Piper gets a new job as a babysitter and meets a very interesting family. What will Piper do when she finds herself falling into the arms of the irresistible yet irrevocably annoying Alex Vause. Rated T for language. Will soon be rated M for more.

Multi-chapter AU. Piper is an up and coming boxer who is haunted by the events of her past. Emotionally distant she avoids any emotive connections at all costs. That is until her world is sudden turned upside down when she meets the enigma that is Alex Vause. Vauseman

It has been over four years since Piper Chapman left Litchfield Penitentiary and she thinks so much as changed. But as she turns the key in the ignition of her car it's not only the engine she brings to life. Meanwhile back at Litchfield Alex Vause is about to get the one thing she had been dreaming of for years...freedom. Vauseman! Rated T due to the occasional use of language.