Author has written 1 story for Adventure Quest. Alright so what should I put up here... hmm well... um... hmmm... OK here are some basics I guess: Random things that have happened to me that may make people laugh: 2. The Lock-Down… We had this stupid thing concerning how we got to school and a group was up in the front I was daydreaming and the P.A. came on, I paid no mind to it but all of the sudden Mr. J yelled “SILENCE!” We were all silent as soon as he said that, he then said; “GET AWAY FROM THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!” The people that were at the front moved quickly away from the door, he went over to the door turned out all of the lights and put the TV up against the door and we’re like “what the fruit?” He then turned to us and said that there was a code-red lockdown and that there was someone in the school. He was about to pile something else against the door when he moved the TV then opened the door and locked it. Mr. J kicked a few backpacks out of the way and started to move the table that had all of his classes binders and started to move it slowly, seeing this some of the stronger guys in the class helped him move it against the door. After this he went to the back of the room grabbed his exercise machine and wedged it up against the door. (only then K said “You do realise that the guy out there is locked out but we’re locked in!”) Afterwards he went over to the windows at the back of the classroom and closed them, people were at the back of the class sitting on the radiator, he told them to get off and they obliged quickly. Some students (mainly the girls... ok well they were all girls) were clinging onto him (well not really but pretty darn close!) whimpering and saying "Mr. JHELP US!!!". Myself and K were just like, “Can we listen to music?” Then it was over and it was JUST as the bell rang me and K were like “Screw, now we can’t miss our classes!” My next class was science and that was when the vice principal guy came onto the P.A. and said it was just a drill, me being me I jumped up and pointed to the P.A. and said, “YOU BAS- (you can fill in the blanks)” Mr. V just shrugged at the profanity. Dylan boasted about how he wasn’t scared and Mr. V told him to deliver the attendance because no one would care if he got stabbed by the person in the school. 3. I was telling S about how when I was Maui that when I was jumping around that I randomly stopped in the air in the SAME spot over and over again so I joked that I found a ‘Rift in the space time continuum’ this spawned the phrase, “I found a rift in the space time continuum, where’s yours?” In those annoying salesperson like accent... yes I am such an awesome person. 4. In French class last year my firends S and T (a different S though this ones a dude) were talking about something kinda odd… and Mr. C was talking to someone in the hall that was beside our desks and I said (rather loudly) “YOU SICK PERVERTS!” and Mr. C whipps his head around and says, “Who said my name?” I burst out laughing and I tunred tomato red, Mr. Csays, “Miss insert last name here are you alright?” I can only nod as if I said anything I would’ve laughed again. 5. When I was working one night at my dad's restaurant I was setting the table (no surprise) and just for fun/boredom killer I lesten to other peoples conversations and this one I wished that I hadn’t because as I was setting their table the girl to my left says, “Sarah, what did we name our boobs that one time?” I was just thinking “WTF?” But thanks to my years of drama I kept a straight face, Sarah doesn’t know so the conversation goes on and then the first girl says, “I think that one of mine was names Fred, yeah Fred sounds about right…” I finish up and I walk away my eyes looking disturbed. The next day at school I tell K and N about this and say “K, N, whenever I get drunk and you two are there, remind me not to name my boobs.” Mr. N walks by gives me an odd look and says, “I suppose you don’t know the difference between an inside voice and an outside voice eh?” and walks away leaving me red as a tomato. To this day I cannot look at him without remembering that… neither can K or N… 6. On the last day of school last year me Y, B and E were walking around school and Y opens up a random locker to see a small poster of “Americas next top model” Y points to each one and says, “Flat, Flat, Flat… Implants, Flat, Flat, not real, flat-” Mr. H walks by and says, “Whose flat?” He glances at the poster turns a little red and walks away leaving us all to laugh. OK These are some REALLY awesome quotes from my skits/plays that I have either directed or acted in: "I am Gwan Gung, God of Warriors, Writers, and Prostitutes!" ~F.O.B. (Director) Synopsis: Basically, it's about a Asian girl who works at her fathers restaurant and her friend from University comes into the restaurant acting like Gwan Gung. "Who is this Foxy Lady?" "I have other interests too ya know!" |
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