JinxedtheCat98hide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for South Park. About Me: My name's Lee, and I'm sixteen and live in the UK. I love South Park too much to be healthy. I also draw, and cosplay. In-progress Fanfictions: Keep it Close to your Heart: I hate this story. Seriously. And myself. Anyway, I apologize for being a lazy ass. Good news; I've finished the basic layout. Sort of. So now all I need to do is write it, right? Right... PROGRESS: Chapter 12 is being written. Slight hiatus due to college work. While I told myself 'no Lee, no writing anything new until Keep it Close is over!', I broke my own promise. What a loser. Anyway, writing 'Tea is of Upmost Importance', basically a butters-in-wonderland which will probably be bunny, but maybe not, and 'VamPete' story, my latest obsession. Also got a Damstophe/Dristophe in the making, and I've written a poem, story thing about Bendy which I'm waiting to upload until I make a cover. So... Try not to be mad? |
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Mutual Comfort by INeedCoffeeArghhh reviews
Spying on your enemy and getting stuck in a tree is one thing. But being rescued by his chain-smoking best friend and falling unconscious in his arms? That's a whole other butt-ache entirely...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,323 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Christophe, Stan M.] Gregory
Insane by tweekers.luvs.u.16 reviews
My name's Tweek Tweak. I've lived in a mental institution since I was five. From the moment I met my doctor's son, Craig Tucker, I knew I liked him. A lot. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,486 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Craig T., Tweek T.]
Some Boys Are Monsters by Eerily reviews
What do you get when you take a love sick puppy and taunt him with all his wildest desires and heated nights of forbidden passion? Why, a monster, of course. At least that's what Tweek has come to believe after confessing his feelings to his taken best friend.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 163,104 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Brother, Boyfriend, Lover by The-Sinful-Assbutt reviews
Summer is over, and as much as he dreads it, Arthur has to go back to the living Hell known as school. But something's a bit different this year, the infamous Francis Bonnefoy has started to take quite an interest in Arthur, and even his older brother Allistor seems to be acting a bit differently around him... AU Punk!England, ScotEng, FrUk. Rating will go up ;)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,325 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - England/Britain, Scotland, France
Darkness Falls by Vampiracy reviews
All Craig wants is a kiss. All Clyde wants is to control the universe and kill the Earth. Cryde, based on the Stick of Truth.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,720 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
The Boy with the Orange Parka by soundofsnow reviews
Stan likes Kenny, in more than just a friend kind of way. But he doesn't know how to express his feelings for him. There'll be swearing, drama, awkward moments, a jealous "girlfriend", prom including other things. Rated T for swearing and possible violence in later chapters. Rating may change. Summary sucks. Pairings Stenny & Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Stan M., Kenny M.] [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
BLACK VS WHITE by tweekers.luvs.u.16 reviews
The year is 2771. The remaining humans have been divided into four sectors; Black, White, Red, and Brown. The Whites and Blacks have a tradition of detesting each other. After an annual meeting, the two enemy princes of the kingdoms form a secret friendship. Also dealing with their two servants that can't stand each other, what can become of their new relationship? Dip, Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,036 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 3/3/2013 - [Damien, Pip P.] [Craig T., Tweek T.]
Princess Kenny by Vineshia reviews
Kenny seduces Craig. Crenny. Crossplay. Smut. Slash. One-Shot. Complete.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Rotten by AndThenIDied reviews
It'd be easier if he wasn't already dead. It'd be easier if I knew he wouldn't slurp out my brains like noodles. It'd be easier if he didn't look at me like his next meal. Actually, everything would be easier if he wasn't a zombie, and this wasn't the end of the world. Creek. Previously He Likes His Rare
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,133 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Day and Night by Madame Onyx reviews
Tweek knew that if Craig found his secret, knew who he REALLY was and who he COULD be, he'd never speak to him again. A story about Tweek's shocking secret. What if Craig found out? Rated M for violence, blood, and later creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,075 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Sugared Coffee Daddy by ListlessDeadliner reviews
Kenny's a guy for anything, so when the twitchy blond kid asks him out, who is he to say no?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Kenny M., Tweek T.
The Strange Attraction Syndrome by f000se reviews
So much for Craig being asexual.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 175,288 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Just One Yesterday by Amidephrine reviews
Arthur Kirkland is an English Prince, but he can't do much with his title in 14th century Scotland, caught in the midst of a brutal war, disguised as a servant and under the unofficial "ownership" of an ambitious Scottish Lord. Going from the life of pampered noble to a lowly pauper is no easy feat, nevermind that his lord is angry, irritable and about the craziest man on earth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,913 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Medium by tweekers.luvs.u.16 reviews
Sometimes I wonder if God just hates me. I mean, making me fall in love with a blond, coffee-addicted ghost is just ridiculous. Almost laughable. And yet, it still happened to me. Creek. Some Bunny. USED TO BE CALLED 'EVERYTHING SUCKS'.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,308 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Automaton by f000se reviews
Thomas has a plan. A master plan to get into Craig's pants. It's just that nobody was expecting it to work for Tweek, too.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,550 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Fall of Thistelys by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Pip could not say exactly why the dreams had started, nor when their sequence would end. All he knew was that one night when he was fifteen, after going to bed, he awoke in another place, a white palace, with a man lying next to him. DIP.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,198 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011 - [Damien, Pip P.] [Kenny M., Butters S.] - Complete
Dolls by Cyanse reviews
Kyle is a life less Doll only made for entertaiment to the rich. But what will happen when Kyle becomes the key to winning a 100 year old war?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Kyle B., Damien
I'll Be Coming 'Round by scarlettshazam reviews
Tweek comes to the realization that he's the only virgin left in his group of friends, and doesn't like it one bit. Luckily, Kenny's in the business of helping people lose their virginities. Twenny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
Best Cup in Town by OukamiYasha reviews
Tweek has grown older and more neurotic than ever, much to his co-worker Craig's chagrin. But being a gay guy in South Park means slim pickings, and Craig will take what he can get. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,242 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
FIN by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Damien's sole purpose in life is to bring about the end of the world on his eighteenth birthday, which he has been looking forward to since a young age. But, a new school brings about a new face, and he soon finds himself hating his destiny. DIP
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - [Damien, Pip P.] - Complete
Unmasked by Courtanie reviews
He watches over our town, but apparently he's honed in on my own life more than everyone elses'. He wants to protect me, but won't let me see behind his mask. My mind says not to trust him, my heart says otherwise. AU, Kyle/Mys slash, M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,342 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kyle B., Mysterion - Complete
Wow, I Can Get Sexual, Too by Agent Green Ushanka reviews
Kyan Uke!Stan Seme!Kyle Stan must be punished for ditching Kyle for Wendy. xD
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Tension Tighter Than A Loaded Gun by NightingaleLost reviews
A deal struck over secrets and hidden lust; you're just begging the pressure to drown you.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,604 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Possessions by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Damien returns to South Park, hunting an escapee from Hell. Aided by the mortally challenged and the mercenary, he's also being distracted by a certain English boy. Slash, Dip. Complete!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,793 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Jewel Knight by Fantasyof-theRaven reviews
If You like Sailor Moon,Cardcaptors,Mermaid Melody pitch,Mew Mew Power and you don't mind Stendy and Style well then what would happen to a regular guy who was told by a duck bill platypus that he had to save the world... as a girl?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
I Can Wait Forever by Itachi. Oh Enka reviews
Red/Stan: "I've been sitting here for eight years just waiting for that preppy little cheerleader to break up with you - or for you to break up with her. I had to wait, be patient!"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Stan M., Red Goth - Complete
The Boy who Loved Tweek Tweak by Faery Goddyss reviews
Journals, Tweek, Kenny, stalkers and toliet stalls. Just catching the attention of the one who needs it most. Slash. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,433 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
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She's so Lovely
The rambling thoughts of a young woman in love. One-shot, fluff. Disclaimer: Not really poetry, but I couldn't think of a better category.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger] - Complete
Deep, Dark Thoughts
I fall back against the wall, breathing heavily. My mouth tastes vile. My eyes role upwards, focusing on wads of tissue, some how stuck on the ceiling. How ugly. Like me. Warning! Extremely disturbing thoughts. No pairing, but hints of Clybe, Cryde and Tyde if you wish to see it that way. Rated M for depression and suggested self harm.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Clyde D. - Complete
My Crush reviews
Drabbles for the couple that is Stan and Kenny, aka. Stenny. Rated T for now. Contains boyxboy, yaoi, slash. Be warned, major fluff storms and nosebleeds, as well as possible cute-induced comas may occur.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Kenny M., Stan M.] - Complete
Keep it Close to your Heart reviews
Stan Marsh has a secret, one he can't let anyone know, or risk ruining his life and reputation. Unfortunately, everything anyone says has a chance of being overheard. SLASH, Stutters StanxButters. Rated T for Language and may be changed for possible naughtiness in the future...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,680 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - [Butters S., Stan M.] Craig T.
Only cry for me reviews
Kyle is upset, and Cartman doesn't really know how to feel about it. Weird Kyman fluff, enjoy! Rated T for bad language, One-Shot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Skipping reviews
Kenny McCormick is bored, until he notices someone that he finds very interesting... SLASH, involves boyxboy. Crenny one-shot, EXTREMELY pointless
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2013 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete