The setting is dark. There is no one around. Not a single speck of light can be seen. Sounds of shuffling can be hears, followed by frantic murmurs about the time. A loud crash echoes through the air, followed by a yelp. A voice shushs them, and then a spotlight goes on... In the spotlight is a girl. She has white hair that falls to her waist, pink eyes, a long, gold-colored tail, and little, triangular shaped gold ears atop her head. Around her neck is a gold heart with an eye on it. She grins at the audience, revealing pointed fangs. Selene: Hi, minna! My name is Selene, and I'm a neko-hanyou, or a cat half-demon. Another girl shyly steps out from behind the curtain and waves. She has brownish-red hair in a bun, bluish-copper eyes, reddish ears tufted with white and a tail of the same color with a white tip. Kalli: And I'm Kalli. I'm a kitsune hanyou. Err, that'd be half fox demon. Selene: And we're the Kage no Tsuki! Or Moons of Shadow, for you people who don't speak japanese. Wondering why there's two of us? See, in the coming years we're guessing we're going to be co-authoring a lot of fics together seeing as how we think so much alike. So, we decided to save ourselves a lot of hassle and just make one account for the two of us. Kalli: nods her head in agreement Yup. Much, MUCH less hassle. Besides, this way we can both check and update much easier too. And since Selene-chan over here, jerks thumb at Selene while 'whispering' to the audience has a bit of a streak of bad luck where ff.net is concerned, we don't have to worry that much over one of our fics getting deleted. Selene: scowling Hey, I resent that! I'll have you know my fics haven't been deleted for a long time. frowns But I guess it doesn't matter right now. We have one fic in the work right now, and one in the planning stage. Kalli: snickers Yeah, but it has happened though, ne? There've been how many so far? Three? Well, anyway, ff.net seems to have a vendetta against her, so we've been posting them at my bio. but now, it's gonna be moved here. Might take a while though. Selene: still frowning Not that long. I have no social life, and I get home sooner then you do. Kalli: frowns However true that may be, you're also three hours ahead of me! It doesn't exactly count as a comeback. Selene: rolls eyes Shameless advertising. And it wasn't meant to be a comeback, Kalli-chan! It's the truth! I do get home sooner then you, time change or not. Kalli: grins Of course! why wouldn't I do it? But I still say that isn't a good excuse. You get off school at 3:30 your time, ne? same time as I get off at my time. Selene: It is freaky. I guess that's why we're best friends. Favorite Pairings: Inuyasha/Kagome (Inuyasha) Usagi/Seiya (Sailor Moon) Ryou/Bakura (Yu-Gi-Oh) Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter) Miroku/Sango (Inuyasha) Bythe way, I happen to LOVE yaoi and yuri, and am bisexual myself, so don't say ONE THING to me about how it's gross, cause I'll make you regret it! Kalli: nods in agreement Ditto to what she just said. don't mention it to me either. Selene: rolls eyes and stamps foot You can't have Miroku! Favorite Pairings: Inuyasha/Kagome (Inuyasha) Usagi/Seiya (Sailor Moon) Ryou/Bakura (Yu-Gi-Oh) Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter) Favorite characters: Motoh Yuugi (Yu-Gi-Oh) Sakura (CardcaptorSakura) Hikari (Digimon) Kalli: pouts But why not? I should at least be able to have him in my mind! mutters under breath Lucky Sango. She gets the hottie. Selene? eyes widen in disbelief and she gasps No Usagi! How could you! And what about Ginny! scowls and glowers at Kalli You liar. You said you liked Ginny. Himeko: smiles Hello, minna. I'm mainly here to stop my aibou and Kalli-san from bickering too much, and to make my hikari write after long absences. Selene: taps foot against the ground We don't argue that often, Hime-chan! Kalli: giggles and wave Hi Himeko! Ano, she does have a point though. We don't fight that often. grins at Selene Although, you gotta admit, when we do it CAN get pretty bad. Selene: Yeah, it can. And we're both pretty stubborn too, unfortunately. cocks head to the side Wow. This is getting pretty long. Maybe we should end it? Kalli: grins Damn right I am! I never give up! even if it's hopeless. ... probably not such a good thing, ne Selene-chan? thinks about it I don't know. I've seen longer. Selene: shrugs Could be worse... we could both give in. That's a good point. giggles My first one, where I invited the YGO cast in, was a lot longer. Silence settles around, then as Kalli opens her mouth, running footsteps sound. Yami Bakura goes running back, clutching four revolvers in his hand. Four police and men in white suits holding a straight jacket run after him. Selene: sweatdrops WHO LET BAKURA IN AGAIN! races after the fleeing yami BAKURA! COME BACK! Kalli: O.O looks scared and eyes follow Selene chasing after Bakura. turns to Himeko Do I even want to know? Himeko: sighs It's a long story. It happened from the first Profile Party - Bakura stole weapons back then too. Thank Ra someone called those men with the jacket before he burned down the liquor store again. Selene: can be heard growling in the distance RYOU! COME CONTROL YOUR DAMNED YAMI! Ryou: goes running by Kalli and Himeko, heading to where enraged Selene, cursing police and laughing Bakura are located. Kura-chan, be nice! Silence Selene and Yami (who is backstage): Kura-chan? start laughing Kalli: is still looking confused but starts giggling at 'Kura-chan's' nickname. Calls out to Ryou And Bakura-san actually lets you call him that? Ryou: blushes Not really. I'm not supposed to call him that in public... Bakura: COME BACK HERE! NO ONE LAUGHS AT ME! Selene: screaming HIME-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! comes flying past Kalli and leaps behind Himeko SAVE ME FROM THE PSYCHO! Himeko: gives Bakura death-glare when he appears Bakura: scowls, then remembers Yami was laughing too Hey, pharaoh, got a present for you... grabs a knife from the buffet table and stalks off into darkness Ryou: groans and runs after him Selene: Hey! We had to pay to use this stage, so don't you go getting blood all over it, Bakura! Kalli: briefly considers whether it's worth it to try to rip the knife out of Bakura's hand, but decides it's too dangerous ... I think not. I'm not that suicidal. decides on shouting out a warning I'd watch out for Bakura, Yami! He's got a REALLY big knife! Yami: sarcastically as he races by You think! Bakura: chases after Yami Yugi & Ryou: come running out on stage Ryou: That's it, I'm tired of chasing them. sits down, panting Yugi: turns to Selene and gives her puppy eyes Will you help me save Yami? Selene: Must... resist... cuteness... Don't... look... down... looks down KAWAII! Anything you want, Yugi-kun! Yugi: beams Arigato! Kalli: winces Guess I was too late. GOMEN NE! snickers as Selene is overcome by cuteness Selene: Oh, shut up. I'd like to see you resist! runs after Yugi Kalli: smirks at her back and calls after her I'd try, but you've already fallen for it! Selene: Bitch. silence echoes for a long moment Himeko: sniffs ... O_O Does anyone else smell smoke? Selene: BAKURA GET THE AWAY FROM THOSE MATCHES! Kalli: ... THOSE ARE MY MATCHES! GET AWAY FROM THEM! starts running towards the scent of smoke to rescue her matches before they're all gone You get the hell away from them! Selene: meets Kalli halfway with Yugi, Yami and a tied & gagged Bakura I've got your matches, now let's get out of here! holds up the matches Kalli: sighs in relief when she sees that most of them are still there. Steal my matches ... glares at Bakura but quickly hides behind Ryou when Bakura tries to go after her Don't let him hurt me! Selene: sweatdrops Okay, can we continue this OUTSIDE? Perferably AWAY from the burning building? Everyone: Oh, right. troop calmly outside Jou: Cool, fire engines! Think they'll let me ride on one? Bakura: Why don't you just get your boyfriend to buy you one? Jou: Good idea! Seto! Bakura: sweatdrops I think he missed my point... Man In Red Suit: stomps over to Selene Hey, you! You paid only to use my stage for half an hour! points to long line of ff.net customers You burned it down; you pay! holds hand out Selene: Um... looks at Kalli Kalli: Uhhhh gets an idea and turns to Seto with an evil grin Selene: understandably suspicious And what does this 'idea' include? Kalli: Well, Kaiba-san is rich, ne? Seto: yelling No! I've suddenly gone bankrupt in a freak accident! Selene: sweatdrops Then there's only one choice. Kalli: is now looking worried/suspicious And that would be ... Selene: RUN! takes off down the street Everyone else except Kalli, firefighters, audience and man in suit: take off after Selene Kalli: calls after Selene That isn't exactly honest Selene-chan! notices the man in red looking at her expectantly EEEP! Wait for me! quickly runs in the same direction that the others ran in Selene: panting as she runs Well, that's all for now minna... And if anyone has any money they can lend for 'Damage of the Psychotic Yami' insurance, feel free... JA NE! continues running for her life Kalli: is still lagging behind YUP! Ja ne! |