"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

the statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!

"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have."

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Whoever said nothing was impossible obviously never try stopping a revolving door.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!"

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I (sometimes) DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm not even a guy)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm a FEMALE VIDEOGAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (ok crazy i'll agree with)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Or a vampire)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean..
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.