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Author has written 16 stories for Bones. I'm a fan of House and Bones, Supernatural, many other shows as well. . I have written a lot of little nonsense stories on the Bones Forum(Boneyard) and a few fics as well, some of which I plan to import here. I seem to be able to write fics about the Bones characters, but for some reason I can't for any other show as of yet. Maybe in the future that will change, , who knows? I hope what I do write is good enough for a moment or two's entertainment. I love sports, and though I don't get time to play many any more, except for softball and biking in the summer, I do walk and/or run and generally try to stay in shape whenever possible. I'm 6ft 185 lbs, hazel eyes, graying light brown hair and will consume any chocolate anything within arm's reach. I regularly slaughter the English language and its structure in my writing. Dammit Jim, I'm a story teller, NOT an English teacher!! lol . I hope you can look beyond my obvious weaknesses and enjoy the stories anyway. That's it for now, if I think of anything else to say, I might...x |
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Freak Parade by TempestJo reviews
A fun story, about a non-prude Booth... B&B, possibly ooc, depending on how you see the character.. rated M but could pass as T. maybe.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Breaking all the Rules Tonight by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Brennan tells Booth she has a sex date and he doesn't take it very well. He's determined to show her why she should be his. There is a PREQUEL to this story which you might want to read first-So Close I Can Almost Taste You is the prequel. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,863 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
TwoStep by TempestJo reviews
Booth and Brennan, slightly smutty.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Welcome to the Jungle by TempestJo reviews
Booth and Brennan jet off to the Jungles of Peru to identify remains believed to be a missing American diplomat. Bad luck and snakes, new friends, and an interesting case await them...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,430 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
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Bad Poetry
well...some bad poetry, what did you expect? xD
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Published: 4/13/2011
Thoughts in the Night
A little one shot that came from a few words in a conversation I had with a close friend...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Published: 4/13/2011
Inconsistancies and Ice reviews
A little sojourn for B&B into what some might term a science fiction and/or fantasy story. Just for fun.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011
The Shoes reviews
Booth having a little fantasy about some stilettos. I know nothing, really, about woman's shoes.I hope that doesn't hurt this too much and maybe just enjoy this as a fun little read.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010
The Christmas Tree reviews
ok, don't get mad at me because this isn't an obvious Bones story. Sometimes my stories just write out this way and c'mon...wouldn't you like to see this happen between them?
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010
Construction reviews
After my last story, I needed a trip back to the light and fluffy side.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010
Vengeance reviews
A tale from my dark side...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2010
LIFE! reviews
1638.1 Just an idea that popped into my head and I wanted to...HAD to post it before it faded. I have no idea where this might lead, but its a fun thought. Possible M rating in the future, so I'm labelling it that.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 51,092 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010
One Night, In A Bar reviews
OK, just a bit of insanity that bubbled out this morning, sorry, this isn't a Bones story. I just didn't know where else to put it. As my Bones friends from other sites know, I often come out of left field with this sort of thing. I'm weird, I know.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010
Awkward Sex reviews
Someone suggested since most Bones M fanfics have B&B having fantastic, amazing sex, but what if things didn't go quite so smoothly? So I went a little nuts,and typed this out in about ten minutes.Its kinda fun x Tell me if I should do more.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010
Kisses reviews
Just a little story I did a while back when some of us were discussing what B&B's first real *loving* kiss might be like and how it might take place
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010
Long Denial reviews
Booth and Brennan together again after a long parting. Some explicit content.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,743 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010
Admission reviews
A quick Brennan/Angela one shot with an admission.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010
Touching reviews
How I imagine Booth and Brennan would be like with each other after they FINALLY admit and give in to their love for each other.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/19/2010
Booth's secret reviews
This is chapter one to a story i wrote well before The Dream, but seems to fit as a continuation of The Dream, maybe making that story a prequel of sorts. It was meant as a one shot, but Tempestjo READ HER STORIES! wanted to add to it. More to follow...
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010