![]() Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. hello all you awesome people i'm Emma and i luuuuuuuuurve twilight and harry potter!! the best fanfics i have ever read are called 'boycotts and barflies' and 'Edward Wallbanger'. i have mid length dark brown hair with natural highlights that goes insanely flicky with the slightest contact to moisture- no joke you should see me whenever i go on holiday to a humid place- it's scary!! i have really dark brown eyes and i'm about 5'1 with no chance of growing again. it's not good dude i'm the shortest person in my entire group of friends- they call me a hyperactive little pixie because i go instantly and insanely hyper whenever i have anything that contains even a small amount of sugar - which is often. i'm a pisces and live in England. it's cold and rains way more than should be allowed when their are people with hair like mine. i'm a total shopaholic and have a seriouse weakness for chocolate cream frappuchino's - or any chocolate related thing for that matter. my favourite colour can change quite alot but the majority of the time it's dark blue. 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Emma 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Emmizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue eagle 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Louise Boswell 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Thoemton 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red frappuchino 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Moulcn 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black peaches (my cat) Red heads have the smarts. Blonds get all of the boys. But BURNETTE GET ALL OF THE BOYS, FRIENDS, THE SMARTS AND WE ARE MOST RELIABLE. Copy and paste this into your profile if your a burnette and damn proud of it! Things to do in an Elevator that will freak other passengers out: 1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) Meow occasionally. 6) Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly. 7) Say DING at each floor. 8) Grimace painfully and smack your forehead. 9) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 10) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 11) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 12) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 13) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 14) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 15) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 16) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 17) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 18) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Bill, how's your day been?" 19) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 20) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 21) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 22) Swat at flies that don't exist. 23) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it. 24) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host for my body". These are labels found on actual products: On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS in onehour and your wish will com etrue before your next birthday. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile then she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. |
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