Howdy! Name's Jas. My expertise lies in eating, sleeping, and procrastinating. I waste my life as a retail slave, though I hope to pursue a career in writing (if I ever work up the stones to show anyone my original work). The only work I plan to post here is for fandoms that have lost steam in the past few years but I'm a sucker for nostalgia.

I dabble in art as well, which can be found on my tumblr and deviantart. Fair warning, you may see some NSFW content there. Fics will be posted on AO3 as well.

Things to know:

1) She/her pronouns
2) I know my url is stupid
3) Plaid is rad
4) I talk like a 90s surfer

Don't be a stranger. Have a question/concern/rant? Comment, PM me, drop an ask to my tumblr on anon if you're shy, send a carrier pigeon... Whatever floats your boat.

No really, talk to me I'm lonely