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Joined 03-06-10, id: 2279370, Profile Updated: 04-04-10

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz(I have blonde highlights :P)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a btch.(I'm bitchy sometimes xD)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(Psh, the hell I will(not) XD)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.(Sometimes, mostly agnostic)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.(I just don't care :D)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (not all the time)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.(I’m only 1/18th)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo(Nah, just 75 of all my shirts are cuz they're all mainly from Hot Topic XD)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend(i'd need a boyfriend in the first place)
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(Uh, no. I just consider myself pretty, you should too unless you're a guy...then it's handsome? xD)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(used to have straight A's xD)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(Nah, just like coloring my highlights :P)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(I'm a girl and I'm straight...)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.(I was one before :P)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fcking them all. (I don't even like them that way)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm not a lesbian)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.(Nah, my boobs are just naturally bigger than 84 of most of my female friends and my mom's... ._.")
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(Nah, I'm just me and I like to do what I want so suck it :P)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (I think my Grandpa was german...or grandma...but nope)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO(Sadly, I have no gay friends...like 2 bi's but I'm straight :D)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy(maybe sometimes...but not really)
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.(I'm sometimes lazy but I mostly wanna go out and hang with friends 89 of the time xD)
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST going in the wrong direction(Uh, no. I'm just too young xD)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(Haha, nope :P)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly (not in the least :D)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (I hate people who think this)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (what the hell your a dork because one day us band people will be famous while you live in a dumpster)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black(most of my friends are from south africa, and they're black, but i don't think i'm black. one of my other black friends thinks she's white, though)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(Nah, I just don't like being a CLONE :D)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(no, just emotional abuse from fifth to tenth grade)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (Just a lil)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.(not true i am mean and i hang with self PROCLAIMED losers whom fight with the cool kids)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.(Nope :D)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I fight with cool kids, so i must be a Goth or emo.(Nah
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.(No, I just don't like the brightness and heat, I prefer moonlight and nighttime :D)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.(I don't either, I just like to have fun. :D)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.(Not everyone, but I do have different friends from different cliques...?)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.(Nope, they do what they do, I do what I do.)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.(Not entirely but I kept competive and braggy when they think I suck or they're better then me ._.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(That sums it up)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.(I am crazy-fun :D)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.(Naw, just speak my mind :D)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a btch.(anger issues)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.(Alot of people read manga...)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.(Nope. Just artistic :D)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(Uh, I'm just loud mouthed xD)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(I'm too happy to be emo xD)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(I don't think they have a specific one for me xD)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(Nah, sharks are cooler than vamps :P)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future(only applies to white males who own land)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser(Uh, no one's consider popular at my school :P)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy(I just don't like Global warming and everything)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Uh no, not in the least)
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.(Gross. No.)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.(I sometimes am xD)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.(Nope, I'm very social XD)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.(Nope. Just don't like how they run. xD)

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Those Lovely Young Men Across the Street by science-nerd-surely reviews
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Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,602 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Temari, Hidan
Papercut, Happy Belated Birthday Konan by aug325 reviews
One Shot. Hidan woke up 6 days later in a near drunken state from his ritual. He missed Konan's birthday, and he has to make up for it. HidaKona. PeinKona implied. Kakuzu and Hidan Bromance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Hidan, Konan - Complete
Akatsuki Do Yoga by Keono reviews
What happens when Pein forces all of Akatsuki to do Yoga? A LOT CAN HAPPEN! rated for language and suggested themes! hint of SasoDei... well more then a hint but you get it! Enjoy! Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Of Shadows and Blood by Tally Mai-chan reviews
AU. ShikxTemxHidan. Temari had to drop school to get a job and take care of her bothers. So what happens when two guy's fight for her love? She blinks a few times before slamming the door in their faces, muttering things like "Did I pay the water bill?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Temari, Hidan
Good Friends and Best Friends by TwistedRaver reviews
The difference between a good friend and a best friend is within their actions. Rating just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Gave It All Up by RainingSprinklesDownMyThroat reviews
HidaSaku:: AU. Every morning Sakura would go for a run down by the beach. .:One-Shot:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Just a Game by wolf08 reviews
OLD, DISCONTINUED. Objective: Keep a steady relationship for 3 weeks. The risk: Fangirls uncovering his secret weakness. The goal: Freedom. The possible side-effect: Falling in love... Is the dare the truth? SasuSaku. High school AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,741 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Music and Mayhem by Echeziel reviews
Sakura is lead singer in a band called the Kunoichi Five, which plays regularly at popular bar. But what happens when a band that rivals their skill and talent appears, and Sakura falls head over heels for THEIR lead singer? Read to find out. HidaSaku. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan