![]() Author has written 1 story for Teen Titans. (='.'=) This is Bunny. *First i wanna say i LOVE rabbits but i hate birds not the birds from the south pole though and movies that i like should be jonney depp ,adam sandler, and scary movies sometimes i can like childish movies. im very blonde at times. what i am im blonde crazy fashon able at times i cant tell a joke but i have things that are naturaly funny ( like my sister 13DeadSilence13) not the skinnest thing but not the fattest either dont be judge mental. i go to a mental school for some reason (Rucker Stewart Middle) im a little girlie but not to the point where where i cant touch a bug i can touch a bug and a fish i am very artistic i lov all u people unless ure a stocker ect. when i get mad i get racist so love u all . Read the rest! this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Life Math What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: Is represented as: Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E Will take you far. But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T are better! AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G A tribute to the best show EVER!!!! Realism Astute Vicious Empathic No-Nonsense Teen Titans! Sweetness Timid Astonishing Reasonable Fair Incomparable Righteous Elative Teen Titans! Rash Orderly Brave In-love-with-Raven(i fixed it. it originally had intelligent if you prefer the original) Nimble Teen Titans! Bold Easy-going Alert Silly Truthful Beastly Overeactive Young Teen Titans! Cool Yo! Brave On top of the situiation Ridiculous Geeky Teen Titans! Truth Endless, Enserving Never-ending, Titans, Indescribable, True Always, Never Stopping. Teen Titans! Teen Titan Fans Forever! Copy this into your profile if you love Teen Titans xXx Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is an cat this is idiot cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.I didn't fall for this xD lolz i love it xXx Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Robin replies, " I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asks Batman. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Batman?" Batman is silent for a moment, then speaks: " Robin, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent." hahahahahaha i laughed when i saw this XD xXx Me, behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, PacMan ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery-solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine! This was my childhood and I love it! REMEMBER WHEN .. Getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? The worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? 'm 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? When your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? When - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free? Remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? xXx PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF U LOVE xXx Ways to make sure you're insane: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 5. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" 6. Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. 7. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 8. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" 9. Sing along at the opera. 10 .Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 11 .Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. 12 .When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" 13 .When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!" xXx -Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. xXx I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC) xXx Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." "I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse." "I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." I can't go to Hell. Satan still has a restraining order against me. That's not a haircut, that's a cry for help. If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you. I'm so broke I can't even pay attention. Would you like a side of epic with that fail? Some people worry about leaving the stove on. I worry about the zombie uprising. My imaginary friend thinks you have problems. "Latte" is Italian for "you paid too much for that coffee." Just remember, if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends! Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver. You're just jealous cause the little voices only talk to me. I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works. "People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'." Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines. Dear Homework, you are unattractive; therefore, I cannot do you. Toyota: Moving Forward (even when you press the brakes). I blame Disney for my high expectations in boys. "Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is." "If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?" There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon." "Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything." That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys. When all else fails, use duct tape. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? "I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! " A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. You're a great friend but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. "Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that." Smile: it confuses people Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many. Last night, I laid in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" "Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, no shit, smart guy! After you find it, you stop looking! Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"? "Computers make very accurate mistakes. (22=3 Calculated in 0.000000001 seconds)" "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room." "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door..." When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it! The U.K. gives us Harry Potter, and what to we give in return? Twilight...I'm sorry England... The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I didn't lose my mind! I sold it on eBay. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder. When in doubt, make up words. I'm the kind of person would spend hours trying to drown a fish. Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that What happens if you get scared half to death twice? You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. "Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark." "I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." When I say LOL, I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me? A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Strength is nothing more than how well you can handle the pain. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? How to turn guys down with their pick up lines: Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. xXx YOUR BOY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. (hehehehe.) You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. You watch sports on TV. You love video games. You play sports! You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards Baggy pants are cool to wear. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. You like the color Black! You HATE make-up! You love scary movies! Your best friends are boys! Talk with food in your mouth. My Boy Side: Points: 11 out of 24 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop You wear eyeliner You wear the color pink. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. Video games are boring. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. (does pulling them apart count?) Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it. My girl side: 8 out of 23 xXx If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven. |
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