Kage no Tsuki
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The setting is dark. There is no one around. Not a single speck of light can be seen. Sounds of shuffling can be hears, followed by frantic murmurs about the time. A loud crash echoes through the air, followed by a yelp. A voice shushs them, and then a spotlight goes on...

In the spotlight is a girl. She has white hair that falls to her waist, pink eyes, a long, gold-colored tail, and little, triangular shaped gold ears atop her head. Around her neck is a gold heart with an eye on it. She grins at the audience, revealing pointed fangs.

Selene: Hi, minna! My name is Selene, and I'm a neko-hanyou, or a cat half-demon.

Another girl shyly steps out from behind the curtain and waves. She has brownish-red hair in a bun, bluish-copper eyes, reddish ears tufted with white and a tail of the same color with a white tip.

Kalli: And I'm Kalli. I'm a kitsune hanyou. Err, that'd be half fox demon.

Selene: And we're the Kage no Tsuki! Or Moons of Shadow, for you people who don't speak japanese. Wondering why there's two of us? See, in the coming years we're guessing we're going to be co-authoring a lot of fics together seeing as how we think so much alike. So, we decided to save ourselves a lot of hassle and just make one account for the two of us.

Kalli: nods her head in agreement Yup. Much, MUCH less hassle. Besides, this way we can both check and update much easier too. And since Selene-chan over here, jerks thumb at Selene while 'whispering' to the audience has a bit of a streak of bad luck where ff.net is concerned, we don't have to worry that much over one of our fics getting deleted.

Selene: scowling Hey, I resent that! I'll have you know my fics haven't been deleted for a long time. frowns But I guess it doesn't matter right now. We have one fic in the work right now, and one in the planning stage.

Kalli: snickers Yeah, but it has happened though, ne? There've been how many so far? Three? Well, anyway, ff.net seems to have a vendetta against her, so we've been posting them at my bio. but now, it's gonna be moved here. Might take a while though.

Selene: still frowning Not that long. I have no social life, and I get home sooner then you do.
Anyway, before we got into a lot of details about our fics, we should probably tell you a bit more about ourselves, since that is obviously what you came here to learn!

Kalli: frowns However true that may be, you're also three hours ahead of me! It doesn't exactly count as a comeback.
Lessee, I'm sixteen years old, and am currently in grade 12. I live in Alberta, Canada. I've been writing fanfiction for about ... 3 years now Selene-chan? I think about that long. My other name on ff.net is 'Koosei' grins innocently Please feel free to read some of my own stuff.

Selene: rolls eyes Shameless advertising. And it wasn't meant to be a comeback, Kalli-chan! It's the truth! I do get home sooner then you, time change or not.
Anyway, my other name here on ff.net is SailorChibi, but even there I go by Chibi, which is what EVERYONE seems to have dubbed me. I'm 16 years old too, and in grade 12 now (YES!). I live in New Brunswick, Canada. I've been writing fanfics for over five years.
My favorite anime overall is Sailor Moon, but right below it is Inuyasha, and right below Inuyasha is Yu-Gi-Oh. I also love Harry Potter and Digimon, amongst others. The Inuyasha movies are SO awesome, I totally recommend them!

Kalli: grins Of course! why wouldn't I do it? But I still say that isn't a good excuse. You get off school at 3:30 your time, ne? same time as I get off at my time.
Sailor Moon's my main one too, InuYasha's at the same spot for me as it is for Selene-chan, and under it is Yu-Gi-Oh. I think my list is the exact same as yours Selene-chan. Freaky, ne?

Selene: It is freaky. I guess that's why we're best friends.
Favorite pairings? I don't think I can list them all. grins So, I'll just do the basic ones! They're not in order, cause it really depends on my mood. But, I am ALWAYS in the mood to read YY/Y... because that's the ultimate couple. But,let's see...

Favorite Pairings:
Yuugi/Yami (Yu-Gi-Oh)

Inuyasha/Kagome (Inuyasha)

Usagi/Seiya (Sailor Moon)

Ryou/Bakura (Yu-Gi-Oh)

Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter)

Miroku/Sango (Inuyasha)

Bythe way, I happen to LOVE yaoi and yuri, and am bisexual myself, so don't say ONE THING to me about how it's gross, cause I'll make you regret it!

Kalli: nods in agreement Ditto to what she just said. don't mention it to me either.
I have to agree with you on that parings list too Selene-chan. ano, I still say Sango's lucky though. dreamy look Very lucky

Selene: rolls eyes and stamps foot You can't have Miroku!
Favorite characters and pairings come next. They're not really in order of preference, because YY/Y is the ultimate couple for me, but I also love I/K and H/G, etc... Also, although Usagi is my undeniable favorite, the others are all pretty muchon an equal level behind her (except Sakura and Hikari, who I love a little less).

Favorite Pairings:
Yuugi/Yami (Yu-Gi-Oh)

Inuyasha/Kagome (Inuyasha)

Usagi/Seiya (Sailor Moon)

Ryou/Bakura (Yu-Gi-Oh)

Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter)
Miroku/Sango (Inuyasha)

Favorite characters:
Tsukino Usagi (Sailor Moon)
Higurashi Kagome (Inuyasha)
Yami Yuugi (Yu-Gi-Oh)

Motoh Yuugi (Yu-Gi-Oh)
Inuyasha (Inuyasha)
Seiya (Sailor Moon)

Sakura (CardcaptorSakura)

Hikari (Digimon)
Okay. I'm a bit of a fangirl, just so you know. Wait, what am I saying, a bit of? I totally AM a fangirl. And I squeal. A lot. So get over it already and deal with it. And YES, I cried when Sirius died.

Kalli: pouts But why not? I should at least be able to have him in my mind! mutters under breath Lucky Sango. She gets the hottie.
And here's my favorite list!(in order of preference)
Kino Makoto - Sailor Moon
Miroku - Inuyasha
Shippo - Inuyasha
Tomoe Hotaru - Sailor Moon
Kaiba Seto - Yu-Gi-Oh
Hermione Granger - Harry Potter
Rin - Inuyasha
Kirara - Inuyasha
Mai Valentine - Yu-Gi-Oh
Tenoh Haruka - Sailor Moon
Mizuno Ami - Sailor Moon

Selene? eyes widen in disbelief and she gasps No Usagi! How could you! And what about Ginny! scowls and glowers at Kalli You liar. You said you liked Ginny.
Anime Characters I Can't Stand:
Mamoru (Make Usagi cry again, you bastard!)
Kikyo (YOU BITCH! I HATE YOU! FUCKING DIE!)
Peter Pettigrew (cursed little twerp; it's all your fucking fault Sirius is dead! cries)
Also! If you're gonna know me, you have to know my yami as well. waves to beside her - a girl appears. She has long, dark blonde hair to her waist that is straight as a ruler. She has golden eyes, similar to a cat's in appearence . She is wearing a dark blue miniskirt with a silver tank top, and wears a gold heart with an eye on it around her neck as well Meet Himeko! But I call her Hime-chan.

Himeko: smiles Hello, minna. I'm mainly here to stop my aibou and Kalli-san from bickering too much, and to make my hikari write after long absences.

Selene: taps foot against the ground We don't argue that often, Hime-chan!

Kalli: giggles and wave Hi Himeko! Ano, she does have a point though. We don't fight that often. grins at Selene Although, you gotta admit, when we do it CAN get pretty bad.
winces and slaps forehead DAMN! I knew I was forgetting someone. Okay, so Ginny and Usagi are in there too.
Ano, I like/hate everyone in an anime pretty much the same. But mostly, my most 'hated' characters are:
Naraku Inuyasha
Any bad guy in Sailor Moon who is trying to kill the senshi
Voldie/He-Whose-Name-Must-Be-Hyphenated Harry Potter
Wormtail/Peter Pettigrew Harry Potter

Selene: Yeah, it can. And we're both pretty stubborn too, unfortunately. cocks head to the side Wow. This is getting pretty long. Maybe we should end it?

Kalli: grins Damn right I am! I never give up! even if it's hopeless. ... probably not such a good thing, ne Selene-chan? thinks about it I don't know. I've seen longer.

Selene: shrugs Could be worse... we could both give in. That's a good point. giggles My first one, where I invited the YGO cast in, was a lot longer.

Silence settles around, then as Kalli opens her mouth, running footsteps sound. Yami Bakura goes running back, clutching four revolvers in his hand. Four police and men in white suits holding a straight jacket run after him.

Selene: sweatdrops WHO LET BAKURA IN AGAIN! races after the fleeing yami BAKURA! COME BACK!

Kalli: O.O looks scared and eyes follow Selene chasing after Bakura. turns to Himeko Do I even want to know?

Himeko: sighs It's a long story. It happened from the first Profile Party - Bakura stole weapons back then too. Thank Ra someone called those men with the jacket before he burned down the liquor store again.

Selene: can be heard growling in the distance RYOU! COME CONTROL YOUR DAMNED YAMI!

Ryou: goes running by Kalli and Himeko, heading to where enraged Selene, cursing police and laughing Bakura are located. Kura-chan, be nice!

Silence

Selene and Yami (who is backstage): Kura-chan? start laughing

Kalli: is still looking confused but starts giggling at 'Kura-chan's' nickname. Calls out to Ryou And Bakura-san actually lets you call him that?

Ryou: blushes Not really. I'm not supposed to call him that in public...

Bakura: COME BACK HERE! NO ONE LAUGHS AT ME!

Selene: screaming HIME-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! comes flying past Kalli and leaps behind Himeko SAVE ME FROM THE PSYCHO!

Himeko: gives Bakura death-glare when he appears

Bakura: scowls, then remembers Yami was laughing too Hey, pharaoh, got a present for you... grabs a knife from the buffet table and stalks off into darkness

Ryou: groans and runs after him

Selene: Hey! We had to pay to use this stage, so don't you go getting blood all over it, Bakura!

Kalli: briefly considers whether it's worth it to try to rip the knife out of Bakura's hand, but decides it's too dangerous ... I think not. I'm not that suicidal. decides on shouting out a warning I'd watch out for Bakura, Yami! He's got a REALLY big knife!

Yami: sarcastically as he races by You think!

Bakura: chases after Yami

Yugi & Ryou: come running out on stage

Ryou: That's it, I'm tired of chasing them. sits down, panting

Yugi: turns to Selene and gives her puppy eyes Will you help me save Yami?

Selene: Must... resist... cuteness... Don't... look... down... looks down KAWAII! Anything you want, Yugi-kun!

Yugi: beams Arigato!

Kalli: winces Guess I was too late. GOMEN NE! snickers as Selene is overcome by cuteness

Selene: Oh, shut up. I'd like to see you resist! runs after Yugi

Kalli: smirks at her back and calls after her I'd try, but you've already fallen for it!

Selene: Bitch. silence echoes for a long moment

Himeko: sniffs ... O_O Does anyone else smell smoke?

Selene: BAKURA GET THE AWAY FROM THOSE MATCHES!

Kalli: ... THOSE ARE MY MATCHES! GET AWAY FROM THEM! starts running towards the scent of smoke to rescue her matches before they're all gone You get the hell away from them!

Selene: meets Kalli halfway with Yugi, Yami and a tied & gagged Bakura I've got your matches, now let's get out of here! holds up the matches

Kalli: sighs in relief when she sees that most of them are still there. Steal my matches ... glares at Bakura but quickly hides behind Ryou when Bakura tries to go after her Don't let him hurt me!

Selene: sweatdrops Okay, can we continue this OUTSIDE? Perferably AWAY from the burning building?

Everyone: Oh, right. troop calmly outside

Jou: Cool, fire engines! Think they'll let me ride on one?

Bakura: Why don't you just get your boyfriend to buy you one?

Jou: Good idea! Seto!

Bakura: sweatdrops I think he missed my point...

Man In Red Suit: stomps over to Selene Hey, you! You paid only to use my stage for half an hour! points to long line of ff.net customers You burned it down; you pay! holds hand out

Selene: Um... looks at Kalli

Kalli: Uhhhh gets an idea and turns to Seto with an evil grin

Selene: understandably suspicious And what does this 'idea' include?

Kalli: Well, Kaiba-san is rich, ne?

Seto: yelling No! I've suddenly gone bankrupt in a freak accident!

Selene: sweatdrops Then there's only one choice.

Kalli: is now looking worried/suspicious And that would be ...

Selene: RUN! takes off down the street

Everyone else except Kalli, firefighters, audience and man in suit: take off after Selene

Kalli: calls after Selene That isn't exactly honest Selene-chan! notices the man in red looking at her expectantly EEEP! Wait for me! quickly runs in the same direction that the others ran in

Selene: panting as she runs Well, that's all for now minna... And if anyone has any money they can lend for 'Damage of the Psychotic Yami' insurance, feel free... JA NE! continues running for her life

Kalli: is still lagging behind YUP! Ja ne!