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Poll: What ninja is the hottest ninja or konichi in Naruto? This is open for boys and girls. Vote Now!
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Joined 12-13-07, id: 1444138, Profile Updated: 07-03-08
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Name: xxKiba's Cute Puppyxx

Gender: What do you guys think? GIRL

Location: OH it will be a happy day when I give that out! For now... You peoples can't know where I live! MAHAHAHAHA!

Age: Noneya.

Favorite Band: Casting Crowns

Favorite song: What if His People Prayed, Everyman

Naruto Characters

Naruto Uzumaki: Naruto is one of my favorites, he is funny, nice, and cares for everyone! Despite his rivalry with Sasuke, it just makes him stronger. He has never had a dad, the closest one to him is Iruka, he cared for Naruto.

Sasuke Uchia: He is the biggest stuck up person ever, but still cute. He thinks everything has to be about him! I understand where he comes from, but when Sakura tried to stop from leaving the village he treated her nothing!

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you like sitting on top of things because your vertically challenged copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you know a video game charecter or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. ShadowWolf315 (cough cough occasionally... sometimes... ok ok a lot) AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), o.OEvanglineO.o (Do It All the Time!!), Bloodlustkunoichi (che...i aint called a klutz for nuthin ya know) Kiba's cute puppy (wonder why I am all bruised up?)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile (oh! if only!)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their Butts off!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714, cyber-porygon, Program X.A.N.A., Shining Pheonix, xan.tanuki, o.OEvangelineO.o, Bloodlustkunoichi, Kiba's cute piuupy

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap

Whoa!! That pretty much sums up my best friend Katie

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Forget - Not Mine

Forget his name, forget his face,
Forget his kiss and warm embrace.
Forget the time you spent together.
Forget it all he is gone forever.
Forget the fact that he once cared,
Forget the love that he once shared.
Forget his love that once was true,
Remember now there is someone new.

Forget you cried all night long,
Forget him when they play your song.
Forget how close you once were.
Remember how he chose her.

Forget you memorized the way he walked.
Forget the way that he talked.
Forget the times he made you mad
Remember how he made you feel so sad.

Forget the thrills when he said, "Hi!"
Forget the times he made you cry.
Forget the way he said your name.
Remember now he is not the same.

Forget you saw him yesterday.
Forget his gentle and teasing way.
Forget the things you had planned to do.
Remember now he is not with you.

Forget the times that went so fast.
Forget it all it is in the past.
Forget he said, I'll leave you never.
Remember now he is gone forever.

Forget the past that I once knew.
Forget it all leave it too.
Because he no longer loves me...
….He loves you.….

Unspoken love
Not Mine

She'd known him her entire life
She always dreamed to be his wife
Just his smile made her heart melt
But she never told him how she felt

Forever hoped to have him here
Always dreamed to hold him near
Time passed and they both did grow
But still she never let him know

Perfect chances passed her by
But she just couldn't tell this guy
No matter what she'd ever do...
He still didn't have a clue
But one day her whole world did end
When she heard news from a friend
About the wreck he'd gotten in...
She'd never see his smile again

Now at his grave she softly cries
The tears running from sad eyes
This hurting girl whose heart is broken
All because of love unspoken

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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Birthday by Ziazan reviews
It's Kiba's birthday and everything is going as planned. But because of his nature, something unthinkable happens...oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Hinata's Story by RagingDragon04 reviews
Naruto is out on a mission for 6 months. When he gets back Tsunade gives him a package from Hinata... Why doesnt Hinata give it to him herself? Read and Find out. NaruHina Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cry by reaganld94 reviews
“That’s funny,” he chuckled. “Because I knew it when I saw you cry.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Otogakure Ninja Academy by megzx reviews
Hinata is transfered to the sound ninja academy to become stronger. As she rapidly gains strength and confidence, will she be able to survive the missions and conflicts between rebellious students? [HinaKimi, slight HinaSakon HinaKiba, Others]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,740 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hinata H., Kimimaro K.
Wilted Sunflowers by megzx reviews
Sakura is depressed and sick of life. She slowly and desturctively tears herself away from the world. A boy she doesn't even know steps into her life at the wrong time, how far will he go in order to save her? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,553 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Akatsuki Campfire No Jutsu! by megzx reviews
The Akatsuki is on a cracktastic camping trip in their backyard. Ridiculous silliness written for a laugh. Really old, written before I knew Pein and Konan's own names. Lots of Yaoi references, nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,734 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Don't Mess With Tenten by alwaysanissa reviews
Tenten has been slacking off while training with Neji. What will happen when Neji finds out the reason behind it all? One Shot, humorous in MY mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
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Please Remeber Me reviews
Hinata gets in a car crash, but she forgets the most important person. Kibahina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Ways to Annoy Voldemort reviews
Funny, humorous, mean ways to annoy Voldemort.... A\N: Ignore the Naruto name please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Voldemort