One dazzingly beautiful and talented Ravenclaw. One excessively sarcastic second year. One clinically insane blueblooded, greenhating Slytherin. One inhalertoting gangsta honey. One lovesick nerd in punk's clothing. One freaking hilarious story. It's an i
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 3/20/2005