Well, let's face it, I'm not interested in giving out personal details, (fake or otherwise), and you're not interested in reading them. So I wont waste your time... with that at any rate. I will waste your time by making you scroll that little bit longer because of me filling my profile with a few boring quotations and equally useless (supposedly humourous) sayings.

So, to start it all off, here is a collection of notable quotes of spelling and grammar mistakes that most of us observant peole will have spied in the works of others, whether they knew better or not. So, going out to all you people with poor spelling and grammar! (You've been told who you are)

"Your stupid"
My stupid what?

Your throws of ecstacy send me into throes of amusement.

You can defuse a bomb,
But diffusing it might be a bad idea.

Thru is only a word if you are referring to getting a hamburger in your car.

Per se means of itself,
Per say is only how you pronounce it.

Rouge is a colour,
A rogue isn't.

You should definitely spell definitely definitely.

A lot is two words,
Allot is to distribute.

I before e except after c or when sounding like a as in neighbour and weigh,
Unless its weird.

If you really did have baited breath, you'd smell rather fishy.

Et Cetera does not abbreviate to ECT., ECC. or ET.
etc.

A horde is a large group, often unruly,
To hoard is to gather, and often references dragons.

E.G. means for example, I.E. means that is,
I.E., always be correct

Fire is fiery,
Burn all misspellings.

Quite a few of you hardcore Deidara fans will have come across this already, but it will help out anyone who wishes to write a Deidara story and doesn't know how to start, I think. Understanding the character and his origins will help you write about him, surely. The Origin of Deidara: