Yes, there are a bunch of stupid stories. Yes, I am comfortable with that. I am enlightened.

Big Brawl In Little Kingdom

When local plumber Mario Mario and his older brother Luigi go to the Mayor's estate to work on a "political problem" assigned by the Mayor's aid while the Mayor is in the midst of a business meeting in the neighboring kingdom of Sarasa, anthropomorphic lizard creatures arrive and kidnap the Mayor's daughter, Daisy, into the bottom of the sink. To rescue them, Mario and Luigi journey into the mysterious Sewer World beneath the Mayor's Estate, where he faces a number of perilous obstacles and battles mutant turtle dragon creatures and a sinister 2,000-year old dragon – an evil, tyrannical ruler named King Koopa.

Centuries ago, Bowser and his kingdom were sent to the center of the Earth to reside for all of eternity, this transforming the Kingdom into a volcanic location known as the Dark Land, and the only way that he could raise his kingdom and redeem his fallen species was to marry a woman of ancestral Princess blood and sacrifice her. Koopa is served by his endless horde of shell-backed, mutant, super creatures known as "Koopas" and "Goombas" and by his own children the Koopalings – seven super strong henchmen named Morton, Iggy, Ludwig, Roy, Wendy, Larry, and Lemmy. Mario and Luigi are aided in their quest by Daisy's younger sister Peach Toadstool, a horse-riding champion swordsman cowboy named Link, Luigi's friend Elvin Gadd, and a helpful gang of good-spirited of Mushroom creatures known as the Toads.

ABANDONING ALL STORIES TO WORK ON NO MORE HEROES AND KILLER 7 NOVELIZATIONS...

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