HIYA!! I really don't have much to say about myself. I LOVE Naruto, mostly because of Gaara, Kankuro, (I also love Shikamaru and Kiba. Neji makes me giggle, but don't ask why because I have NO clue. He's awesome.) and the Akatsuki ( I love Deidara and Tobi, They're sooo awesome!).I also watch Avatar and a bunch of other animes (see below).I'm sad, I know. I know I sound like a MAJOR prep, but I'm definitely the opposite. I also have an obsession with Green Day. And my best friend, and co-author, is my sister. AAANNNDDD... I've got nothing! WAIT! I also have a brain (I know that after reading this your all shocked I have a brain, but it's true) named Carly. Why is her name Carly? I'm not sure but she HATES me. Than again, if I were my brain I would probably hate me too! I'm sure you're thrilled to have read this.

Random facts about me!

Name: Lynn

Age: 1-100

Nicknames: Pinkie, Goth girl, mute, pink haired ninja, loser, move out of my way freak, emo hippie, and probably some over ones I can't remember!

Likes: MUSIC! My iPod, writing stories, writing poems (I know, scary), reading, CHEWING GUM!!, watching movies, my headphones, Carly II, cheap jewlery, and those cheap rubber bracelets no one collects anymore!

Dislikes: People who think their better than everyone else for no logical reason! Carly, and My school.

Style: Something that, according to my social superiors, I lack. And I'm totally okay with that! My closet contains mostly black with splashes of neon colors! I also love ribbons and fishnets! YAYNESS!

Personality: I'm actually extremely shy around most of the people in my school. However, I do tend to have a bit of a temper when provoked, but I hardly ever snap at people unless they deserve it. Once I do get to know people, I'm my happy, hyper, and super spastic self! YAY FOR BEING A KLUTZTASTICAL SPAZ!

Favorite Bands: I tend to realy like alternative music. I love Green Day, All American Rejects, old Avril Lavigne, blink-182, Disturbed, Evanescene, Kerli, Sugarcult, Foxboro Hottubs (CoughGreenDayCough), Good Charlotte, The Killers, The Jonas Brothers, Linkin Park, Matchbox Twenty, Nickleback, My Chemical Romance, P!nk, Plumb, Relient k, Paramore, SR- 71, Simple Plan,Weird Al, Within Temptation, Fal Out Boy, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus and many more...

Best Friends: Shino's Girl 14 and Shoelacey! YAY!

Favorite Color: NEON PINK!

Favorite Song: Every You and Every Me by Placebo!

Stories:

My current story at the moment is Surviving Courtland High: Sand Sib Style. It is about the San Sibs coming to our world and being forced to put up with me and my sister. I am so evil for doing this to my favorite characters. Oh well! Completed... I'm sad.

I also have a oneshot... it's about Itachi dieing. It's somewhat short, but I LIKE IT! Also somewhat depressing.

I'm also now working on an Ouran Fic too! It's about a paranoid, painfully shy girl who gets forced into joining the Host Club as a maid. Will she be able to retain her sanity? Probably not... poor girl.

And Surviving Summer: Haswell Style! I LOVE typing this story! Like SCH, I get to have a lot of fun typing this! It involves my sister and I having to deal with Naruto characters... again!

Pictures!:

Ally from Surviving Summer: Haswell Style!:

Joe from Surviving Summer: Haswell Style!:

Gale from The Shy girl: (I know the eye color is wrong, but we'll jus ignore that, K? However, if you find a better picture, let me know!)

Ryan from The Shy Girl:

Ayame from The Shy Girl:

Animes I Like (for those who care! I know you're out there somewhere):

Of course Naruto (as mentioned above in the long, rambling paragraph thing!). I love too many character in that show, I can't even name them all!

FRUITS BASKET!! I love that show sooooooo much! I seriously love Hatsuharu (I'm crazy, I know), Yuki, and Momiji (in the manga)

I've also recently discovered Ouran High School Host Club and I'm completely hooked. If it gets ruined when they dub it (like Naruto), I think a part of me will die... I'm very dramatic. Love Kaoru!!

I've also discovered the awesomeness that is Death Note (plays angelic music). L is possibly the most amazing anime character EVER!! I also love Matt. Mello, and Near.

Also (mentioned above), I love Avatar! Mai is my favorite character (although, I kind of like all the characters on that show). And yes... I am Maiko -hides-

...That's all I've got. I'm not kidding this time, I've really don't have that much to type. Well, if you've made it this far than congrats! Bye bye!

Original Charcters! YAY!

-Surviving Courtland High/ Surviving Summer Character Descriptions:)

Lynn Haswell:

One of the main characters of the story, Lynn is actuall me (-Shockgasp!-)! For more info, jus scroll up to the weird paragraph thingy! Lynn has a strange relationship with Gaara, to the point where neither of them really understand it. Will they figure out how they feel, or will Lynn end up falling for someone else? Who knows! I'll probably have you guys vote on it sooner or later:D

Liza Haswell:

Co-author and main character, Liza is my younger sister:D In short, Liza is perceptive, calm, and a bit of a tomboy. In other words, the exact opposite of her sister. During th first story, Surviving Courtland High, Liza and Lynn were forced to live with the San Siblings for a month. It was during this time that Liza and Kankuro developed a sort of boyfriend/girlfriend status that seems to carry over to the sequel. However, no one told Liza... or Kankuro. Oh well, they'll figur it out sooner or later! Maybe.

Ally:

Lynn's best friend, despite their differences. While Lynn is quiet and somewhat of a doormat in public, Ally is loud and opinionated. While Lynn is a pacifist, Ally loves to fight. While Lynn loves explosions, Ally hates loud noise. While Lynn's wardrobe consists of black and pink, Ally loves rainbows. And while Lynn has a HUGE crush on Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (DON'T OWN!), Ally thinks Green Day is for pathetic emo losers. However, the two share a love of art to the point that Ally forced Lynn to join the school's art club (Not fun:P). Ally is distinctly different from other girls in the story as she doesn't seem to show any interest in any of the boys. However, things might be begining to change for our blue haired friend when she meets the extremely violent Akatsuki ;)

Joe:

Joe is Lynn's other best friend, and the person she is likely closest to. Joe is as opinionated as Ally, but lacks the spine that Ally has to back anything up. Normally dressed in emo clothes, Lynn and Joe both share a love of music and Hot Topic (Where Joe works... some how). Joe's personality goes from hyper and friendly to cunning and vindictive in a matter of seconds, often shocking those around him. Joe also has a genius level IQ but lacks focus. He loves anime and often acts as an older brother to Lynn, whom he has been friends with for only a year. Joe hates Ally but tolerates her due to her friendship with Lynn. Is currently dating Temari (Tem Tem).

Now lots of cool stuff I found on awesome profiles!:

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I'm sad, I know, I fell for every one. LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M BLOND!

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 that don't, copy this to your profile

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you love someone with autism, put this on you profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (I'm sad, I know)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off, and then looking at the people who died and thinking, "How dumb were they??"

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, of The Hills religiously, never have, and never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Lina-Riviera(I done it loads of times!), gothgirl-narutofan (you really don't want to know), Fire's Descent (The way I did would make you think I'm some sort of idiot.) fire-of-wrath (if you knew you would wounder how i'm still alive) pink-mutant14 ( I am seriously considering installing an elevator in my house)

If you KNOW that your a 1st class weirdo and your happy you are instead of some preppy scary pink girl, copy this onto your profile (Does hair count? I dont' think so... or do I?)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit God of the C.O.C.A, Moonlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRL777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, ANBU Inu, MaybelleDragon-chan, ChristinaAngel, pink-mutant14

THIS POEM WILL MAKE YOU CRY (Copied from ChristinAngel):

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! (I'm actually white, but I definately HATE racism. It's only an excuse for ignorent people to act ignorent)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Pick the ones that fit you (I REALLY Like this so I copied it from Christinangel's profile who got it from AmethystDreamer's profile. I went with what Christinangel did and bolded the ones that fit me)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

HARRY POTTER!

1. Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!

2. Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? The Order of the Phoenix

3. Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Fred and George!

4. What house do you prefer to be in? Ravenclaw! Love their colors!

5. But what house would you think you'll be in?Probably Gryffindor or Ravencaw

6. Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? The Grey Lady! She has the coolest name!

7. What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Defence Against the Dark Arts!

8. Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? SNAPE!!

9. Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? a Beater definitely!

10. Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? In the audience where I wouldn't get in the way!

11. Who do you want to make friends with? HARRY AND HIS GANG!! Although, they seem to get into a lot of trouble!

12. If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? LUNA!! Or Ginny!

13. Why would he/she be your best buddy? Luan: She's as crazy as I am! Ginny: She's sane, so she can balance my crazy.

14. Which character in the book can you relate to? Luna! Cause people think I'm crazy too!

15. What pet would you get? A cat, owl, toad, or rat? A KITTY! Except I'm allergic... Details!

Yes/No Questions:

17. Do you think Snape is on Voldemort's side? I never did!

18. Did you cry when Dumbledore died? Not really. A few days after I read it I was like "OH MY GOD, DUMBLEDORE DIED!" Then I cried... and my sister hit me.

19. Did you cry when Sirius died? Maybe... Alright, I cried like a baby!

20. Did you cry when Cedric Diggory died? Nope! I didn't even really feel sad! I'M HEARTLESS!!

21. Do you like the outcome of the Deathly Hallows? I don't know yet. I still have mixed emotions about it:)

22. Did you like the couples that the books ended with? LOVED THEM!!

23. Do you often dream of yourself in Hogwarts? Dream? I AM IN HOGWARTS!!

24. Would you freak out if you found out you had to come face-to-face to a dragon? I'm stupid, so I probably wouldn't be!

Fanfiction survey

How many fanfictions do you have submitted?

4! Two of them are completed though:(

Which one has the most reviews?

Survivig Courtland High: Sand Sib Style!

Least?

Reflecting: An Itachi Oneshot!

Which fanfiction has the most words?

Survivig Courtland High: Sand Sib Style!

Which fanfiction has the most chapters?

Survivig Courtland High: Sand Sib Style! AGAIN!!

What category are the majority of your fanfictions in?

Anime/ Naruto

What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quanity?

I think Quality... and quanity... but mostly QUALITY!!

Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2?

Maybe... If I knew what that was...

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list?

YEPPERS!

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list?

YEPPERS AGAIN!! YAY!

What genre do you most frequently write in?

Humor! Gotta love humor!

Do you leave comments before and after a chapter?

Always! I think it's begining to annoy my sister, though!

Do you update frequently?

I try to update as soon as I can! Unfortunately, life gets in the way! CURSE YOU LIFE!!

Do you frequently use original characters?

ALWAY! I love them!

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