Quotes-

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them. — unknown

The spaces between your fingers were created so that another’s could fill them in. — unknown

Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.” – unknown

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. – unknown

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-- Demetri Martin

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
-- Peter De Vries

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-- Douglas Adams

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
-- Elayne Boosler

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
-- Ray Romano

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
-- W.C. Fields

People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk.
-- Stephen King

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
-- Billy Connolly

Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive. ~Josephine Hart

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. ~Maya Angelou

A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked. ~Author Unknown