Melchizedeck
 I HATE DOING DISCLAIMERS FOR EVERY CHAPTER SO I AM GOING TO DO ONE NOW! I DO NOT OWN MAXIMUM RIDE! I WILL ALSO PUT A DISCLAIMER IN MY SUMMARY! Guy Side: Girl Side: I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Nova Ride,FaxRideAllTheWay, Silvermusic384, WordsUnsaid, eternalreader62, Melchizedeck. Favourite book: Max: a Maximum Ride Novel by James Patterson Favourite food: Don't have a favourite Favourite Quote: Gus Portokalos Toula, there's two kinds of people: Greeks and everybody else who wish they were Greeks.[to Ian's parents] Welcome to my home. Over here is my brother, Ted, and his wife, Melissa, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. Over here, my brother Tommy, his wife Angie, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. And here, my brother George, his wife Freda, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. Taki, Sophie, Kari, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, uh, Nikki, and I am Gus.[at the wedding reception] Hello. Welcome to the Portokalos family and welcome the-the Miller family. I-I was thinking last night, um, the night before my-my daughter was gonna marry, uh, I-an Miller, that, um, you know, the root of the word Miller is a Greek word. Miller come from the Greek word Milo, which is mean apple, there you go. As many of you know, our name Portokalos is come from the Greek word Portokali, which means orange. So, okay, here tonight we have, uh, apple and orange... we all different, but, in the end, we all fruit.And just about every other quote from 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding.'Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, singing(when no one can hear me), learning to play the ukelele, playing computer games, wathcing Monk, watching Psych, soccer, basketball, badminton, tennis. Favourite colour(s): Red, sapphire blue, green, orange you see in the sky when the sun is setting, purple(all but the light purple), indigo, black, silver, gold. I know, a lot of colours. Girl or Boy: Girl(GIRLS RULE, BOYS DROOL!) Favourite movie: My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Man: "Can I get your number?" 1. FIRST NAME? Sophia 2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope 3. SIBLINGS NAMES? Benjamín and Nicolás 4. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Probably around seven years ago when I moved to Spain. 5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Sure... 6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Salami 7. KIDS? No, I'm only 15. 8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Totally. I'm awesome ;) 9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yeah, for my drawings, song lyrics, bits of stories I created, etc. 10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? To put it simply, my mom and brothers learned from me. 11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Don't know what they are... 12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Pretty sure I already have... 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Coco Puffs. 14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Rarely. 15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Totally. 16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate. 17. SHOE SIZE? 11 women. 18. RED OR PINK? Red. 19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I am told that I can anger anyone... 20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My friends Laura, Julia and Juan Fran from Spain. 21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Their life. They do what they want. 22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Black sweatpants, no shoes. 23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Sandwich. 25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Black. 26. FAVORITE SMELL? Oranges? I don't really know. 27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My brother Nicolás. 28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Their face? It is normally the first thing you see... 29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copied this off of someones profile. 30. FAVORITE DRINK? Grape juice. 31. FAVORITE SPORT? Soccer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 32. EYE COLOR? Some people say light brown, others say darkish brown, others say hazel, others say green. Pick your favourite. 33. HAT SIZE? Isn't it just one size fits all? 34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No. 35. FAVORITE FOOD? Don't have one. 36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy ending. 37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? The Great Gatsby. 38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Sweatpants(black). 39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter 40. HUGS OR KISSES? Depends on the person. Mostly, neither, because I'm not a very touchy-feely person. I don't do expressing emotions very well. 41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Cookies? Or a blizzard from Dairy Queen? Both? Put your IPod on shuffle and press the next button and write down the name of the song. If somebody asks "Is this okay?" You say: Animal - Neon Trees What best describes your personality? Livin' on a Prayer - Bon Jovi What do you like in a guy? Tourniquet - Evanescense How Do You Feel Today? September - Daughtry What is your lifes purpose ? Decode - Paramore What is your motto? All Around Me - Flyleaf What Do Your Friends Think Of You ? Don't You Worry Child - Swedish House Mafia What Do You Think About Very Often ? Break Your Little Heart - All Time Low What do you think of your best friends? Everybody Talks - Neon Trees What do you think of the person you like ? Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down What is your life story? Apologize - Timbaland & OneRepublic What do your parents think of you? If It Mean A Lot To You - A Day To Remember What will you dance to at your wedding? Staplegunned - The Spill Canvas What will they play at your funeral? Hall of Fame - The Script featuring Will.I.Am. What do you think of your friends? Good Life - OneRepublic Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9% or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART Must press the Red button! Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. You can't fix stupid. I'm an angel honest... the horns are just there to keep the halo straight Darn! I thought I had hidden the pitch fork... did anyone notice the tail? Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. When in doubt...throw a chair. Even though he's gone, you can still hear the stupid. Wake Up, Read, Eat, Read, Go to School, Read, Eat, Read, Go to Sleep, Repeat Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. Watch out for the idiot behind me. I ran with scissors, and LIVED! Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. The reason your mama told you not to hit girls is they hit back harder, and sometimes repeatedly. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout STUPID Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand When life throws you lemons... throw something harder back! On a scale of one to crazy, I'm a penguin! I did not hit you... I simply high-fived your face. Of course I'm out of my mind... It's dark and scary in there! Happiness is just around the corner; too bad the world is round! Dumbass!!!! The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. The reason your mama told you not to hit girls is they hit back harder, and sometimes repeatedly. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout When life throws you lemons... throw something harder back! I did not hit you... I simply high-fived your face. Of course I'm out of my mind... It's dark and scary in there! Happiness is just around the corner; too bad the world is round! Dumbass!!!! The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a Spork. Be insane... because well-behaved girls never made history. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If annoyed further, I shall Spork your eyes out. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. I know the traffic signals by heart; green means go, yellow means speed up, and red means check for cops. Boys are like wine; They need to have the mess kicked out of them and be left to mature for a while before they become something you are able to have a meal with. I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call "friends" I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!! A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. When in doubt, push random buttons! You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! 'Curiosity killed the mutant bird kid.' Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more than one night..." The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide. Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I didn't say it was your fault... just that I was going to blame you My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Growing old is mandatory, growing up however... I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me! There are all kinds of art. There's the art of drawing, the art of dancing, the art of science, and of course the refined art of being an idiot Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. The light at the end of the tunnel is a freight train headed your way. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. The only way to make my PC faster is throwing it out the window. I am temporarily distracted by a sharp, shiny object. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way; wisdom is looking both directions anyway. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and bi*ch slap that mother f*cker upside the head Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Why don't you slip into something comfortable; like a coma. I will gladly help you. Define 'normal' I don't suffer from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it. Knowledge is power; Power is the root of all evil. Therefore study evil and excel at it. If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of Progress? Only two things are infinite: 1)The universe 2)Human stupidity There are few problems that can not be solved with large amounts of explosives. Boys don't fall for me; I trip them. Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. If you think I'm normal, you need to go to a mental hospital. What is this 'kindness' you speak of? We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch Write down 12 characters in a random order: 1. Max 2. Fang 3. Iggy 4. Nudge 5. Gazzy 6. Angel 7. Ella 8. Dr. Martinez 9. Total 10. Sam 11. Lissa 12. Dylan 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Angel and Lissa)NNNNNNOOOOO and NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Nudge)Sure, maybe to a guy but I don't think of girls that way. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Dylan and Dr. Martinez)That would be weird and everyone would most likely kill Dylan... 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? (Total)Not quite... 5.Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Fang and Angel)I don't think so because I support FAX 100%. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Gazzy/Total Gazzy/Sam)Neither really, but Sam if I had to choose. Why? Because both seem wrong on SOOOOOO many levels. 7. What would happen if Seven walk in on Two and Twelve making out? (Ella Fang/Dylan)It would probably never happen(well, not probably. More like never). If she did, she might scream and go tell everyone. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Iggy/Sam)Iggy is jealous of Max because he recently came to the realization that he is gay and he thinks Sam is his soulmate... Nope. Never going to happen. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Max/Dr. Martinez)Maybe... I don't know what fluff means... 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Ella/Dylan)Ella is hurt because Iggy chose Nudge over her. Dylan is hurt because Max chose Fang over him. They start talking and slowly start to develop feelings for each other. Were they meant to be? 11. If you wrote a songfic about One and Two, what song would you choose? (Max/Fang)Check Yes Juliet - We The Kings .:FIRE:. Total: 8 .:WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality. Total: 5 .:EARTH:. You have a close connection with nature. Total: 7 .:AIR:. Total: 10 .:DARKNESS:. You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. Total: 8 .:LIGHT:. You believe everything you see or hear. Total: 1 This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I don't even want to know how many I have done, the things in bold are the idiotic events that I have done.) 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17.Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (It wasn't by accident. Neither of them.) 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it(Wasn't by accident) 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam(dislocated a bone in my toe too.) 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back(they do?) 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell. Man: What are you doing Friday night? Woman: Not you. Man: If a fat man puts you in a sack don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. Woman: If a person comes in and drags you to the other side of the word don't worry. I told him I never wanted to see you again. Man I would die for you. Woman Prove it! Man: I think you're the best looking girl here. Woman: Well, I better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I? Man: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again? Woman: Yeah, but this time, don't stop. (For any Pickup Line) Woman: I like your approach, now let's see your departure. Man: Can I buy you a drink? Woman: Actually, I'd rather have the money. Man: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours. Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours. Man: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. Man: How did you get to be so beautiful? Woman: I must've been given your share. Man: Will you go out with me this Saturday? Woman: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend. Man: Your face must turn a few heads. Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs. Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! Woman: Okay, get out! Man: I think I could make you very happy. Woman: Why? Are you leaving? Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. Man: Can I have your name? Woman: Why? Don't you have one already? Man: Shall we go see a movie? Woman: I've already seen it. Man: Your legs must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day. Woman: Yeah I was trying to get out. Man: Hey there, I'm related to a horse *winks* Woman: So you're an ass? Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Let's start with your bank account. Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone. 1. Do you think Iggy is hot? Maybe a little. 2. Did you cry when Ari died? No. 3. Do you think Fang is hot? Maybe a little. More than Iggy or Dylan. 4. How do you pronounce Ari's name? Are - ee 5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu? No. I don't laugh too much. 6. In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage? No. But I did think he was insane. 7. Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX? No, but I did smile and think FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up? No, but I thought they were stupid. 9. Who is your favorite character? Maximum Ride 10. Do you like Jeb? Hate his guts. 11. Were you making a genuine "WHAAAAAT?" face when Max and Fang grew gills? Yup. What are they now? 97% human, 2, 1% fish? 12. Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX? Who wouldn't? And I started getting fed up with Angel's attitude in The Angel Experiment. She started acting weird after they rescued her from the school. Her bratty behavior started with the mind controlling she did to get celeste. In hind sight, maybe it started with her being a voice in Max's head. 13. Which book is your all time favorite? Max: A Maximum Ride Novel. 14. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be? No idea. 15. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod? Maybe when I'm reading a story with a song in it or when they are a band in the story. 16. Who do you think the voice should be? Nobody. 18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument? Maybe Nudge, Gazzy, Iggy, Angel. I can't imagine Max or Fang in the books learning an instrument. 19. MIGGY or FAX? Fax all the way! 1) Have you ever been asked out? 2) Where did you get your default picture? 3) What's your middle name? 4) Your current relationship status? 5) Does your crush like you back? 6) What is your current mood? 7) What color of underwear are you wearing? 8) What color shirt are you wearing? Black. 9) Missing something? Maybe. Not sure. 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? 12) Ever had a near death experience? 13) Something you do a lot? 14) The song stuck in your head? 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Let me look it up... Ross Lynch, Jude Law, etc. 17) When was the last time you cried? Probably around seven years ago. 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? That they're male. 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Cold coffee. 22) What's your biggest secret? 23) Favorite color? 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? 25) What are you? 26) Do you speak any other language? 27) What's your favorite smell? Apple. 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Worldwide. 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? No. Never kissed anyone. 30) What are you thinking about right now? 31) What should you be doing? 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My little brother. 33) Do you like working in the yard? 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? 36) What is your natural hair color? 37) Who was the last person to make you cry? It wasn't really a person. You know you're in an Artemis Fowl phase when you: *Can link every song you hear on the radio to Artemis Fowl *Have a poster in your room from a google image and are planning on getting another one *Read every stinking book over and over and over and over *Pretend to be Holly Short when you're supposed to be asleep *Even when your friends don't know Artemis Fowl, you pretend to be a fairy from the LEP *You run outside with a stick and call it your Neutron 3000 as you kick Opal's butt *Your writing this on your profile *You've been reading LOTS of Artemis Fowl FanFictions *You've been writing LOTS of AF FanFictions *You call Artemis Fowl AF a lot and everyone stares at you like "what?" *You play Artemis Fowl with your dolls and say Edward Cullen doll is AF. What? They're both pale and stuff so... *You can't decide wether to eat the steak or become a vegetarian like fairies at Haven. *You practice a characters lines in the mirror so when they make the movie, you can play that character. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun..! He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I’m allergic to bullshit. Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days" Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.” Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later. I’m the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. I’m so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over. “If you know me, chances are you hate me.” “I’m the kind of person your parents warned you about.” |
