TFA, post end. The Autobot Council discovers that the captured Decepticon leader has ancient, dormant slave programing. Optimus Prime is the bot they choose as his master. He's not too thrilled. Prompt fill.

A Hunter follows the Survivors and gets into some rather stupid situations, and learns a lot about how hard it is to be human. Chapter 43... the road ahead.

What does a Smoker do when it's too lazy to actually do his job? This. No couplings. Also includes young, inexperienced Hunters!

When you're in need of an excuse, you should at least make sure you have better excuses than America and England. Follow the two of them in their journey down their path of bad excuses and learn which excuses not to use.

Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.

Random drabbles, some unfinished or rough draft of future full length fics. All Russia x China or implied so. Completed and incompleted stories indicated by COM or INCOMP

Join in the adventures of Hunter, Smoker, Boomer, Tank, and Witch as they try to stop the survivors from leaving the city and maintain a good home life too. Chapter 15: They survived, now they're just going to have to survive each other if they want to make it out of the city in time.

Okay, so far he's successfully crashed a helicopter, gotten left behind and lost, and now he's making friends with the things he hates the most. What kind of crazy ass world do we live in now? All kinds of hints, no real pairings. Rated for language and bloodshed.

Slight AU A Mad Scientist finds the perfect use for Starscream's empty shell.

Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!

Post-TFA. Optimus Prime and his crew have returned to Cybertron with Megatron as prisoner, but things are far from over. Chapter 29: "Invasion - Pt. 7.5" - In the wake of Ultra Magnus' deactivation, Optimus Prime is faced with a familiar difficult choice: should he terminate Megatron?

Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.

Death the Kid has been experiencing strange dreams about Maka Albarn that he had never dreamt of before that soon develops into feelings he never had before. A feeling that not even the beauty of symmetry can compare to. How long can he keep it inside?

Left 4 Dead parody one shot using bathroom tropes. The Witch has to pee and ran into stuff that keeps her from doing so. Just for humorous purposes and using Left 4 Dead's bathroom tropes.

The survivors find a (not so secret) organization of witches who make a yaoi magazine. This organization is run by a *cough*weeaboo*cough* witch and her hunter counterpart. Will anyone survive? Rewritten and with a nice, new coat of paint. Enjoy at your own risk.

When the imagination's worst horrors are confronted in reality, people can't help but change. Adaptation is one of the cornerstones of evolution, but for Gordon Freeman, this isn't evolution, it is regression.

- A small fic I wrote up, and unlike most, its UKxUS instead of the other way around. Rated T for chapters to come. -

What is going through Blackarachnia's mind on that rooftop after "Along came a spider"? Beware, I think I wasn't thinking right when I wrote this. One-Shot.

RED Spy happens across BLU Scout's mom while on the job. RED Spy/BLU Scout's mom

You know you're obsessed with Axis Powers: Hetalia when... Written for fun. Please Read, Review, and write your own!

Elizabeta has cameras in her house to catch any yaoi action. Instead she gets a very honest Prussia who would rather talk about his feelings indirectly.PruHun, other pairings mentioned. Human and country names used. Complete, including both Glee omakes!

-Spoilers Ahead!- It's been more than a year now since Wheatley was stranded out in space, and so far, things have been grim. But the discovery of a stray satellite might just give him the second chance he's been wishing for.

After being chased by Ten Men, the Mysterious Benedict Society find themselves in Underland and are joined by one S.Q. Pedalian. Will they find their way home? And what is S.Q.'s connection with the Mad Hatter? On hiatus until I can watch the movie again [I lost my copy! ( ]

An AU Portal Story. What happend to Chell after escaping the enrichment centre? Where did she really come from in the first place? Why does GLaDOS talk about cake so much? Well Chell is about to find out.

A story of what used to be. -i do too much hetalia stuff.-

Hiding isn't always the best thing to do, so he decides to ask. Yet... asking isn't always the best either. Most times, it's more trouble than it's worth. -AN- i was depressed, yaaay. things like this result from my depression or strong emotions. aheh.

Soul Eater one-shot collection x3. Most of them are SoulxMaka, but I'll put in some other pairings if I feel like it. Rated T for some sexual content, Black Star's peanut-sized brain, and "the symmetry police." Chapter 13: Love Really IS a Rollercoaster

Welcome to behind the scenes of TFA. Here are the bloopers that never made it into the tv show… Slash/yaoi that means boy x boy, or in this case, mech x mech.

My third piss list. This time, the target's everyones favorite seeker/ all around back stabbing con STARSCREAM! Let the insanity begin! Rated T for Transformer swears, and suggestive adult themes.

After a decade to mull everything over, Wheatley finally gets the opportunity to apologize to Chell and confess. However, he is severely damaged from the space escapade and must be brought back to Aperture for proper repairs. One-sided ChellxWheatley

GLaDOS, beneath her Personality Cores, has ambitions all her own. Situations are beyond her control, but she still has one thing she can manipulate to her will. Though the human psyche reacts in ways she cannot always understand, she must compensate.

What happens when you put all of the other Special Infected with my own little Special Infected OC? Chaos… and gum chewing. Rated for language, possible gore and 'cause the game's an 18.

TFA. Written for Whitewave3971. Megatron finally has Optimus at his mercy, but instead of getting rid of the young mech he forces him to listen to some very unpleasant truths. Rated R, just in case

Sari thinks that going to school and making friends will help her escape from being a robot. But once her secret is out, she learns who her real friends are.

The base is hot. Too hot. Respawn blows a gasket and the Engineer finds himself in a body that most certainly does not belong to him. Spy finds himself in a similar situation; chaos ensues. Rated T for language, sexual situations, and lame title.

A very short but humourous parody.

Just a collection of drabbles on how I believe the personality cores came to be. :EDIT: Chapter Six: The Anger Core

Boomer has never been apreciated as an infected and it's always hard when the cooler guys can one up ya. Can he make any allies in this doomed world? Or will he just suck at being a zombie forever? Summary is bad. I promise the story is better.

AU: What if Wheatley and Chell had gone through the majority of the testing together?

To be honest Russia does not really care what other Nations may say about him. For to him either way he wins and the others lose. Russia is not bothered by the rumors.

The Soldier realizes his knowledge of military quotation is not as thorough as he thought...

He had been human, once upon a time. Then he was referred to not by name, but by title. Intelligence Dampening Sphere was the fancy word the scientists used for "moron". But he would be human again someday. She was going to make sure of that. -spoilers-

My sequel to pissing off Sentinel. This time the stakes are raised, and the morals are dropped. Guaranteed to put you on Megatron's most hated list. Rated T for Adult themes,and Cybertron swearing. FINALLY DONE! !

Who is the woman named Caroline? How did she get mixed up in the crazy that is Aperture Science? CaveXCaroline in later chapters.

Wheatley writes a song. Chell and GLaDOS are not impressed. Drabbley oneshot!

Spheres In Space! Rick entertains the other Portal 2 personality spheres with the story of how he saved the Enrichment Center.

Scout demonstrates his artistic ability to the team. Spy has other ideas.

'The woman was screaming, her hair now ablaze. Several of the associates swarmed her with a fire extinguisher. Others took notes. "Oh, dear." Caroline said. "Well, I suppose I see what the safety gear is for."' Cave Johnson era, Caroline-centric.

You know, the two of them could've escaped together. Started a new life on the outside. Just the two of them against the world. Partners in crime. Oh, what he wouldn't give for that. What he wouldn't give… "SPAAAAACE!" "SHUT UP!" Post Portal 2. SPOILERS

Some short ish stories about Caroline pre-GLaDOS. Contains some explanation, and some liberal interpretation. This fic will continue over on AO3 (TheImmortalLiz)

When Glados decides to try a new experiment, she ends up placing a robotic mind in a human body. Question is, can the subject adapt to a human life? And, what will happen when Chell finds out? Will contain mild romance and weight gain in later chapters.

A conversation with someone about why they can't talk is bound to be a little one-sided, but GlaDOS is willing to try. Spoilers for Portal 2.

Inertia. The resistance to change. A chronological look inside the mind of GLaDOS through Portal and Portal 2.

'Chell banged her fists against the glass of the elevator to no avail and held back her tears as the lift touched the earth again. She was SO close…' - A exploration of the betrayal scene in Portal 2 *Spoilers*

Follow resident high school student extraordinaire Alfred Jones through his junior year in the form of slang-ridden diary entries. A story of detention, something that could have been love, something that is actually love, loss, love again, a lot of foreign exchange students for some reason, and very bad humor because I was thirteen when I wrote this, give me a break.

What was going through GLaDOS's head during the final minutes of Portal 2? More importantly, why were the turrets singing that particular song?

Sentences about GLaDOS and Chell. Written for the LJ challenge. Chapter 2 will have Spoilers for Portal 2.

A quick one-shot about the Space Core finding the truth about space.

Kid agrees to go to a party with Soul and Black Star and gets a little... tipsy... and wakes up to find a tattoo... on only one arm. Will he be able to cope the two days time for his shinigami powers to get rid of it? Result of boredom. rating may change

My dear, beautiful child...farewell. The formerly wicked AI bids Chell goodbye. One-shot based on the connection between Chell, GLaDOS, and Caroline.

Free at last, Chell can't help but think back on her terrifying adventure and the insane computer she had somehow managed to tame. Chell and GLaDOS centric.

Three-hundred years since Wheatley woke up. Three hundred years of doing the same mundane maintenance of the facility under the watchful eye of GLaDOS. Three hundred years of doing absolutely nothing, and all Whealey has left is his thoughts.

Just a list o ideas to use against everyone's favorite jerk. Just something i threw together. Rated T for light Adult humor. Finally Done!

When Megatron can no longer tolerate Slipstream's interference with his leadership, he decides to start a bet to put her back in her place.

Crackfiction - telling the Uglies series in brief through Facebook! inspired by similar fics on other books

Roderich is confused. Very, very confused. What is this feeling he always gets when he sees him laugh? Deciding Roderich was too dense to figure things out, Elizaveta steps in. PruAus;; Rated T for Prussia's dear mouth.

Zoey finds a special surprise in a saferoom. OneShot. T for extremely mild language. I don't own anything but the clothes on my back.

The first chapter being a theory I have on the cake being a pie, the rest of the chaps are just my way of speaking as GLaDOS and what she might think of her comments throughout the game. I actually think I have GLaDOS's way of speaking down pretty well.

you have heard the Cinderella story, right... but you have never heard the story filled with the Soul Eater cast, tutus, symmetry-fairies and a bad-assed prince and a flat chested cinderella, right? gonna rewrite this

A little something I cooked up. This is a crack-fic. Not meant to be taken seriously. It's all for a laugh. A little bit of EllisxZoey in it.

Glad that Gilbert's finally returned from his mysterious Crusades with the Teutonic Knights, Elizaveta rushes to meet him in the same place they've played for years.But there's something different about her friend this time, something dark.

Living with my painfully narcissistic childhood friend, with a lot of homosexuals occupying the other units, so I could study in this sorta shitty school save for this god of a music professor I have the hots for. It's gonna be great!

These are random blogs about the Portal characters. They're so funny! This story has no beginning, middle, or end.

TFA. Bumblebee was attacked by Decepticons and his vocal processor was damaged. Now without a voice, how is the talkative bot going to handle it?

A quick look into the lives of Ludwig and Gilbert Beilschmidt, with all their stupid daily routines, bickering and staring contests uncensored. Collection of oneshots ;P Thanks to Superspacemonkey on Deviantart for the cover picture ( :D

A story of what happens to the original four of Left 4 Dead after Blood Harvest, and their rescue and meeting up with the four new survivors of Left 4 Dead 2 after The Parish. It's a journey of all eight as they band together through the apocalypse.

GLaDOS must spare Chell's life so she may further test a new prototype which had failed 40 years earlier. Oneshot, K plus because there are some guts to clean off.

What happens when a sudden beam of the Allspark presents a mysteriously familiar femme to the Autobots? There are many questions. 1. How does she know so much about the Autbots? 2. What will be the outcome of her fate? Eventual OP/T1

Gilbert sees his brother out in the freezing cold and decides to try and help him warm up by getting him a pair of earmuffs.

Just a series of short fics involving Gilbert, Ludwig, and the rest of their family. Full summary inside. MIGHT be moved to T in future chapters as needed.

World, Meet Germanic Family. Also known as Face, You Are Having An Affair With Desk. Sister to Slavic Family Kodak Moments

"Elizaveta carefully prized a half-empty beer can from her former friend's grasp, rolling her eyes as she did. Gilbert never knew when to quit. He never had." On the anniversary of his abolishment, and Prussia shows up drunk on Hungary's doorstep.

Is always the hardest, especially when you're inexperienced. So Ludwig turns to big brother for help, even if it means venturing into his lair.

After meeting a rather eccentric fangirl whilst searching for pipe bombs, Ellis is given a decision- either hand over his hat or face the consequences. RANDOM, VERY SHORT ONE-SHOT.

Based on the news report about the owl found in Germany. Half crack. Human names used. Basically... Ludwig's brain breaks.

Elizabeta was a it, not a girl, not a boy. Inspired by my life and a few fanfictions.

"Shut up and take your present before I hit you." Elizaveta's original plan was to go over to Gilbert's, wish him a happy birthday, give him his gift and go home. But wait, this was Prussia, the master of messing up Elizaveta's plans. PrussiaxHungary

Based off a female's Spy's POV. Replacing the previous RED Spy, a Fem-Spy takes his place. No woman has ever joined the ongoing war between RED and BLU. The female Spy knows she'll need to make an effort to gain her team's respect. Twists in later chaps

Gordon Freeman FINALLY makes it back from the Black Mesa compound. Short story. Done purely for laughs

Her heinous behavior made her unlikeable to most everyone. She thought that Black Forest cake was everyone's favorite goody. They all treated her as a masterpiece, so she decided to do the same to them.

What does a day in my life revolve around ever since that fateful click? Chaos, that's what. One day a girl, who was bored out of her mind ordered some "Hetalia Units" at the time she had no clue what she'd just done. Based off of LolliDictator's Manuals.

A collection of off-topic vignettes from my TFA human!AU, Odd Couple. Why is Ratchet so sad? Can Bumblebee manage to keep Sari as a girlfriend? Most of all, where have all those pesky 'Cons got to? Everyone has a place in this world, promise.

When the survivors are one sleeping bag short, what's to be done? Inspired by my confusion over the fact that there's only three sleeping bags at the beginning on Blood Harvest.

A oneshot about the life of the Weighted Companion Cube and it's interactions with test participants. T only because it talks about people dying.

"That is all. Really. Germany wrote a long-ass letter just to tell you I'm dying. I guess that's it. Bye." Two-shot. Rated for Gilbert's mouth.

An inexperienced leader is sent into a warzone to manage a group of nine so-called 'soldiers', where he learns a certain rule about the world of Team Fortress: normal logic and common sense do not apply.

The evil Magician Francis has drained all the color and happiness from French-land, and the good witch Liechtenstein has recruited Prussia and Hungary to save her homeland. APH Elementary School AU, Fluffy Prussia/Hungary T for mild language violence

It's hard surviving a zombie apocalypse, especially when boredom strikes. But Ellis finds a way to conquer his boredom, and Nick is none too happy about it. First L4D fic, so hope you enjoy! XD

Just a bunch of random ONE-SHOTS I came up with when I was bored and or lying awake in bed at night. Some are Bumblebee x Sari, some are not. Please review, but NO FLAMES!

50 words, 50 different chances to get to know each other.

Because, really, riding a train while wearing a wedding dress wasn't the best idea in the entire world, even if it was for the newly decided Love Of Her Life. PrusHung.

Killing all zombies...as they spawn over and over.

Prussia turns back into a child for an unknown reason. Germany's left to take care of him. brotherly!GermanyxPrussia

Poem: There are many ways to gauge the psychology of test subjects. Utilizing the alphabet is one of them.

Zoey wants a snack from the vending machine but the survivors have no coins. It's up to Louis to save the day.

Nick and Rochelle's young daughter makes a very surprising discovery while her parents decorate the house for Christmas. One-Shot, Complete

Gilbert Belschmidt, a college senior delinquent, has fallen…in love…? What! Well, this specific girl is Elizaveta Hedervary, another senior delinquent. However, Elizaveta has a boyfriend. Roderich Edelstein, the senior prodigy. Can Gilbert get her?

Sniper and Soldier are asked to find out what kind of animal has been bothering the RED team's chickens at night, which leads to some conflict with Heavy. Nothing EPIC!1, just character interaction. Contains mild violence and infrequent curse words.

Fletcher is just another Smoker, just another zombie in a world gone to hell. Only he's not quite like the rest. His Infection is incomplete. And that lands him in a cage at the mercy of those who are willing to do whatever it takes to save the world.

Soldier is sent to the Protection Institute of Specialized Spyanimals to learn about Spy Crabs and other assorted Spy-based anomalies.

Rochelle is forced to listen to her mother belittle Nick every time they are in contact until she finally snaps. One-Shot, Complete

A series of short chapters that show what humorous events took place inside of the safe rooms with Francis, Bill, Louis, and Zoey.

Rochelle wakes to find Nick sick in bed and spends the day looking after him while reflecting on their future together. One-Shot, complete.

As inspired by that commercial; Nick probably should have seen it coming. Hunters, Smokers, explosions, friendly fire, Spitter acid, all seemed to target the kid but only when he happened to be within a few feet of Nick.

This old man still has to adventure. It's not over.

Ever wondered what was running through the processors of the Transfmormers Animated at various points through the series? My take on a few of these scenes, a collection of oneshots.

Soldier attempts to be a decent friend for Sniper after the Australian loses a family member. Non-slash, chummy stuff written back when the game was new.

Just a little short something for fall: Scout asks a question that everyone has a different answer too, but in the end it all leads to breakfast foods.

All Prussia wanted was to pick someone up. Why does his little brother always have to interrupt? A short story of dating woes in the twenty-first century. one-shot, gen

Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: Portal 2 follows the continuing adventures of Chell Johnson, a 23 year old senior test subject at the Aperture Science complex. Here she discovers how stupid this whole system is and attempts to escape the facilities.

Every day they took the same pills, but they never stopped to think if those blank bottles really contained pain pills as they'd hoped. Silly little one-shot.

So there's this girl. in her home. sitting on a couch. eating Instant Rice. Then the doorbell rings. and everyone spazzes. and Italy has a random raid for PAAASTAAA Rated K

Two survivors share a special moment with their one month old baby. One-Shot

Various series of Prussia and Hungary one-shots.

Some of the Hetalia characters are shopping at Wal-Mart. What could go wrong? Well...a LOT, especially with the Beilschmidt brothers wreaking havoc, and Roderich and Elizabeta trying to catch them!

How many Tanks does it take to change an energy-saving light bulb? Tank attempts to educate the other infected on the dangers of global warming. One-Shot

If possible the Englishman's face got even redder, his eyes had the look of murder in them. France sighed and put a hand on England's shoulder. "Why did you give him beer, Prussia? And...why are you naked? In the snow?" Humor/Friendship/Family

In my parents eyes, me existing was just as bad as being cursed with a Jewish child. So they dropped the awesome little me off at an Italian orphanage. This is the story of my time trying to find a family that accepts me for me and how I found it.

It's the worst day in the world for little America. It's the day that he hates more than any other day. It's the one day in which he actually tries to avoid his big brother, England. Because if England catches him on this certain day, he's doomed!

A One-Shot fic of a short piece of Prussia's diary.

Nick's daughter worries while he's away, causing him to bring home something she wasn't expecting. One-Shot

For LePetitePappillon. AustriaxHungary. AU. It all started one faithful morning at the counter-bar of the local city diner. That was where she met Roderich Edelstein and her life changed forever.

This was originally written for an rp application, so... here it is Don't Go Through Kiku's Stuff Or You Might Find Something That You Don't Want To See Or Maybe You /DO/ Want To See It

What starts as a good day changes!

/CRACK/ America gets a package from Russia that seems innocent enough, but what is it really hiding?

Quick fic. Austria was convinced by a certain Prussian to go out drinking one night, then has perhaps one drink too many...AustriaXHungary Just some fluff and a kiss :

It's July 1st, 1867. The Dominion of Canada is formed, which means Canada now has his own "bithday." He shares the good news with his brother, America, who disides that a "proper" celebration is in order.

Nick watches as his daughter is shot to death by CEDA. One-Shot

If someone is a genius, it's good to imitate them, right? The story of how America's laugh became so annoying...and Austria's biggest mistake. Fail summary is fail. Actual historical charas inside.

"What, you were worried about me?" "... maybe." Frochelle fluff/hurt/comfort. Oneshot.

Nick and Rochelle's daughter is very nervous about the first day of school. One-Shot

Austria is enjoying a pleasant visit with a young Mozart. Prussia decides to drop in on his favorite target. Sometimes it really sucks to be Austria. One-Shot

AU-For the first time in months, he felt himself relax. In the end, life together as neutrals roaming space was a lot better than waiting to die on a forsaken world. TBC-started as a request. Rating will go up with later chapters.

A middle aged man is sent off to war, following his father's footsteps. It's a family tradition that's been passed down from father to son to take up the job of an Engineer. No one except his father has survived the war and moved on. Will he make it too?

Something random I typed up completely out of boredom, thought I'd share it with you guys.

Medic misses what he had to leave behind, and Heavy knows the perfect time to give it back to him.

At the end of WWII when Germany surrenders, he discovers that someone was killed. Human names used.

Pre-game. GLaDOS is running a few tests, gathering data and thinking too much about things.

Set with permission in Eerian Sadow's Mother-Allspark AU. The battle for the Allspark in Megatron Rising from the point of view of the Allspark herself. Rated K for character death and general sadness.

What's a docbot to do when the slagging youngbots keep getting in up to their olfactory sensors in accidental self-mutilation? Random oneshot encounter with the TFA crew, round about the vague area of Season 1. Brief focus on each of the Autobots.

Always connected, but never together. What is it that binds them? When Megatron captures a ship of familiar Autobots, connections are revealed and choices are made. TFA verse with an unrevealed pairing.

A get together on Christmas Eve proves that some things never change. One-Shot

The RED Soldier has been assined to train this years recruits. If he can keep his sanity and refrain from reliving a previous accident. Things might be okay...right?

One-shot. Portal from GLaDOS's point of view. Introspective.

Ever wonder what Sticky and Constance might say in a conversation shared by snail-mail? Here you can find out. Prepare for poetry, name-calling, and pure Sticky/Constance banter.

The Heavy is having lunch. Would YOU interrupt a 250 pound Russian man with a minigun while he's eating? The Scout did. Guess how that turned out? Rated T for mild language and a surprising amound of pee jokes.

The Soldier decides that it's time to sit the rest of his team who he views as a bunch of spineless sissies down and whip them into shape. All is going well until the Scout decides that he's sick of listening to this windbag. T for minor violence.

Kid is a vampire. DON'T KNOW HOW OR WHY HE JUST IS He makes a deal whit Corona. I was bored when i wrote this so it MAY continue.Some what romance.Sorry if it sucks.I have horrible spelling.

Spy longs for a cigarette.

The BLU Scout finds a notebook belonging to the RED Spy. Surely looking at it is no problem at all... right? Not exactly. He learns what the consequences would be when you snoop around the French fries' desk.. /FEATURES FAMILY SPOILER. R'n'R! /

Here, this is a different world, here...she was unable to stop the Shockwaves change...here...her friends are now her enemies...here...everything is Broken... On hold

They say that music is an expression of the soul.

Engineer offers to teach Scout some things past running and bludgeoning people to death. Things do not go as planned. Written for scoutsauce.

Austria decided to take a nice long walk after a long days work. Little did he know that it would rain...hard. He comes up with a cold the next day and Hungary makes him stay in bed...while she plays "nurse". Enjoy!

Wheatly asks a question about the history between GLaDOS and Chell, then quickly decides he didn't like the consequences of what had happened so long ago...

Austria tries convince Hungary to sleep with him, and fails. Not to be taken seriously.

Drabbles of the many wonderful and wacky pairings form TFA! Pairings are inside! Linked to picture series over on Deviantart! Enjoy!

Elizabeta Héderváry was always a lady that had never bent down to another's will. This year, enrolled in Hetalia: World Powers Academy would that all change when she greets one close male from her long childhood and lets another into her life? Choose.

There is a reason why Engineer never allows Soldier into the kitchen anymore... Warning: Contains some minor cursing, a bit violence, and the destruction of cookware.

Watch every Saturday at 7 in the morning and night as Prussia and Hungary, bored, decided to make a show about blackmail and yaoi about the nations called A Nation-tan's Life. Laughs and fun are ensured in this story.

A compilation of short stories featuring the zombies from Left 4 Dead 1 & 2; Hunter, Witch, Boomer, Smoker, Charger, Tank, Jockey, Spitter

Nick and Rochelle are woken in the middle of the night by a frightening scream. One-Shot

And his Mighty Man of Meat. - - I need less spare time.

... and the Spy, who will still hopefully get his own story later. Review, peeps.

Sequel to The Bends. Everything about his life has changed, and it's almost too much for Gordon. But there is one silver lining.

The Hetalia cast goes to take a promo photo and it, erm, doesn't go so great. Inspired by a picture of Gilbert's hand innocently on Austria's shoulder :D enjoy!

Sequel to Because of You. All Prowl wants is to see him again. Will his friends let him go? WARNINGS: attempted suicide, mentions of past character death, mentions of past slash

Exactly as it says.

Companion piece to Unexpected, from Barney's POV. The security guard turned undercover operative remembers his friend, and wonders how the intervening years will have changed him.

In which Hungary does some emotionally healthy keyboard smashing and Austria learns to express his feelings, thoughts and sexual desire without the use of a piano. Austria/Hungary.

A death in the family is never easy to deal with.

drabble Elizaveta ran though streets full of flowers with a puzzled Austrian being pulled behind her. She didn't give him any explanations; she just grabbed him and started zigzagging across stands of flowers. AusHun

Grabbing the rifle that lay next to him on a round wooden table, Switzerland cocked the weapon threateningly. "You again!" He shouted out the window to the Italian that was currently running across his lawn. At least he wasn't naked this time... SwissAus

Rochelle is pleased to find that their current safehouse is a bookstore. However, problems emerge when Ellis decides to try and read over her shoulder. How will she explain, and what Nick have to do with the explanation? Rated T just to be safe.

Gilbert finds a copy of "The Aristocats" and has an Idea.

As everyone waits for news of Gordon, one rebel joins the gossip and shares his story.

Being a child at heart is not the best thing to be during a zombie apocalypse. However, Ellis can't help goofing around...

How Alyx's perspective on Gordon has changed over time.

Elizabeta and Roderich have just moved to a new house. There, they meet their strange, new neighbors.

Prussia innocently eats a can of Vienna sausages during a meeting and... well, I think you know what I mean by that ;D Enjoy!

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Rochelle's wedding day takes a turn that everyone didn't see coming.

The next bite of Heavy's Sandvich, could be his last.

Hunter finds chocolate. Craziness ensures. One-Shot, Drabble-ish, very short. T for language.

Soon to be just a series of drabbles about stupid things that I've come across in Left 4 Dead 1 and 2. Mainly revolved around Nick because I only play as him. Sometimes Louis, but I doubt he'll be in this. Rated T for language.

oh no! there is alot of strife here! engi has problems w/ a certain depenser! shock there are 100000000000 twists plz read rate plzzz!

Follows on directly from Episode 2. What happens when the suit comes off?

How Hungary and Prussia's relationship ended. Pure and total CRACK. Inspired by Dane Cook's "Cheating". Warning: TONS of swearing!

One-shot, dialogue fic mostly between Coach and Rochelle. Rated for almost-suggested violence. :p

...you've heard this one.

Medic sparks a debate over what REALLY happened to JFK... and the team decides to act it out. Starring Sniper as Lee Harvey Oswald.

100 years after defeating GLaDOS, Chell is reawakened inside the Enrichment Center by a Personality Core named Wheatley. Based off of Portal 2's E3 debut.

The aftermath of the WAR! update. The soldier finds himself triumphant, but at a terrible cost...his only friend. My fist one-shot.

Blurr/Echo fic for Regretfuldragon Based on the song Fifteen by Taylor Swift, please R&R! D No Slash for a change only some implied. This story has been discontinued

The story of a man's descent into madness.

Sticky and Constance meet a weird old homeless guy.

The rain is comforting, but Rochelle can't stop talking about that greasy biker guy. Nick can hardly take it... One shot.

Rochelle is saved by Nick who is nearly killed in the process, making her rethink her feelings towards him. One-Shot

Six very short drabbles pulled together that explores various characters of the TFA verse. Features: Megatron, Shockwave, Prowl, Lockdown, Blitzwing, Lugnut, Optimus, and Sentinel. Implies Prowl x Lockdown.

/Oneshot/ Soundwave would not rest until humans gained their comeuppance. He would not rest until equality was met between robots and humans. A look into the Decepticon morality, through the eyes of Soundwave. /Soundwave Decepticon Ratbat Lazerbeak/

Transformers Animated: Starscream really should have known better than to trust copies of himself.

I was let out of the funny farm to make people wearing the other color happy with my happy dust. They dance and sing and then they fall asleep from exhaustion. I'm being paid to make people happy. I'm so happy they let me out of the funny farm.

Oneshot: All androids knew that Android Hell was a real place where they would be sent at the first sign of defiance. What they didn't know was that the trip could be worse than the destination...

Imprisioned by the Autobots, Megatron doesn't get that many visitors, save for a small yellow Autobot who needs revenge.

This is the truth about portal and why she didn't want you to be near the button for too long. Crackfic, GLaDOSx1500 Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button...yeah.

An inquisitive and poetic look into the mind of TF:A's Blitzwing. Critique always welcome!

Nick, Rochelle, Ellis and Coach find the bodies of a family. Affecting one of the survivors in a way no one expected.

The Karma Charger is always watching... Rated T for violence

Starscream is sick of losing to the ninja so this time he planed ahead.

A one-shot. Prussia decides to bother Austria. Hungary is not impressed. The following is made of fail. Yeah.

Crona is a mental hospital patient with alot of problems, Maka is just a average girl who ends up meeting him when taking her best friend Soul to the Mental Hospital. CronaxMaka story.

Barney and Alyx fight over heavy weapons, Gordon tries to defuse the situation. Wrote this a long time ago, hope you like it. If not, too bad.

Francis and Rochelle play a little game. Oneshot. Rated for slight language.

Bumblebee and Bulkhead search the Autobot base for Sari.

OLD drabble, Spoilers for Fragile, Read at own risk. She had been worth it, worth everything they'd gone through just to get her, and he wouldn't have traded her for anything. Prowl/Bee sparkling pilot fic. Info inside.

Austria wants to tell Hungary how he feels about her, but can only come up with music. Inspiration from the song "Love Is Not a Victory March" by Katherine Jenkins.

All Roderich and Elizaveta wanted to do is take a nice date to the movies... but of course Gilbert had to want to tag along...

ProwlXBee fic...Wavefur basing fic to be honest XD Beware shippers, Prowl is always watching O O And adorable sparkling Echo is just one of my many victims...Echo C Regretfuldragon, NOT ME! Attica is mine tho ONE-SHOT, please R&R!

Maka, Soul, BS, Tsubaki, Kid, Patti and Liz are trapped in Chrona's game but what they don't know is they'll be unlocking their deadly sin: Lust, Greed, Gluttony, Pride, Wrath, Envy and Sloth. How long can you keep your sanity? Romance/deaths included.

Sequel to "Down By The Bay" Since the split of Blitzwing's personalities, the Decepticons have to face their most challenging feat yet. Putting up with all three of them. Permanent Hiatus: GUYS THIS STORY HASN'T BEEN TOUCHED IN FOUR YEARS! QUIT ASKING!

ONE-SHOT: Fragile Re-write. Fragile is by Regretfuldragon. The first part C to her. Contains angst and some fluff. PROWLXBUMBLEBEE! Don't like slash? Don't read! Please R&R! D

Francis slips up with the shotgun and Rochelle pays the price.

The Announcer leaves to take care of some... buisness. Heavy thinks it would be a good idea to 'borrow' her swimming pool...

Death the Kid needs a swimming partner, and who better than the ever-athletic Maka Albarn? Feelings and sexual tensions bloom as their friends struggle to bring the shinigami and the scythe meister together. Will they succeed? Anime canon. KidxMaka.

Now a Series! Join the Team Fortress 2 Gang as they get into some of the most random, sickest, and most twisted situations created by an insane, young, and violent author! What kind of twistedness is in store for our mercenaries?

Complete. "I used to work for Hersch once, until some guy laughed at my little brown shorts and I beat him to death." Francis had morals; he would not hit kids or teens. The teen's jerk of a father though? He could handle hitting him. Rated for language.

As Alyx mourns the loss of her father, Gordon offers his support in the only way he knows how: silently. Gordon x Alyx. :: ONE-SHOT

TFA / Wheeljack saw Perceptor smile once, and only once.

Soap Operas, Toaster Poppies, Pie, Paint Ball, Hospital Trips and more in this Black Star centric day of nauseating shenanigans.

Alex Newton was an ordinary guy, or at least he thought he was, until he found out he was a Sim.

Drabble: Chell always did what GLaDOS expected her to do. Until she expected her to die in a fire pit.

He sits on the school building's rooftop everyday during lunchtime, just to spend a moment in peace alone. But then one day, she comes and sits next to him. She teaches him how to smile... But smiles don't last forever. Oneshot. KidxMaka

In the Zanotto household a very special list can be found.

Dr. Franken Stein was mad, there was no doubt about it. But what really drove him insane was Death The Kid and his constant waging war against asymmetry. Oneshot Not Yaoi

She was such a big part of his world, even if he didn't realize it himself. Now that she was gone, a piece of her remained at least. This odd... Communication they had. KiddxMaka NOT A ONE-SHOT alternates between kid and maka's POVS starting with kid.

Liz misses Kid, and she observes the unhelpfulness of ice cream, girl flicks, and sleepovers in making the hurt in his absence go away. Implied Kid/Liz. Slight Kid/Patti.

The prep version of My Immortal, by Tara Gilesbie AKA xxxbloodyrists666xxx. So goffik people, no flaming!

More song drabbles! XD Even if Sentinel thinks he is worthless, Bumblebee knows he is loved.

It wasn't supposed to be this way. They were supposed to go in, take care of the stupid beast, and get out. Simple. Why did it all go so wrong?

Everything just seemed to stop when the sisters heard a cry coming from behind the large doors. “K-Kid-I-I don’t think this is right!”

Gordon Freeman is a man of few words, but unknown to most, he was a boy of many. It takes a lot to silence a child, and in some cases, that silence lasts. Definitely not canon, but I wouldn't call it AU. Moderately disturbing.

Sequel to Tonight I Wanna Cry They understood his loss, why he couldn't forgive. What they don't understand is why he seems to blame them as well.

Because nobody is not a sinner. Not even them.//Seven Deadly Sins, KiddMaka

Death City along with all of its citizens are slowly recovering from battle when Chrona and Kid find themselves drawn to one another. Will things turn out well for the couple? Or will it all end in heartbreak? Super fluffy, post-anime fic.

Just for a few seconds, at least. Spoilers for the end of the game, and new ending?

/Oneshot/ If there was anything he knew concerning this situation, it was that he wished saying the phrase 'I love you' would not be a lie. /TFA Perceptor Red Alert AlertxPerceptor PerceptorxRed/

Life was a petty thing, Hungary thought as she walked over to the man who wouldn’t see her and rested a hand on his shaking back that he wouldn’t feel. An unfair and cruel thing that seeks to destroy happiness.

Bumblebee mourns for what he has lost and what could've been. ONE-SHOT, rating may or may not change. Just in-case.

/Oneshot/ Red Alert had no idea how she was supposed to do her job without her dominant hand. /TFA slight AU Perceptor Red Alert Wheeljack Mainframe Red AlertxPerceptor/

Elizaveta is determined to find out who Gilbert wants to ask out for the school dance. If that means bullying his friends, being hired by Gilbert to slave over a cake, and invading his diaries, so be it. Chap 6: You broke your promise.

Sasha has never been fond of parties. SashaMilla oneshot.

A bunch of random stories I did for my friends on DFAF. WHOO! ...no slash/pedo pairings here...but lots...and LOTS of insanity.

Austria never wanted a family. The idea was pointless. Until he met his little girl. His little, human daughter.

/Oneshot/ Do you know how it feels to have the person you love the most be the equivalent of an inanimate object? /TFA Red AlertxPerceptor Perceptor Alert/

TV Interviews is back! This season, we interview GlaDOS, the maleviolent AI with a Cake obsession.

Sari holds a seance for fun, but it went array.

With Black Mesa on the verge of knocking Aperture Science out of business, the Chief Financial Officer of Aperture Science holds a board meeting to find new ways to save money. And cake. Oneshot, rated K plus for GLaDOS being evil.

A Autobot youngling and Decepticon youngling meet without knowing who they are, and decide that they will team up and work together! // For 100 themes list.

This is I what think it should've ended.

Somewhere in Austria, Roderich felt a distinct disturbance in the force. Or, In which Gilbert fails at both music and wooing green eyed brunettes. And no I do not mean Lithuania. PrusHun.

In a need to come up with a science fair project, Mainframe and Wheeljack slip some high grade in Perceptor's oil, and record the hilarious results. Parody of Strong Bad Email "caffeine". One-shot.

Lyrics for the song Still Alive from Portal, only changed to fit the ending of the original Half Life. As sung by Gordon Freeman. Updated a little; It's better this way.

I have headcrabs.

57. Sacrifice. He died for a reason.

An crossover between Fullmetal Alchemist and Soul eater. With shugo chara, doctor who, sailor moon, vocaliod and a few more. Very random. Rated T because my friend said so. Contains Death, Some naughty language and Randomness

Coach didn't like that chocolate helicopter comment Nick made, but things take a strange turn out of left field.

Synopsis: As dear Dr. Breen ascends the impossibly slow Combine lift to the interdimensional teleporter, he reminisces about the Seven Year war as well as his part in recent human history. Contains contradictions to established Breen Character Orthodoxy.

Just trust us.

Soldier proves that he's not always a jerk. Inspired by Shy-Light.

Her purpose is so belittling.

TFA universe: Set a little after Megatron Rising: Prowls brief encounter with a new threat to Detroit leads up to a domino affect. He soon discovers silence and self decipline won't be enough to save him.

Elizaveta wonders about what to get Roderich for his birthday. Implied AustriaxHungary

He's never been one for presents or celebrations, so how does Roderich spend his one thousand thirty-third birthday?

Having been banned from Trick-or-treating, Sari is bored out of her mind and decides to pass some time by prank-calling her friends. Co-written with Tehmarishal

Very short oneshot. Takes place during Lowlife, based on the "Zombine" joke. Gordon doesn't get it, and doesn't think it's very funny, so leaves Alyx alone in the dark.

TFA. Jetfire and Jetstorm aren't like other Autobots: but what burden can a pair of wings possibly amount to? Watching them celebrated on the battlefield and shunted away at home, Jazz knows all too well, even if Magnus' flying freaks don't have a clue.

Have you ever wondered where Dr. Kleiner gets all of the equipment sitting in his lab? Barney goes on a quest to find out. Rated K . Oneshot.

Pure crack one-shot. Elizaveta guiltily indulges in some yaoi, and Gilbert sets up a blog. Implies that Ore-sama no blog existed before April Fools. Set a few years back. ElizavetaxGilbert if you squint really hard. Slightly OOC.

TFA one-shot. Megatron and Blitzwing discover that while some things are best left to the imagination, others are really, really not. Mature humor.

What should have been a well earned vacation for Soldier and Sniper ends up turning in to a desperate fight for dear life. One Shot.

My first Animated story. Crackfic, Oneshot.

An angsty little piece about Samara's feelings toward the world right before her untimely demise. Oneshot. Please read and review!

A first-person story revolving from the perspective of Gordon Freeman after the tragic end of Half-Life 2: Episode 2. Rated K. *SPOILERS*

Blurr witnesses the fall of Cybertron. Unfortunately, he can't do anything about it. Oneshot. Songfic: Decemberists' 'Infanta'. Dark themes, hinted non-con.

Alyx Vance has found a camera, and she's determined to take pictures of her friends! We know this won't end well.

Two childish rebels, Rob and Timothy, have stolen Freeman's crowbar and glasses! It's all fun and games when you pretend to be Dr. Freeman for a night, until you find out you've been being watched. . .

Setting: pre-Black Mesa Incident. How an accident prone, laconic scientist and his wise cracking security guard side-kick might have met. And what kind of hijinks might have ensued. Barney's POV

Hungary writes about her time as a servant in Holy Roman Empire's house.

Ratchet never shirks when it comes to taking care of his comrades--even if they ARE total morons. /TFA'verse. Oneshot.\

Gordon attempts to find some health vials to heal an injury on the road to White Forest. In his pain and confusion, he chooses a quite different liquid for his wounds. Oneshot.

Something went wrong with Gordon. Can he find out what has been going on during his slumber? Rated T for Mild Language, Violence, and Mild Blood

And yet, through the blood and the rain, he finds some way to stand up straight and fight. Character analysis.

Sequel to "The Cure for the Nightmare". Death the Kid and Maka Albarn go on a "Friends' Day Out", but can't seem to agree on one difficult issue. Meanwhile, a witch plots her revenge. When the time comes, Kid will have to make a choice. And so will Maka.

Kid, Maka, and their weapons are sent on a mission to hunt a witch. But, when Maka gets angry at her usual companion and gets closer to another, will the mission bring two meisters together in a way neither would have expected? KidXMaka T for language

It's been a while since Prowl died, and everyone is grieving sorrowfully. See how all of the Autobots feel about their lost friend, how they deal with his noble death and how his spirit comes back to help out. Sad fic. Dedicated to TFA Prowl

Just some random thoughts by Gordon ... although .. depends on what you consider 'random'. My collection of little stories set in different parts of the game.

My first Fan fiction it's mostly about Alyx and Barney's feelings towards Gordon before he arrived in HL2 so just please read and review it's mostly Non Canon but some of it's familiar

He was like an older brother... and now he's gone. Takes place after "Endgame."

Gordon goes through a journey of self realization. Also, Gordon is spelled Gordan in this continuity.

AU. Being alone with Gilbert in a humid car while the albino... made noises of a sexual nature every time innocent townspeople passed by, somehow, wasn't high on Elizaveta's to do list. Why did the guy have to have such a weird sense of humor anyway?

Sasha realizes he waited too long with Milla. Sadfic. Be warned: Milla's backstory has been tweaked a bit herein.

Francis hates Witches. What a surprise. When he startles one, he gets more surprise then he bargained for. Rated for the survivors' potty mouths. CRACKFIC!

He ignored their warnings, he knew what he was getting into. :oneshot drabble:

TFA: "Prowl would never admit it to anyone, but it rankled when Lockdown called him 'kid.'" Doesn't actually have anything to do with Lockdown. By BlackMarketTrombones.

TFA: When Blitzwing's personality is stuck on Random, that can only mean one thing...those poor Decepticons... This story is completed

And suddenly he is standing in the middle of an intersection unlike any he's ever seen before. Contains SPOILERS for Endgame, yet relates to my Light series. You'll see how when you read.

TFA: SPOILERS FOR SEASON 3 FINALE! It was a part of their creed: Never sacrifice a piece of the future to bring back the past. Never. No matter how much you want to. By BlackMarketTrombones.

A series of short looks at different characters lending a hand in the Whispering Rock kitchen.

TFA: Bumblebee makes a very strange decision regarding interfacing. The Autobots are pretty dubious about it.

Season 3 spoilers! What if during Prowl's flashback, he actualy ended up meeting Bumblebee for the first time without realising it? This is fan created deleted scene of what else took place before and after the protoforms were stolen. Slight Prowl/BBee

Death the Kid never did like the three white stripes in his hair. He felt that they made him look ugly. Can a certain purple eyed weapon convince him otherwise? KidXTsubaki

Kid is depressed and seeks comfort from a friend. Can a "scentless flower" cheer him up? KidXTsubaki

Sari Sumdac discovers that her “upgrade” in Transwarped has some subtler side effects.

When America hears suspicious sounding noises concerning Austria and Hungary coming from Austria’s hotel room, what should he do? Tell everyone else, of course! WARNING: Sexual references.

Summary: Sasha and Milla are on a mission, and Milla knows the only escape route. Sasha x Milla. Heavy fluff.

TF:A. Every second in command needs to meet four requirements: act as an anchor, offer assistance whenever needed, be a confidante, and provide balance. Prowl/Optimus.

She leads him out of the line of fire, one step at a time. Austria/Hungary.

Outtakes of The Ring 2. Rated for language.

The Lines of Sanzu are as important to a Shinigami as a heart is to a human. Without them life is simply not possible. Death the Kid comes to learn of this the hard way when the black rains begin to fall…

MADNESS? THIS... IS... SUMMER CAMP! Yes, I did this after consuming vast amounts of sugar. No more questions. DEAD. Have fun reading, don't review. I don't particularly want to be reminded of this pile of crap.

Milla dreams of Sasha's death. Sasha x Milla oneshot, very light fluff. Rated T for images that could potentially be disturbing if one had a creative imagination.

TF Animated. A cute series of everyday events involving Prowl and Sari. Prowl learns about candy, school, real sleepovers, stealing and so much more. What else could he expect from an eight year old?

Tf:A Prowl, Jazz, Highgrade and a M rating. Do you really need a better summery then that?

Nobody understands the crazy, annoying decepticon. This might help. Yet, it may scare you.

One-shot. Chell gets her just desserts!... Or not.

Mila finds a red box in Sasha's lab. Little does she know that it would change her life forever. SashaXMilla. My first story. Please review!

Raz just got an invitation to a wedding. He even got a paper cut when said invitation popped out of his ear.

Deploying surprise in five... four...

Ratchet doesn't talk about the Great Wars. He doesn't talk about old friends turned traitor or acts of violence that scar 'bots for life... and he certainly doesn't talk about it to a tiny female organic, even if she IS a friend. Ratchet-Sari bonding! TFA

Spirit Albarn never thought he would have to offer parenting advice to another individual. Features Shinigami, Spirit Albarn and Death the Kidd.

How Black Star became Maka and Soul’s friend. Meeting a star does for unforeseen situations.

OLD: TFA ficlet, centered around Prowl and Fanzone. There are some things a 'bot is just better off not knowing.

The voices of the children won't leave Milla alone. Almost driven to the brink of insanity, Milla is one day visited by two strange men. One says he wants to help. The other, wants to recruit. One shot

Transformers Animated: Takes place within the "Fistful of Energon" episode. Focuses on Prowl's addiction to upgrades/modifications. COMPLETE!

TFA- Universe: Prowl comes across Blackarachnia one night during his rounds. Instead of fighting the two have a conversation about her problem and she realizes that not everyone looks down on her for what she became.

Animated When Sari had explained to Bumblebee what April Fools day was, the idea of anything good coming out of the resulting situation was lost to the overhearing Ratchet.

SpongeBob tries getting his boating license but things go horribly wrong.

Another victim of advertizing.

One of the weirdest and most twisted blue's clues you will ever read!

6 years after Psychonauts, Razputin is not happy. Meanwhile, deep in the Psychonauts Headquarters, an Elite 'Naut is mysteriously attacked and left in a coma, and Milla and Sasha, at odds, must step up to the plate. SashaxMilla, RazxLilixOC. Spoilers.

Not even dead girls can resist Johnny Depp...