Hello everyone! Wait, how do you get rid of... that's not it... not this either!... Okay, we're cool.

(Anyway, you may have noted a lack of stories I have here, and why is that? BECAUSE I'M DAMN LAZY, THAT'S WHY!) Finally, some stories!!! Yahoo!

I've publish two stories for this site and there is a third on my desktop, but I'm focusing on the one I'm most interested in right now - and it's going to be on 'Fictionpress'! (Sucks huh?)

I might upload the other story, but it needs to go though a major overhaul, so not anytime soon... sorry!

Fictionpress account: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/802006/

What, you want information about your truly? 5 bucks... no? Then 3! ... no either? What, you're broke?! Oh well. What, you're begging me? Like that'll work!... no, not the puppy dog eyes, no! The cuteness, it BURNS!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright, alright! I'll spill, just... NO MORE CUTENESS, PLEASE!!!

Name: Aureole! What? You want my real name? Too bad!

Age: I am undefined by your concepts of time!

Gender: Male (... I think that's how gender works anyway)

Race: Homo Sapiens Sapiens aka. Human (fine, Asian! ... racist...)

Hobbies: Reading (duh), writing (double duh), TTRPGs (like D&D), learning, exploring, thinking, games, listening to music, sports, being with friends, and last but not least, being me!

Phobia: Heights! Okay, I'm fine with heights, but if I look down too long and think... no! I'm falling!

That's it, thank you!

A large percentage of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.

I am a HUGE fan of "The Piano Guys". If you are a fan as well, copy and paste this on your profile.

A lot of us use the words P.S., but most don't know what it stands for. If you do know, paste this on your profile. And no cheating!

Instructions: Put your iPod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

(Incomplete, as not every song is in here yet… I think)

1. How does the world see you? – Catch Your Wave; The Click Five (A long term relationship kind of guy, I'm guessing)

2. Will you have a happy life? – Fast Car; Tracy Chapman (I will, if I run away with the one I love, or if I work hard)

3. What do people really think of you? – Summer Rain; Matthew Morrison (A romantic... Great)

4. Do people secretly lust after you? – Marry Me; Train (So that's a... yes?)

5. How can you make others happy? – All the Right Moves; One Republic (By failing? Well I guess I could do that once in a while just for kicks)

6. How can you make yourself happy? – Something That I Already Know; Backstreet Boys (By breaking up? But I'm single!)

7. What should you do with your life? - Room to Breathe; Brian McFadden (Stay alone forever? Oh boy… That’s not good)

8. Will you ever have children? – At the Beginning; Richard Marx & Donna Lewis (Wait, only at the beginning? What happens to them later on?!)

9. What is some good advice for you? – Take Me to Your Heart; Michael Learns to Rock (Fall in love… Isn’t that true for everyone?)

10. What do you think your current theme song is? – Notice Me; David Archuleta (… I’m lonely…)

11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is? – The Little Things; Colbie Caillat (Kinda true, I guess)

12. What is my signature dancing song? – Never Alone; Lady Antebellum (Oh, I like that)

13. What song will play at your funeral? – The Difference; Westlife (The difference I’ve made? Nice)

14. What type of men/women do you like? – Sexy Chick; David Guetta feat. Akon (Well... well well well)

15. What is your day going to be like? – Lemon Tree; Fools Garden (Normal as always, that’s how)

16. What will tomorrow bring? – Tonight (I’m Lovin’ You); Enrique Iglesias (Wish that were true)

17. Why are you here? – All About Us; He is We feat. Owl City (Because I want to, since it’s all about me!)

18. What will people remember you for? – Kept; Matt Nathanson (Going out with the wrong girl)

19. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow? – Nothing; The Script (Nothing, or the song titled ‘Nothing’?)

20. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away? – Never Gonna Leave This Bed; Maroon 5 (Because I slept in during a work day?)

21. What will this year be all about? – You Belong With Me; Taylor Swift (Confessing my love, apparently)

22. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream: Now and Forever; Richard Marx (Hmm, I might just do that)

23. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say: I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Women; Britney Spears (I’m not a girl and I’ll never be a women! I just need to be free!)

24. Your message to the world: Breakeven; The Script (Life’s not fair, deal with it… Really, deal with it; cause it won’t change unless we act now!)

25. Your deepest secret: 9999999 Tears; Dickey Lee (I use to cry a lot)

26. Your innermost desire: A Groovy Kind of Love; Phil Collins (I would like that)

27. Your oldest memory makes you think: Life Me Up; Backstreet Boys (I think about how far I’ve come)

28. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include: Promise; Simple Plan (I’m a guy, and even I have to say: That’s so sweet!)

29. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter: When You’re Looking Like That; Westlife (I wish I had someone to say that to)

30. Right now, your feelings are: 诺言(Promise)... Our Same Word; Yiruma (Calm)

31. The day you fall in love will be the day that: Till Summer Comes Around; Keith Urban (Wait till summer… which is a problem since we don’t have seasons where I live)

32. You scream during sex: I Knew I Loved You; Savage Garden (Okay, that’s sweet and weird at the same time)

33. You’d describe your best friend as: Haven’t Met You Yet; Michael Bublé (Great friends I have a ton, but a best friend… so hard to find)

34. Your friends describe you as: All You Wanted; Michelle Branch (I’m everything a friend would want)

35. In an elevator you are most likely to yell: Say; John Mayer (Stop with the awkward silence; just talk!)

36. Your philosophy in life is: Hold On; Michael Bublé (Because darkness accepts all, the good and the bad. If it seems dark now, that just because you’re alive)

37. Your farewell message to the readers of this: Goodbye's (The Saddest Word); Celine Dion (I don’t want this to stop!)

If you hate stereotypes copy and paste this onto your profile and bold the stereotypes that someone could say about you.

I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm a Negro so I must carry a gun.
I'm blonde, so I must be a ditz.
I'm Jamaican so I must smoke weed.
I'm Hatian so I must eat cat.
I'm Asian, so I must be sexy.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I speak my mind, so I must be a bitch.
I'm a gay rights supporter, so I will go to hell.
I'm a Christian, so I must think gay people should go to hell.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm Atheist, so I must hate the world.
I don't have a religion, so I must be evil and have no morals.
I'm southern, so I must be white trash.
I'm a guy, so I must only want to get into your pants.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a convenience store.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a dancer, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I must be a goth or emo.
I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm Cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy.
I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm Polish, so I must wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.
I have straight A’s, so I must have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways so I must be looking for attention.
I'm into theatre and art so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I am a girl and have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be fucking them all.
I am a guy who has a bunch of girls who are friends, so I must be a player.
I'm Colombian, so I must be a drug dealer.
I wear what I want, so I must be a poser.
I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with gays, so I must be gay too.
I'm Brazilian, so I must have a big ass.
I'm Puerto Rican, so I must look good and be conceited.
I'm Salvadorian, so I must be in MS 13.
I'm Polish, so I must be greedy.
I'm Hawaiian, so I must be lazy.
I'm Peruvian, so I must like llamas.
I’m a stoner, so I must be going in the wrong direction.
I’m straight edge, so I must be violent.
I'm a female gamer, so I must be ugly or crazy.
I'm black, so I must love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat.
I'm single, so I must be ugly.
I'm a skater, so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a punk, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm Asian, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm Christian, so I must hate homosexuals.
I'm Mixed, so I must be screwed up.
I'm Muslim, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm in band, so I must be a dork.
I'm black so I must believe Jesus was a “brother”.
I'm Mormon, so I must have seven wives.
I'm white and have black friends, so I must think I'm black.
I'm goth so I must worship the devil.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a loser.
I'm overweight, so I must have a problem with self control.
I'm preppy, so I must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.
I'm on a dance team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm young, so I must be naïve.
I'm Mexican, so I must have hopped the border.
I got a car for my birthday, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I'm black, so I must love watermelon.
I'm bisexual, so I must think every person I see is hot.
I'm an Asian guy, so I must have a small penis.
I'm a guy cheerleader, so I must be gay.
I'm a prep, so I must be rich.
I don't like the sun, so I must be an albino.
I have a lot of friends, so I must love to drink and party.
I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I must be emo.
I couldn't hurt a fly, so I must be a pussy.
I support gay rights, so I must fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I must smoke and drink too.
I have artistic talent, so I must think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a big group, so I must be anti-social.
I have a different sense of humour, so I must be crazy.
I tell people off, so I must be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets greasy a lot, so I must have no hygiene skills.
I'm defensive, so I must be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a nudist, so I must want everyone to see my boobs.
I read comics, so I must be a loser.
I hang out with a former prostitute, so I must be a whore myself.
I'm Texan, so I must ride a horse.
I’m a goth, so I must be a Satanist.
I’m a crossdresser, so I must be homosexual.
I draw anime, so I must be a freak.
I am a fangirl, so I must be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an only child, so I must be spoiled.
I'm intelligent, so I must be weak.
I am American, so I must be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm Welsh, so I must love sheep.
I’m a young writer, so I must be emo.
I’m Canadain, so I must talk with a funny accent.
I'm a guy, so I must ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm Canadian, so I must love hockey and beavers.
I'm disabled, so I must be on Welfare.
I'm a feminist, so I must have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a teenager, so I must have a stereotype.
I wear a big sunhat when I go outside, so I must be stupid.
I like blood, so I must be a vampire.
I'm an albino, so I must be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer.
I'm English, so I must speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m white, so I must be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like yaoi or yuri, so I must be a homophobe.
I’m not the most popular person in school, so I must be a loser.
I care about the environment, so I must be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a fan character, so I must be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I chat, so I must be having cyber- sex.
I'm Pagan, so I must sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm Pagan, so I must worship Satan.
I'm conservative, so I must be against Abortion.
I'm Swedish, so I must be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a lesbian, so I must want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like cartoons, so I must be irresponsible.
I like reading, so I must be a loner.
I have my own spiritual ideology; therefore I must be wrong or misguided.
I am Wiccan, so I must be a Satanist.
I disagree with my government, so I must be a terrorist.
I am a witch, so I must be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.
I love yaoi, so I must be gay.
I'm a person, so I must be labelled.
I don’t curse, so I must be an outcast.
I like games, anime, and comics, so I must be childish.
I'm Swedish, therefore I must be white.
I spot grammatical errors, so I must be a pedantic bastard
I'm gothic, so I must be mean.
I’m strong, so I must be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I must hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to ren-fairs, so I must talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m gay, so I’m after every straight guy around.
I don’t want a boyfriend, so I must be Lesbian.
I'm not Christian, so I must just need converting.
I love marching band, so I must be a friendless freak.
I drink and smoke, so I must have no life.
I am friends with a cutter, so I must be a cutter too.
I cry easily, so I must be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I must be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a perfectionist, so I must check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I don’t like to talk about my personal life, so I must be having problems.
I'm a female black belt, so I must be a lesbian.

Favorite sentences (Cause quotes are to mainstream)

Immortality isn't living forever; Immortality is watching everyone else die.

If the hero runs away, who's left to save the day?

When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.

Your Fun is Wrong.

If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad can it be?

Feelings are too precious to waste on someone who means nothing to you.

Don't drop it! Don't give it up to gravity!

P.S. (This is getting tiresome…) That’s all for now… will try to update more info as soon as possible... What was that!? no one cares?! ... Well then... who cares what you think!!! *shiff* and no! I'm not crying!!!!!!!!! ...*sniff* ... I think I need a towel... *sniff*