Wife of The Undertaker

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Joined 06-22-11, id: 3011825, Profile Updated: 01-10-12

Author has written 2 stories for Kuroshitsuji, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Edit// I'm going to be posting a Justice League story called 'Shadows' soon. It's about my Justice League OC, Eclipse Nightshade. Her human name is Roze Lelys. She was born in Lithuania till her family moved to America. Roze was never taught English and only speaks Lithuanian. She was murdered by Joker when she was 10 years old when her family was walking around Gotham at night, not knowing of the dangers. She became an angel and when she was 14 she started dating a French rebel angel named Lance Gaston. Once G-d found out (He was very protective of Roze) He terminated Lance and fell Roze, regretfully. Batman found her and forced her to join the Justice League, interested in her powers. She is currently 17 and in a relationship with J'onn J'onzz. She can control shadows, fly and she is a telepath. She understands english but still cannot speak it very well.

Hi, it's Wife of the Undertaker here and im just going to list the other accounts i have on other sites. Deviantart: Sebastianmichealis12 GGG( dont ask. I was little!): harleyquinn78 Club penguin(same thing): batmanfan421 Comicvine: batmanfan421

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Justice League characters:

01.) J'onn J'onzz

02.) Batman

03.) Copperhead

04.) Shade

05.) Tom Turbine (Watch 'Legends' to see who he is)

06.) Orion

07.) Grundy

08.) Hawkgirl

09.) Arkus(A Green Lantern)

10.) Mophir(Watch 'Eclipsed')

11.) Killer Frost

12.) Doctor Fate

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Orion/Killer Frost? I don't think they even meet!

02.) Do you think Four is hot?

Shudder*

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

It would make sense. She would as she said "Find out what that bell on your head sounds like."

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Batman and Orion? Hells to the no.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Neither! Tom Turbine would only end up with Black Siren! If he killed Catman that is.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Hehe, Funny. *said in grundy voice*

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Copperhead/Mophir?

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Oh, I have seen a couple. But still, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON?!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fanfic

Why can I picture that pairing?

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

That would only happen if Shade somehow got rid of J'onns phasing power and had him restrained. With a lot of chains. And rape.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

No.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

no.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Ya.

14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

NO! OH, HELLS TO THE NO!

15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Damn. Now I'm scared.

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Evil Angel

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Again, What are you on?

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

The Hell?

19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I don't think that I've read one.

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

I don't think that Orion has anything like that.

21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

No.

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Grundy. Definitley Grundy.

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Six and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

I am just getting really afraid right now.

24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Tell me why I can picture that?

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Max Ride Quotes!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride

"Yes! Freaks RULE!" ~Fang

"Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
"But we're grounded."
stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing ~Max and Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." ~Nudge

"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." ~Gasman

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." ~Fang

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." ~Max and Fang

"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." ~Fnick

"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." ~Max

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy

"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." ~Iggy

"Fang? Are you - like Max?"
"Nope. I'm the smart one." ~Dr. Martinez and Fang

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." ~Fang

"Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." ~Max

"'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment

"Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4

"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang

I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back, and then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch wasn't cool to breath any more. Put this in your profile if you’re one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall, copy and paste this in your profile( This always happens to me!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're one of those people how get exited when you see just two reviews, copy this in your profile.

If you truely belive, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you ( Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen) copy and paste in your pro.

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy and paste.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste.

If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste in your profile.

If you are hyper, and like being hyper, and is hyper all the time. COPY AND PASTE!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

I am sure that you can't say IRISH WRISTWATCH on the first try... did you try it? I told you.

A good girl is a bad girl who’s never gotten caught.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

What's with the "Never enter" sign on one way doors? No... you're thinking of a wall... idiot.

Therapist = the / rapist... scary thought

They say, "People don't kill people, guns kill people." Well I think that people help. If you set a gun on the table and walked away... I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When you miss the tennis ball, always say "It went through the racket, I saw it!"

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened... yesterday.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, ALTER THEIR DNA TO MAKE SUPER LEMONS!!

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then it hits me."

"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

“I am sick of people having a near death experiences and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~TonyV.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you think this -_V looks like Deidara, copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Don't take off your cloaks you guys! O_o)

If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "What a drag" or "Believe it!" or "Foolish little brother" or copy Deidara's grunt, un.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. I don't even study! O.o No wonder I forget!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. "This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing, not knowing what it was, then they kept on singing it forever just because..." -_-

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Believe it!!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, cartoons, random songs...

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. What?! It was cheating!! O.o

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. My Inner won't shut up. -_-

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character. Copy and paste if you hate him too.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .!

5 Truths of life:

1. You can kiss your elbow

2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again

3. You think you're so smart

4. The fact is that that is a lie

5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! 0_0

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino,Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick,Celyna EverD, Eidolon Twilight Princess, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress, SharinganwarriorTribute, sasukerules.org, Gaara-Ino4ever, Twy, ,XxUltimateXGaaraXFangirlxX, SkywardShadow, ShadowWolf315, SSAHC,Koki-chan, Sand-Blossom, Gaaras1Girl, Lazy'girl-chan, Kiddy-Cookie-Chan, XxXdeidara lverXxX, Bri Nara, Wife of the Undertaker

-If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, C&P

If you have a favorite movie that you loved when you were a child, seen it again when you're older, and it still made you laugh/cry/ or go "Awww..." at least 10 times, copy and paste this on your profile and add your name and movie to the list: Bri Nara (James and the Giant Peach), Wife of the Undertaker (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, shadow of the abyss, Narora, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, Wife of the Undertaker

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get annoyed by people flaming random artists on youtube saying that their music sucks, that get pissed when you tell them not to listen to their music if they hate it so much, copy and paste this into your profile

旦那 It means danna. The thing that Deidara calls Sasori. Translate the kanji, and laugh at the other meaning.

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

You say BABY PINK I say BLOOD RED You say HANNAH MONTANA I say THREE DAYS GRACE You say ZAC EFRON I say NARUTO You say RAP I say ROCK You say Im WEIRD I say YES I AM 92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP. If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile!