I art Rip, sir knightly almost-man of Legendary Armored Games! Hath thee no inkling of such a famed location? Well then good sir I shall not inform thee, for even the slowest of knaves can utilize the letterboard and google it. I, the sir knightly almost-man, am having my extremely dull and otherwise blank profile customized by a friend.

HEY LOOK MORONS IT IS ME, STORMWALKER WHO ON THIS WEBSITE HAS A DIFFERENT NAME!!! I'M MAKING DIS PROFILE "pretty". Because "pretty" is always good.

By saying that I mean me, SeraStorm, who doesn't exist on this website, though you may try and look me up! Because reasons, obviously. OOGA BOOGA

He should've called himself Steve the Medieval Pelvis Ripper, but I can't account for his tastes.

And now to make the FGA "guild" mad, amused, or at least concerned.

LOOK VIOLENCE BLOOD GUNS NOT ARM GUNS RIPSY MORON AND A THOUSAND TUBGIRLS, DONATED BY THE WILD pANG. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHa cows.

I art Rip, the Sir Knightly Almost-Man: Punching Wolves, Denting Robots, Kicking a Waffle Moose, Lover of Pang [who shall thusly be irritated by P] , Braving the Wrath of Old Man Gandalf, Being Creeped Upon by a Pedophile Disguised as a Moon, and Being Bullied by a Marvelous Psychopath since the First Century. Buy one get one free! Now on sale.