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Hiyah, peoples in the wide, wide world! I'm Dautr abr du Sundavar - obviously - but you can just call me Sunda. Much easier, no? :D And for new readers of "Randomness and Idiocy" - I used to be FantasyNerd101. But I changed my name. Obviously. Anywho...

Real name: UmletmethinkhereshouldItellyouumNO.

Age: 19. I think. I'm not really sure.

Religion: It's not a religion. It's a relationship with God. Christian by name, and proud of it :)

Gender: Female. Hence the name ("Dautr abr du Sundavar" means "Daughter of the Shadows" in the Ancient Language of the Inheritance Cycle)

My T-shirt slogan: I don't eat nuts because I don't believe in cannibalism. (I have got to actually get this on a shirt someday!)

Sanity level: I don't flirt with insanity. I AM insanity. But that's why y'all loves me. Right? Seriously, though, I never had a rocker to fall off. IT'S THAT BAD. O_O

FictionPress account: Same name as here. Click on my homepage link to go there. Don't have much on there, really...

Native language(s): English, Smilies, and Sarcasm

Something else: I'm a theatre chick - we have more fun!

Kanda's real name is not Oscar, and I will not refer to him as such.

My stories:

Okay, this is just going to be a list of my in-progress stories and stories that I have comments on. The series that the story is from is in parentheses.

Hoo, Boy (Inheritance Cycle/Ranger's Apprentice crossover): Fan fiction TENNIS! A collaboration with Articwolfstudios. Wolf and I join the cast of characters for an epic and weird adventure! It’s called “Hoo, Boy” for a very good reason. Izzy’s emo, Arya’s obsessed with Will, who has a bladder control problem, Eragon’s a Mutt, Gilan faints – sorry, passes out from manly hunger – Murty and Horace are having an ongoing argument about the existence of magic or lack thereof, Oromis was a baby for a few chapters, Halt and Crowley are arguing over palm fronds, betting on fights, and posting on YouTube, Alyss has lazer eyes (and so does Arya), Angela has a serious issue with necromancy (but we all knew that) – and that’s just the book characters! There’s also a chorus line of OC’s such as the Profanity Sheep, the Hamster of Coincidental Rhyming, the Mystical Rabbit of Retribution, Doom, and Fluffiness, Captain Pickles, the Dark Pickle, the Zorgamuffin Council of Weirdness and Chocolate, and the ice cream that Wolf STILL OWES ME. Plus there’s all the narrators that either quit or got fired over the course of the story – betcha that’ll come back to haunt us...AND! All of this takes place in the Crossover World, containing such sparkling locations as the Alliteration Area, the Forest Random, the Crossover World’s Highest and Coldest Mountain Range (CWHACMR for short), and an as-yet-unnamed ocean wherein lies the Talisman of Roxerness – an amulet of great power that will see us all home. This is currently my highest priority story - if only because my muse for it is pretty much the only one not giving me the finger. Chapter 14 was supposed to be the last chapter, but the epicness was too much, so it's been split into two parts. Part one is up and part two is in-progress. This is going to be awesome. ...if it ever actually gets finished...

To Torment a Ranger (Ranger's Apprentice): Halt comes home one evening to find Will bouncing off the walls - literally. It's far from the first time, but when Will mentions a creepy girl who gave him the sweets that led to his extreme hyperactivity - which quickly starts to appear permanent - Halt realizes that he and his apprentice are in more danger than they've ever known. Now Halt must uncover the secrets of who exactly the girl is, why she gave Will the sugar, and the identity of the mysterious - and nefarious - cookie-shaped bunny rabbits. But the quest will not be easy, and Halt will not like all the answers he finds.

Keep Holding On (Ranger's Apprentice): A songfic to Avril Lavigne's "Keep Holding On." Gilan has recently graduated, and is having a bit of a panic attack. Oneshot. I tried to continue it and give people more closure, but I couldn't get any ideas what-so-ever for doing so. Sorry.

Randomness and Idiocy (Inheritance Cycle/eragon movie crossover): Basically a rant in script form against the Eragon movie. Funny, though, imho :D Oneshot.

Slappy the Slap-Happy Prisoner (Inheritance Cycle): The name came from the Animaniacs character Slappy the Slap-Happy Squirrel, as well as my (admittedly rather Sueish) OC's propensity for slapping Galby. Very weird, rather random. Oneshot, thankfully. Otherwise I might get toted off to the psych ward. :)

Okay, I couldn't resist these.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, you don't need this notice! (But you can still copy and paste this in your profile.)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir...when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.