hi:

My name is Sarah. I like chicken soup and tuna fish sandwiches and ranch dressing. I like buying stuff and thinking oh yeah, I'm totally going to use this all the time except that I never do. I probably like you, too, unless I don't. : [ (so stop reading my profile, you sucky-suck person who can go and suck my BIG TOE for all I care you sucker)

how i got into fanfiction:

Imagine yourself at age ten. Now imagine your ten-year-old self was totally emo. Would your next step be discovering fanfiction? In my case, hell yes. Anyway. Here I am now. Just as emo (kidding! :P).

what makes me pause in the constant reflection of the darkness of the solitude of the blackness of my unbeating heart (cloaked in crimson, it pulsates):

Reviews! So read my stories that are all about two years old and tell me how much they suck! But you know, in a nice way. :O (Really, they do suck. Don't hurt your eyes.) Anyway, I read a lot more than I write, and for the most part I try to leave helpful reviews, so if you could respond to those, that would make me happy, too. Actually, that would make me a lot happier than telling me how much my stories suck (in a nice way).

Anyway, thanks for dropping by! *huggies* ^

(Can you tell I like parentheses?)