnt have met replicu! :D 24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? REPLICU! 25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? hmm idk. mabe Lexeus? i dont talk much. can i answer? sure Larxene. he he MWAHAHAHA! 26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? when i first saw the KH2 manga i thought that on the front sora was wereing a skirt. 27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? i have cosplayed as xigbar and namine. i know weird combo. 28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be? when Lea finds out he could weild a keyblade. everyones reaction was priceless. 29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Xemnas 30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? The story and plot. it was just plane cool. SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions... Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!! 31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner 32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion 33. Riku or Roxas? Riku 34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas 35. Axel or Demyx? WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE?! um... axel. 36. Kairi or Larxene? Kairi 37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? SoRiku 38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas 39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? AkuRoku 40. SoKai or SoRiku? soriku 41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Paopu Fruit 42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud 43. CloTi of Clerith? CloTi 44. Simple and Clean or Passion? . Simple and clean. SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! 45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcters as well) Replicu :), riku, zexion, Demyx,and zack. 46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? yugioh 47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! roxas and ventus vanitus and sora kiari,xion,and namine 48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? Kingdom Hearts 3!!!! 49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2 cause it was cool and there was more of the story line. 50. Are you a Kingdom Hearts yaoi or hentai fan? Im ok with yaoi. 51. List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any. I have a Kh t-shirt, and a belt buckle. I can't afford much ok! 52. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who? No not really. but I do love me some repliku. ;) 53. AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas? AxelXRoxas 54. Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight? Dawn 55. Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory? in the game no. If not Disney yes. 56. Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)? Demyx, Zexion, Xion, Axel, and Roxas. 57. Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi? Pro 58. Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games? no *snif* ;( 59. Have you read the manga? yes! 60. Do you believe Sora has ADD? more like adhd 61. Japanese or English? english they all sound weird in jappenease 62. Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé? PRO 63. Demyx = Annoying or funny? funny 64. Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)? mabey... 65. Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo? umm, neither? 66. Which character would be the best crossdresser? marlxutia 67. Axel = Gay or straight? disney straight no disney gay. 68. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? marluxia he would be gay! 69. Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics? yes! duh 70 Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics? yes 71. Do you like lemons? im not old enough for that kind of stuff. *shudder* 72. Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters? yes because i drilled the names into there heads cause of my constant rambleing 73. Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files? ya, there funny 74. Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series? No. i dont plan to. 75. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts? no. :( 76. Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?" NO but I totally wish that would happen…. 77. Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;" yes... 78. Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades? no i am happy to say! 79. Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts? no. 80. Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream? i have. *smirk* its really good... 81. Would you ever join Organization XIII? yes, well Jen might. i would just ride along. 82. Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery. i did draw some but they arnt on the internet. 83. Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless? he he yes. 84. Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC? yes 85. Do your friends like Kingdom Hearts? one out of my three true freinds. shes the one that got me into it. 86. Who first introduced you to Kingdom Hearts? Shells or #2 87. Do you think Diz is evil,nice,both, or neather? both. good intentions gone bad. 88. What's your favorite Kingdom Hearts game? 3D so far 89. Looking back at some of your answers do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life? mabey just a little... who am i kiding? YES! 90. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? The storyline is so unique and I love all of the characters and everything. It’s just so cool! Fangirl (Noun) A female, usually between the ages of 12 and 19, that is obsessed with a particular fictional character and, in turn, the actor that portrays said character. Avoid fangirls in large groups, as they do tend to swarm. If you are unlucky enough to be near their object of admiration, cover your ears. They have a batlike shriek that can be heard from several city blocks away. All anime voice actors beware! (See also: stalker-in-training) !!WARNING!! EXCESSIVE ANIME WATCHING LEADS TO EXTREME CASES OF: THE ANIME FANGIRL-- Symptoms include, but are no limited to: Extreme urges to glomp everyone in sight, mewing randomly, labeling things as "kawaii" or "baka", cosplaying, roleplaying, purchasing tons of manga, buying all anime and items with anime on them, drawing anime of fanart, drawing everyone as a chibi, listening to music with Japanese lyrics, believing you were born a Japanese cat girl (It's called Neko), falling in love with guys seen in anime, adding "chan" to names, and extremely hurting people who bash anime. WARNING Do not converse with a fangirl without proper training! Possibility of hearing loss an/or trauma! If threatened by fangirl: Distract with pocky and run away. Very, very fast! I speak fluent fangirl. Anime fangirl: In love with someone who doesn't exist. I'm a fangirl, not a stupid douche. Typical Fangirl- A fangirl is an individual who is obsessed with either a fictional character or an actor. Caution: may glomp, grope, or tackle when encountering said obsessions. Delusional fangirl- The delusional fangirl takes her obsession to the next level. Convincing herself, and anyone who will listen, that she is in a relationship with the character or actor she is obsessed with. Caution: The delusional fangirl will often react with EXTREME violence if you get too close to her chosen obsession. Evil Fangirl- The evil fangirl can and will get what she wants no matter the cost. Devious, sadistic, and twisted, the evil fangirl will disregard any common sense to achieve her goals and desires. Evil fangirls tend to often be fangirls who are aware of their good looks. Caution: The evil fangirl is not concerned about the well-being of her fellow fangirls and can and will hurt you if you get in the way of her and her obsession. Fangirlphobia- the fear of fangirls. Fangirlism- it's a way of life. First step- Denial. Second step- Acceptance. I am a hopeless fangirl and proud of it. THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING! THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING! Thats Mrs. *insert anime boy's last name here* to you! PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. i copied this from BookWorm5635 sory if im stealing. You say Edward Cullen, I say Harry Potter. You say red and black, I say green and silver You say Forks, I say Hogwarts. You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione. You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black. You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters. You say, “Go to Hell.” I say, “Go kiss a Dementor.” You say football, I say Quidditch. You say “Twilight is better than Harry Potter.” I say “You must not tell lies.” You say childhood, I say Harry Potter. You say depression, I say, “The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate.” You say Hitler, I say Voldemort. You say school, I say Hogwarts. You say, “I’m going to kill you!” I yell, “Avada Kedavra You say life, I say Harry Potter FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Shoot … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For the Unicorns 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 8. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 9. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 10.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' Copy and Paste this To Make People who actually read bios Smile Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose: me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. They just get the rotten apples from t he ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Life Alchemist, Dylexa,Chihuahua rocks, BookWorm5635,name Nonya B.S. Wax, A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile: My name is Amy I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Amy And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. And you can help me, it sickens me to the soul, If you read this and don't pass it on. I pray for your forgivness, You would have to be, One heartless person, Not to be affected, By this poem. And because you ARE affected, Do something about it So all i ask you to do, Is pass it on! Please help spread awareness that not all children are as happy as they appear. Even if they're not in the movies, humans can be excellent actors and go to unimaginable lengths to conceal pain and betrayal. At least 5 children each day, from around the world, die from child abuse Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die You've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever reread any fanfictions just because you liked them so much, copy this onto your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think being unique is way better than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you love crossovers, copy and post this onto your profile "Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a life time pass, Belle fell in love with a beast, Jasmine chose a poor man, Ariel spent her life on land. We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly" QUOTES CORNER They say I'm crazy. I say that better crazy and unique, than boring and normal like you. People with no creativity have nothing. I'm a nerd- deal with it. Say that wizards are better than vampires or else I'll Avada Kadavra your bum off. NOW SAY IT! STOP GLOBAL WARMING! It's melting my chocolate. I'm a cookie, now gimme dragons! That came out wrong. Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away! Bella died, Jacob cried, And HP stayed forever the way, HEY! If I get lost, I tend to just wander around and get lost even more. I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you ( its all of us ;D ) The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory... My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems. "Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated" "Well behaved women rarely make history" If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If you can't beat them, confuse them. Reality continues to ruin my life. If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile. 1 out of 6 people are insane. except when you're friends with me and my friends, then 6 out of 6 people are insane. Reality is more fun when you make it up Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field. So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple. "Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!" Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. By the time you read this, you've already read it. "Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks" XD "Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge" We know Kung Fu...And 20 other dangerous words Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. Being mature is overrated. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. I’m so awesome that I could kill people with it. I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours. Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. The difference between Genius and Stupidity is that Genius is limited I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the heck did my ceiling go?! Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING? Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules …didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side… True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending. What color is the Sky in your world? "There is a fine line between sanity and insanity, and I have white out". "True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream" We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. True love isn't free, but i'd pay anything to have it Would you like a cookie? So would I. "It takes an idiot to do cool things...that's why they're cool. - FLCL You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. 'You have to be wierd because if you weren't wierd, then you can't be normal, because to be wierd is to be normal, and only normal people are wierd, so - I think I lost my train of thought.(Nyleve) "You guys line up alphabetically by height." "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Always remember, you're unique, just like everyone else. "I hope I didn't brain my damage..." --Homer Simpson Programming today is a race between the software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. "The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he's completely covered. Then, he'll stand up and go; "Hey, I'm Vine Man." "Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in the garage makes you a car." When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away. When life give you lemons, throw them back and say I WANT CANDY! If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler. If life gives you lemons, throw them back in Life's face and tell it you wanted limes Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. The greatest and the smallest, light and dark, right and wrong - they all come together to form the miracle that is life, and none can exist without the others. -Silvetris "There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle." -Robery Alden "Those who fear the darkness have no idea what the light can do" -Katasai_Rakshasa "Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles." -Arabian Proverb "You're welcome to believe that the world is a nice, logical, rational, safe place... You'll be wrong, but that hasn't stopped anyone else who thinks the same way." -Dierdre, Otherworld by Mercades Lackey and Holly Lisle "Cats are known to see within the dark. Yet, if you had sight like a cat, even for one day, would you really want to see what's in the dark?" The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live. "Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs." Dying seems less sad than having lived too little. It's getting colder now and the darkness consumes me. Depression is slowly creeping up. Maybe one day you'll actually care about me. "I'm not insane, I'm just a writer. Now shut up so I can listen to the voices in my head." "The way I look at it is that you haven't committed me into a mental hospital...yet." "Don't look at me like I'm insane! I just asked you if my character should die at the end or not!" "... just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face." -The Dresden Files "You're unconscious, moron. We can finally talk to one another." -The Dresden Files "Life is pain. So's dinner. You've burnt your garlic bread." -The Dresden Files UFO's caused the Gulf War Syndrome? That's why we like you, Mulder. Your ideas are weirder than ours.-The Dresden Files "At the risk of sounding clichéd, I've been expecting you." -Artemis Fowl "If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm mad." -Artemis Fowl "Why don't we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other." -Orion Fowl "No. This is not the commander. This is Foaly, the centaur. Is this the kidnapping lowlife human?" -Foaly "Smite it with what? Your secret birthmark?" -Foaly "Look! Someone who cares!" -Foaly The trouble with trying to make yourself stupider than you already are is that you very often succeed. -C.S. Lewis, The Magician's Nephew "You would be amazed how many magicians have died after being bitten by mad rabbits. It's far more common than you might think." -Angela the Herbalist "Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another." -Lemony Snicket "The moral of Snow White is never eat apples." -Lemony Snicket "The sad truth is the truth is sad." -Lemony Snicket Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. - Unknown "First the barrier from hell. Then the mountain with no trail. And now, the icing on the cake-- the longest goddamn staircase in the history of mankind." (Sanzo from Saiyuki) "I'm astounded by the stupidity." (Sanzo from Saiyuki) "Your voice offends my ears." (Sanzo from Saiyuki) "The statistic beauty of the sun is that it works, not that's it bright." (Amita from Numb3rs) "We're watching ice melt." (Larry from Numb3rs) "Slacker to the rescue." (Martin Fitzgerald from Without a Trace) "Either you suck at math, or you're going to die in two seconds." (House from House MD) "Only the dead have seen the end of war." (Plato) "You write like you speak; I could barely understand a word." (Rube to Mason from Dead Like Me) "You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness." (Dean Winchester from Supernatural) "Dude, seriously; still with the ham?" (Sam Winchester from Supernatural) "You mean, you put down your rock and I put down my sword, and we try kill each other like civilized people?" (Wesley from Princess Bride) Watching a peaceful death of a human being reminds us of a falling star; one of a million lights in a vast sky that flares up for a brief moment only to disappear into the endless night forever. Elisabeth Kübler-Ross The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Mark Twain The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. Seneca Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit." Bill Maher, on Politically Incorrect, 1995 After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. J.K. Rowling "Humanity is overrated." "Weird works for me." "There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is -- in fact -- a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate." Even if the voices aren't real, they have good ideas My imaginary friend thinks you're sacry... lemony snicket quotes "Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefore, study to be evil." "I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies." If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." "All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk." "It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches." "No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don't read is often as important as what you do read." "Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess." "I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong." "Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed the follies, and misfortunes that would befall us later on, we would all stay in our mother's wombs, and then there would be nobody in the world but a great number of very fat, very irritated women." It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right." "It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing." "The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught." "Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it would be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house, and eat it." "There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't." "One of the world's most popular entertainments is a deck of cards, which contains thirteen each of four suits, highlighted by kings, queens and jacks, who are possibly the queen's younger, more attractive boyfriends." "At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey. "As I am sure you know, when people say "It's my pleasure", they usually mean something along the lines of, "There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less."[...]" J.K. Rowling quotes "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." "It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default." "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." "There is no good and evil, there is only power.(not true...) "Voldemort," said Riddle softly, "is my past, present, and future, Harry Potter." "Funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl." "I have seen your heart, and it is mine." Harry Potter: [fighting Bellatrix Lestrange] Crucio! Lord Voldemort: [taunting Harry] You have to mean it, Harry. You know the spell. She killed him. She deserves it "Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies. You must know this, Dumbledore." J.K. Rowling quotes "The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx "For instance, if Christmas trees were people and people were Christmas trees, we'd all be chopped down, put up in the living room, and covered with tinsel, while the trees opened our presents." - Alec, The Phantom Toll Booth "I can tell you the difference between a geek and a nerd. A geek, goes to the midnight showing of Harry Potter. A nerd goes to the midnight showing of Harry Potter, dressed as Harry Potter, carrying various Harry Potter objects, and probably camped out for his spot in line." -Last Comic Standing For the tradgedy of life is not that it ends too soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. -W. M. Lewis 'I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it' 'Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door' 'Silence is golden, duck tape is silver' 'We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public' 'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I am proven horribly wrong' 'I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing' 'You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same' 'Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that' A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity. I'm not so sure about the universe... 'Strength is no more than how well you hide your pain' So… what was a slightly insane man to do?-Tiro 'I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Adam Savage (Mythbusters) I am definitely a madman with a box!-11th doctor Funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine.-11th doctor That's a relief! I thought I had burst out of the wrong cake. Again.-11th doctor A daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away.-11th doctor I am being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all? -11th doctor Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane. – William Dement You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. Hey you guys are so mean to Justin, leave HER alone! When I text someone and someone is looking at my phone, I always like to type "...and some idiot keeps reading our plans, shall I take them out?" Destiny isn't about what we are supposed to do, but who we are supposed to be. You can mock me, you can hurt me, but as long as I have friends, you can't break me. The heart is like the ocean. No matter how much wonder and life it holds, it never seems to fill up. A stranger stabs you in the front A friend stabs you in the back A boyfriend stabs your heart Best Friends only poke each other with straws I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? "You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had." Of hope and truths. Of dreams and lies. Of wonder and magic, and of family and surprise. Of friendship and love. Of right and of wrong, of redemption, and of regret. Of forgiveness, and forgetfulness. Of blackmail. Of death. Of liberty and of freedom. Of choice and happiness. Of life and all the wonders that we don't see everyday. Of trust. -unknown "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies? Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM! Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream. "Don't attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot." When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown over it but just 4 muscles to stretch your arm out and punch the crap out of them. Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was ‘You’ll never find anyone like me again!’ I’m thinking, ‘I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you?’ Keep smiling , it makes people wonder what you’re up to. Whether the cup is half empty or half full is beside the point. The point is that the bartender cheated you. I didn't trip. I was just doing a random gravity test. If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer! War does not determine who is right... only who is left. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend...because they're shaper then knives. ADOST: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Relax. Nothing is ok. Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many. We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. Whoever said "words don't hurt" have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head. People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "Seven days..." A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse! Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere. You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? I DONT obsess! I think intensley...and like all the time It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL! People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was. I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face. DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends. Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!! Hey stupid! Your sock is untied... "To be is to do" Socrates "To do is to be" Sartre "Do be do be do." Sinatra Im not random, you just can't think as fast as me. Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is. Im not as random as you think I salad. On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin. Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos? If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you. I tried being normal, but I didn't like it. I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. the below statement is true the above statement is false There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Forecast for tonight: darkness If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. How come when you mix water with flour, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Hell is full of musical amateurs There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!! If you had a life you would stop talking about mine We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking The below statement is true The above statement is false Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop! Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later. God must love stupid people...he made so many There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. I have a dream and in it, something eats you. Its sad your own mom dresses you like that. Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? You should always proofread what you write in case you any words. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you. I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Hi! I'm human. What're you? Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass! Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege. If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! Wherever there is life there is love I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident Sometimes all we need are each other Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy. Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. Boys break our hearts, so why don't we break their necks? One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars. When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know. I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box... I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses! When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!? Am I pissing you off-fa-fa? We are the people our parents warned us about! Someone told me its illegal to kill someone for pissing you off...crap...! I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen! (Yeah and they probably start it too..) RAWR!! That means I love you in dinosaur! Grant me the serenity to accept things I can not change... And the shovel to hide the bodies of those who piss me off... Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”. Lets play Simon Says! Simon Says... GO CRAP YOURSELF!! You and me are friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass! I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a... aww who am I kidding! If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug? I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty! Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? HELL- Where all the fun people end up! Ne the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says “Oh crap she's up!” Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid! They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine! It better to have loved and lost then to live with the PSYCHO the rest of your life! Only You!... can help me hide the bodies! I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it! When I die, I'm going to haunt the HELL out of you people! Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? "Oh? Paper beats rock? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you." "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?" "I ran with scissors, and lived!" "Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?" knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies? Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM! Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream. "Don't attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot." "'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives." "A panda eats, shoots, and leaves... Or... A panda eats shoots and leaves." YOU'VE GOTTA' LOVE GRAMMAR!! Earth is full. Go home. Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. PMS - Possible Murder Suspect As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?" I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay. Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice! Curiosity killed whoever got in my way. I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Smile. It scares people. An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it! I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. The cops never find it as funny as you do. Reality is for people who lack imagination. If aliens are looking for intelligent life? WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train. Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS! Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' People say I've lost my sanity, but I can't lose what I never had. The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas... You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me not you Nine out of the ten voices in my head agree that I'm insane. The tenth is off chasing cars. The voices in my head don’t like you. If you think I'm crazy you should meet my mother. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? When your mom leaves you in the car alone for a few minutes, everyone outside immediately become rapist. Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door. I used to have a life but, that was before video games! (and fanfiction) The evening news always starts off by saying 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you exactly why it isn't. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected' make the unexpected expected? Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is. Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . . Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A DUCK! I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face. Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge. WARNING: Jumping into toxic waste does not give you super powers BAD spellers of the world 'UNTIE! I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours When nothing goes right... go left. I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me. It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up. OOOH.. DRAMA! Let's get popcorn! Do it today! It might be illegal tomorrow! You! Off my planet! The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second is when the voices in your head answer back. Allow me to introduce my selves. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me. And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution. There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over. Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Not all men are annoying. . . . Some are dead. Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. Make like a guillotine and head off. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now. If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends. I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it... If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty. All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun. I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous. Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now. WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus. If I throw a stick, will you go away? When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere. Guys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. "You know little bro? You should take care of your book, because a tree sacrificed it's life to give you education, let's just hope his sacrifice wasn't a waste shall we?" -me (I really don't know why I said that, me and my lil' bro were studying and stuff.) Is it time for your medication or mine? Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you. A good friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you're slightly cracked- Bernard Meltzer Friends are relatives you make for yourself- Gustache Deschamps Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. I built the Argo II. To put it nicely, I hope you choke Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. A day without sunshine is like... night. God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it. When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone. The butterflies are plotting SOMETHING... Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be with you in public. I am NOT saying you’re stupid...I'm just implying it. Don't try to out-weird me-- I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing. I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me? When in doubt, make up words! When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? Congress? Thought so. I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. To steal ideas from one person is plagerisim. To steal from many is research. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, then speak aloud and remove all doubt. I didn't say it was your fault, I said i was blaming you. Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise. WISDOM YO Knowledge if power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. If you can't convince them, confuse them. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. (That would be so gross...) When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead. Stressed is Desserts backwards :) When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. Forecast for tonight: darkness. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Vampire.Addiction, Crescent Luna Moon, 'GrimmTheBitch'1, CrazykittensAtemyHOMEWORK If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, edwardsrealbella, ILOVEYOUcullen,Vampire.Addiction, Crescent Luna Moon, 'GrimmTheBitch'1 ,CrazykittensAtemyHOMEWORK 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl, 777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, red-headed psychopaths wanted, Yaoi's Girl, lrr, Vampire.Addiction, Crescent Luna Moon, 'GrimmTheBitch'1, CrazykittensAtemyHOMEWORK If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're addicted to pocky, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile. If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Bookworm5635 If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just-OH MY GOSH IT'S A SQUIRREL-random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile Did you konw taht the hmaun mnid can porescs wrods taht are sepleld worng as lnog as the frsit and the lsat ltteer are the smae, and the new wrod frmoed is not arleday a rael wrod? Cool? Could you read that? Cuold you raed taht? Vote Bingles for presidents! Bingle bell, bingle bell, bingle bell rocks Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Fuyu 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name pluse izzle) Fuyizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): purple kitten (weird...) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name) delila widiman 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): green lemonade 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): udiar 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)):rebeca kash 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): black lulu 10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): Fuyu I owe my mother 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. “Because I said so, that’s why.” 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the shops with me.” 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.” 7. My mother taught me IRONY. “Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about.” 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.” 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!” 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.” 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.” 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!” 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.” 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. “Stop acting like your father!” 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.” 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. “Just wait until we get home.” 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. “You are going to get it when you get home!” 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stay that way.” 19. My mother taught me ESP. “Put your sweater on – don’t you think I know when you are cold?” 20. My mother taught me HUMOUR. “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.” 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.” 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. “You’re just like your father.” 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?” 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.” 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.” FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Immortalis Cruor Elf (USA) Bookworm5635 (USA) 7 reasons not to mess with kids Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”. Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.” Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.” Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?” Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ” Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.” Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them its uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. ()_()Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile. If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace or facebook, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to yout profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile. If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile. *chophrikucoph* If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile. If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this. For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the pencil. Crazy is when you skip down the hallway and wave at people who give you weird looks. Crazy is when you realize and say out loud something random like: "Did you know that singing while eating a hamburger can cause Possible Spontaneous Human Combustion? It's true!" Crazy is me. So if you are Crazy, copy this onto your profile. You are out in the rain, seeking sacutary. I'm in sancuary, seeking to be out in the rain. You are in the park, texting your friends. I'm at the park, with my friends. You hate to write even as much as your name. I hate to be restrained to four pages mininum. Your feet hurt, so you sit out the dance. My feet hurt more, and yet I stand up and finish the song. You don't get the point of books with the new power of the internet. I use the internet to find new books. If your one of those types of people, paste this into your profile. A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away Random How I see math: I have five apples and you have seven pencils. How many pancakes can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats. There's a fine line between genius and insanity, but if you can walk that line...nothing can stop you."-somebody awsome Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're coming aboard, Prepare to eat lead. If at first you don't succeed, a chicken ate your hamster 95% of teens would scream and cry if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Repost if you're the 5% that would be sitting on the lawn shouting "Do a flip!" and eating popcorn and drinking coke 75% of teenage girls would die if One Direction told them that breathing was over rated. If you are the twenty five percent, who would laugh at other's stupidity, then copy and paste. ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (...) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (explain?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (thats right- only a suggestion) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (Uh-huh) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Someone needs to work on translation) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As oppossed to... outer space?) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one... screw this. See you at Delta Airlines) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (You just ruined the dreams of thousands of kids. Great job) Impossibilities Whoever said nothing is impossible... Has never tried slamming a revolving door. Never tried eating a liquid. Never tried to fly a helicopter upside down. Never tried nailing Jell-O to a tree. Never tried lining up a group of people alphabetically according to height. When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you. Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. (Be honest no matter what.) 1) Have you ever been asked out? no 2) Where did you get your default picture? 3) What's your middle name? delila 4) Your current relationship status? Single 5) Does your crush like you back? I dont know. Is it possible for a video game character to like you back? 6) What is your current mood? SUPER FANTASTICALLY EXCITED 8) What color shirt are you wearing? white 9) Missing something? idk. now Im scared i am 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? nothing 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? dragon 12) Ever had a near death experience? not that i know of 13) Something you do a lot? Imagion 14) The song stuck in your head? simple and clean 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? BookWorm5635 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Jesus 17) When was the last time you cried? idk 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? NO NEVER!!!! 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? just one? Um... I could be able to make fiction reality. 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender? Hair color 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Hot chocolate 22) What's your biggest secret? i am secretly a neko. 23) Favorite color? Purple 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? YES! I love Sesame Street! 25) What are you? a neko 26) Do you speak any other language? Im working on learning Japaneses 27) What's your favorite smell? lilac 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? SWEETNESS! 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? no 30) What are you thinking about right now? this question 31) What should you be doing? interacting with people 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? my brother 33) Do you like working in the yard? NO 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? whatever rikus last name is. 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? not really 36) What is your natural hair color? dirty blonde 37) Who was the last person to ma idk You know you’re obsessed with Danny Phantom when... You don't trust old lunch ladies.(they always steal the good food) Every time you see your breath fog you think you have a ghost sense.(I look around like a crazy person) You know what Esperanto is.(of course) You know a few Esperanto words.(just a few) You've ever tried to shoot ecto-blasts out of your hands(and it never works…how sad) Every time you hear the name Vlad you think of Plasmius You've gone looking for ghost portals(haven’t found one yet) You want to dye your hair white(I think my mom would get mad) You know the theme song by heart(I can sing it in 25 seconds (have to try again and time) You can quote parts of/entire episodes(hmmm. Mostly. I don’t have the best memory) You threw a fit when you heard the show was being cancelled(bring it back now!) You cried when Phantom Planet ended(I didn’t cry, but I was like finally! When they kissed and the ‘rents found out) Pssh. 'nuff said.(sticks hand out in “pssh, ‘nuff” manner) You know what an Ultra-recyclo vegetarian is.(I totally would be one if it weren’t for the fact I love meat) You've spent hours in a room full of boxes to wait for the Box Ghost(he didn’t show! I even said “Beware”) You know the importance of Emergency Ham(hides the emergency button. duh) You think hazmat suits rule(does anyone know where a girl can get one?) You run when you hear someone say "I want to go to the ball!"(Haven’t heard it yet but me so will if I do. But to the person so I can go to the Ghost Zone) You don't go near beauty pageants.(why would I anyway?) It's not Eragon, its Aragon.(love the books but come on! Can he turn into a dragon? Nooooo) You like red berets(never seen one before) You check your virus scanner to see if it found Technus( I think I found him!!!) You can't watch Men in Black without thinking of the Guys in White(MIB is such a rip off.(not really since i think it came first) But it is great) You've tried to capture things in a thermos(why won’t it work?) You named your dog Cujo(my mom named him Charlie, but that was my vote) You were excited when you turned 14(and got really ticked when I turned 15 without powers) You searched Google maps for Amity Park(None in Canada) You freaked out when you found out there was a Fenton street(can I move here?) Whenever you get Frootloops you search the box for Vlad(I know he’s in here somewhere…) When you're shocked you shout out a book title(people look at me funny, but i actually exclaim things like Vlad does (butter bisuits!)) You've tried to walk through walls(bruises to prove it) You always carry an orange with you in case the Ghost Writer attacks(it got squished) You don't want locker 724( they got rid of it! i used to want it but now its gone!!!!) You support Frog's Rights(let them live! but discecting rats is ok) You don't like biker dudes(yeah but for a totally other reason added to this one) You know what a Fake-out Make-out is.(yup) You've had a Fake-out Make-out.(O.0) You bought the bat with the word Fenton on it(can’t find one but when I do…) You constantly check to make sure shadows aren't following you(stalker shadows!) You can't go to the circus without looking around for mind controlled ghosts(again I haven’t found one but I want to join the one that does) You think the term is mouse-meat, not mincemeat(giant mouses! AAAAAAAH) You know what Pandora's Box REALLY is.(haha. Take that Greek mythology!) You never eat oatmeal at camp(never been to camp) You tried to turn your dad's fishing pole into a Fenton Fisher(I just keep getting it tangled) You misspell the name of the first movie in the Star Wars saga(haven’t had to write it down but I think I would) You know the difference between Danny, Dan, and Danni.(good, evil, bad then good) You screamed "FINALLY!" when Danny kissed Sam in Phantom Planet (didn’t I say that already?) You know never to use flour sacks with smiley faces on them to make cookies (why did she do this in the first place?) You know Roosevelt's famous saying about fear (hmmm. How does it go? Oh yeah!) You get King Tuck confused with King Tut (why did it have to be spelled so similarly?) You've shouted "I'M GOING GHOST!" in a crowd full of people (of course not! That would give my secret identity away) You've tried to fly (doesn’t work) You've had Danny Phantom withdrawals (need. Danny. PHANTOM!) You have a notebook with pages of failed attempts to draw Danny's logo(and LOTS of doodles) You spazzed when you found out Danny Phantom was on DVD (on Amazon!) Gonna catch 'em all is no longer a Pokémon phrase(great now i have BOTH theme songs in my head) You made plans to start a mad mob and head for Nick studios (I have and I plan on doing it soon) You went on the Danny Phantom ride at Kings Island (where is this? I want to ride!) You named your cat Maddie (allergic but totally would) You think the term 'ghost' is a bit insensitive. You prefer the term 'ecto-American.'(Or half-ecto-American) Normal peoole draw smiley-faces in fogged up windows, you draw the DP symbol (More like the other way around) 50 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM 1. Put his hair out. 2. Shake the Fenton Thermos he's in the same manner you would when making a milkshake--shaken, not stirred. 3. Ask him of he has an evil bug in his butt. 4. Make comments about how much he is like his “cheese-head archenemy” 5. Constantly ask him why it took him so long to get past the ghost shield and into Amity Park. 6. Tell him that you’re his best friend and hug him. 7. Remind him often of how he was so much cuter back when he still had his human half. 8. Tell him that his face is gonna freeze like that if he keeps it up. Oh, too late. 9. Sharpie out his emblem. 10. Laugh when his ghost sense goes off. 11. Grab his forked tongue when it comes out and hang onto it. 12. Any time he walks into a building, hit the fire alarm. 13. Before he can take off, grab the end of his cape so he falls down. 14. Imitate his seriously awesome fork tongue hisssssssssss 15. Admonish him for being so stupid as to not notice a gigantic purple football floating in the middle of the Ghost Zone. 16. Give him breath mints. He obviously needs them. 17. Take a fire extinguisher to his head then treat him for third degree burns. 18. SHAVE THE MULLET! 19. Ask him if he can cut apples with his ears. 20. Get him to open juice cartons with his teeth. 21. Force him to sing at your Christmas karaoke party. 22. Set the Boooomerang to his energy signature. 23. Chant his name every time you see him. When he finally asks why, say it’s because it makes Ember's hair bigger, so why not yours? 24. Remind him of Tucker's horrid singing by having Tucker sing "Strange Fire" for him. 25. Jerry Springer special: "I had my human half removed!" 26. Tell him a billion times a day that he got beaten by his “weaker” self 27. Accuse him of being a rip off of Danny 28. Tell him that the emblem looks stupid on him. 29. Make him relive his childhood by forcing him to watch Danny Phantom episodes over and over. 30. Make (evil) Dan and (good) Danny dolls, then have Danny beat the crud out of the Dan doll. 31. Every time he does or says something, ask him "Why?" and "How does that make you feel?" 32. Constantly poke him in the back to see if he'll "hole" your arm through. 33. Tell Valerie where he lives. 34. Mock his teeny little goatee. 35. Roast marshmallows over his head. And maybe hot dogs if you can stay near him long enough. 36. Ask him where he gets the asbestos scrunchies for his ponytail. 37. Leave Valerie a message (in Dan's voice) asking her out on a date. 38. Sneak up behind him and scream like a fangirl: right in his pointy ears! 39. Record something like "I am a ghost, fear me" or "I am evil, hear me roar" and play it every time he starts to speak. 40. Call him at very late, random times in the night to ask very complicated questions. 41. Tape a neon sign to his head that reads: EVIL! 42. Get him a cat. 43. Place a sign near where he lives that reads: “Beware of evil ghost” 44. Ask what he did to the poor snake whose tongue he ripped off. 45. Bring in Edna Mode. "NO CAPES!!" 46. File off his fangs when he isn't paying attention. He'll be talking with a lisp for a good while. 47. Tell him he needs to see a chiropractor about his neck 48. Tickle him. 49. Wash his suit with red clothes. 50. When he walks in a room full of people shout: "Oh my gosh it’s Dan Phantom! We’re all gonna die!" and get everyone screaming before shouting "Oh wait, he got beaten by a 14 year old boy!" Then have everyone laugh at him. |
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