“You bounce so roughly that you leave the seat for a moment.”

Prowlie makes Soundwave think twice.

Such is His glory.

presently, presently;

if anyone's still out there (and i believe you are), i am extremely sorry for the lack of updates. er, i don't have many worthy reasons. i was disheartened by DotM and i did get swallowed up by another fandom and i was working hard at uni and now i've got an adult job and blah blah blah. i'm working on updates for everything though, nothing is abandoned. promise! i may be slow but i'm sort of sturdy (like bulkhead). WHY DOES THIS SITE KEEP CHANGING SO DRASTICALLY STOP IT STOP IT STOP. ugh everything looks so weird and new. anyway- i am in fact both alive and intending to finish everything i've started, so lose no hope, worthy friends! your patience shall be rewarded. i love you!

in the meantime!;

you can ever so commonly find me on tumblr- don't be afraid! i'd love to be tumblr friends. ;u;

also, if you like these scribblings of mine, you might well be interested in The Hunt for Prime;

the divine clumsy peg and i are in the process of writing the aforementioned together, which is our own version of transformers three. you can find it on her page! i've even provided links, so pop over and tell us what you think! :D

stay grinning inanely, good people! kB C:

fandoms C:

yesyesyessssss. supernatural merlin life on mars transformers lord of the rings sherlock (bbc and 2009 Cx) star wars make me a happy beast. i'm twenty-one now, an actual adult. Where have the years gone-! and having a jolly time with life. in fact, it's so jolly that it bursts out of me into the keyboard and onto the interwebs. i'd like to point out that this is actually all thanks to one of my friends, who genuinely coerced me on here. if she hadn't, i'd have been too much of a nervous wreck to post anything. what i'm trying to say is that if you're currently a little bit nervous but want to post, do it! what's the worst that could happen, right? and if you're still prancing about in indecision, feel free to send me a message and i'll help in any way i can. i don't bite! i only giggle, honestly. C: this site has done a lot for me, and i'd like to think i could help others.

(good ol' bromances make my life:) pretty much every single relationship in supernatural and transformers: prime (gahhhhhhhh take my soul the both of you, tf:p is my holy grail i swear) merlin arthur (oh, the sheer adorable cuteness), gene sam (for the gruff denial/ who's going to punch the other first), kakashi naruto (because it can be so so so cute), sam bumblebee optimus (although if only it was explored a little more ;_;), holmes watson/sherlock john (simply exquisite), the doctor the master (oh if only the master could have been a companion!), frodo sam (sweet god, nothing needs to be said here), kirk spock (ahhh, the beauty!) and obi-wan anakin (might cry about now), oh, merlin gwaine (might be the cutest thing ever. ever.) and erik charles (my heart breaks when i think about them. D':). most of my heart lies with those majestic cybertronians, though. goodtimes. this makes me a transfan- and a narutard. i'm not sure what this makes me altogether. :/ a transtard? maybe. who knows? does anyone?

my darlings

clumsy peg: i genuinely cannot imagine my life without you. the laughs you give me are incessant, i love the unending variety of our conversations, and you always seem to know almost exactly what i'm thinking. our injokes have actually taken over my life, and barely a day goes by without me randomly cackling about psycho timmy, hidalgo, nefarrib, indeed- how can i list everything here? truly our banter is one of the best things ever; i have no clue how boring i would be without it. one day we shall literally romp together again as Prowlie's children!

nessus: you are an inspiration, and surely one of the sweetest, selfless people i have ever had the fortune to meet. honestly if i had no other support for my fics but you, i would write for you until my fingers broke from overuse. your wisdom, relentless encouragement and cheer give me far more than i can ever express. we seem to not only understand but reflect each other's opinions, and genuinely i adore conversing with you over everything and anything, it never tires. i am honoured to know you.

messy little differences: my love, my everything. you give me courage to write, have the patience and enthusiasm to listen to me waffle relentlessly about my ideas, and the passion to more than hold your own in our fandom discussions. you know i am yours until the end of time. (levelofcheese:camembert)

...i've got a fat stubby dog barking, so i need to shut her up. excuse me, viewer-of-profile. go and roam in the lush green meadow that is fanfiction! go! or message me if you're irritated with the slow updates, if you want to rant about how merlin ended so bizarrely, if you choked on your tears at the final episode of robin hood, if transformers prime ended too soon, if you're too busy cry-laughing at revenge of the fallen to notice all the idiotic moments, if you want my opinion on something, if you love the beeb, if you've found a four-leaf clover, if you're hoping against hope that transformers four is actually not going to be a punch in the face, if you want to tell me which story to update next (because it certainly helps ;P), if you try everyday to live up to your family name and face full life consequences, or if you just want to natter about anything! i'm here, lurking in the interwebs like gollum in the shadows. C;

to be daunted by no difficulty; to keep heart when all have lost it;

to go through intrigue spotless; to forgo even ambition when the end is gained-

who can say this is not greatness?

right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.