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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Hey! I'm a 14 - i was born in 7th Nov 1997 - no need to know my country - and I'm proud to be one - teenage girl with long, dark black tresses and blue eyes - which is, i think, rare to find in my country :D


I owned the profile under the name Cherry-Blossom-Beauty but I forgot the password of it and had to use my cousin's Fanfiction account Divalicious Pop Pwincx. She gave it to me and made a new one herself. Now I have made a one of my own. I'll just uhh . . . copy out my old profile writings and delete my cousin's one.


My Star Sign is Scorpio - see the Star Signs - and Precious Stone is either Blue Topaz or Yellow Topaz - I dunno.

I love reading a good book curled up in my fav. reading place; my cushioned curved window seat! I can read a harry potter book in an hour, if I wanna understand every single thing that happened from 'head-to-toe' or something, and sooner - if not -! So I guess I might be a pretty fast reader ... in a way.

My fav. colors include Light Sea Green, Shamrock, Turquoise, Dodger Blue, Deep Sky Blue, Aqua, Baby Blue, Electric Blue, Light Cyan, Alice Blue, Lavender Blue, Light Slate Blue and Medium Spring Green - from hues of Blue -, Illusion, Persian Pink, Deep Cerise and Fuchsia - from Pink Hues -, Shocking Pink, Pale Rose, Cherub, Razzle Dazzle Rose,and Hollywood Cerise - from red hues -, Free Speech Green, Malachite, Lime Green, Japanese Laurel, Pastel Green, Emerald, Fruit Salad, Amazon, Evening Sea, Gossamer, Mountain Meadow, Free Speech Aquamarine and San Felix - from hues among green -, and lots more of the same and different hues which I'm too lazy to write about.

I love white tigers, lion cubs, ponies and dolphins. OK! I love all animals as long as they are cuddly or cute. I love baby animals.

I used to have a lot of friends but after my first friends left me for a rich bitch (hey, that rhymes!) - I guess they weren't real friends, even though we knew each other from kindergarten -, I'm choosy about people who I befriend with. Apparently, the bitch told them I spreading rumors about them being whores or some crap. They know me so much, how could they believe all those lies? :( And besides, they are so stupid! I was not even home to spread rumors about them for God's Sake!!! I was holidaying in a neighboring country when the bitch told all those crap!!!

My bestie now - Roxanne is her preferred name, she doesn't like nicknames -, though, is super-cool and she was the one who introduced me to fan fiction. She inspired me to write a story - which I haven't published yet - and it is about our high school lives. I hope I can publish it soon. My bestie has an athletic body - since she does sports -, short black hair that fell all over her face in a neat way, and green eyes - I never asked if it were lens -. She is an awesome, caring friend and even though she is sorta judging and stuff when she first meets someone to know what kinda people they are - and for me, it is understandable after what my so-called friends did -, I like her fierce and totally rockin' attitude.

My relationship status is single and I plan to keep it that way - not, that I'm a lesbotic freak or anything! I wanna meet the perfect guy!

I H-A-T-E snobs, racists and homo-freaks.

The first-ever story I read was Freshman,Puppies,WaywardGangs And Chocolate Liquor by BizzareSerenity!! Did I mention she's an awesome writer? Because her story ROCKS!!! Be sure to read it!!!


Role Model: i dunno

Fave anime: Naruto, Prince of Tennis, La Corda D'Oro etc...

Fave manga: Private Prince, Beauty Pop, etc...

Fave Drink: Chocolate Milkshake with 2 scoop extra vanilla ice-cream XD

Fave Dessert: Chocolate ice-cream, biscuit pudding etc...

Fave Food: Hmmmmm...there r a lot of food i lurrrrv. But mostly, Italian, I guess!

Fave storybook: Tons of millions of zillions

Fave stuff to do: Photography, Fashion, Chanel, Gucci, and most especially Anime n listenin' 2 songs

Fav all-time female actress/singer: Selena Gomez

Fav Reality Shows: Toddlers & Tiaras, I suppose


Star Signs

AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. That's ME! XD

PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secrative and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Symathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

ARIES-The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Advernturous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptible but needs to express themselves. Arguementive and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive.

VIRGO- The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23-Sept 22) In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Arguementive. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secrative. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.

SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsiblities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan19) Patient and wise. Practiacl and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competitions. Get what they want.


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Favorite Naruto Characters:

10. Hidan

9. Kakuzu

8. Deidara

7. Konan

6. Tobi

5. Hinata

4. Ino

3. Pein

2. Itachi

1. Sakura

Favorite Pairings:

Naruto/Hinata

Deidara/Hinata

Shikamaru/Temari(sumtimes)

Shikamaru/Ino

Neji/TenTen

Itachi/Sakura

Pein/Sakura

Sasuke/Sakura(rarely, as in totally totally rare)

Least Favorite Pairings

Sasuke/Naruto(eww i hate yaoi pairs)

Naruto/Sakura(naruto is like a brother to her)

Lee/Sakura(OK! This is totally freaky with a capital F)

Gaara/Sakura(i just hate it)

Hinata/Gaara(weird pair)

Sasuke/Hinata(they never talk!)

Neji/Hinata(HUH!!!INCEST!!EWEWEWEWEWWW)


Likes: Vampire Knight!! Prince of Tennis, Naruto, Japan, Kung fu panda, Ramen, Harry potter, Twilight , La Corda D'Oro and lots more anime and manga...


Quotes.

"Since I don't like waiting or making other people wait ... I'll end this quickly." – Sasori

"For my name to be known all the way down to a kid like you ... is an honor." – Sasori

"Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future ... eternal beauty." – Sasori

"A puppet user's ability is measured by the number of puppets they can use." – Sasori

"Great puppet masters think alike, I suppose." – Sasori

"That is a considerable amount of puppets. But ... Proceeds to summon one hundred puppets of his own with this, I took down a country." – Sasori

"I will soon die. Before that, I'll do something pointless for you ... a ... reward for defeating me ... you wanted to know about Orochimaru, didn't you ...?" - Sasori.

"Art is an explosion!" – Deidara

" Don't be impatient, hmm! We'll deal with our old friend Orochimaru in time, hmm. We have only three years in which to prepare, and we all know what we need to do to be ready, right? Hmm hmm hmm hmm!" – Deidara

"Look at those fools. They have no appreciation for art. You have to feel art. And true art...is an EXPLOSION!" – Deidara

"Snaring you alive was rough, but this is one more we can scratch off our list." – Deidara

"Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion."- Deidara

"Life's only beautiful ... because it's so fleeting, so transient." – Deidara

"Art is a moment's beauty ... fragile ... fleeting ... hmmm!" – Deidara

"Leaving a thing of eternal beauty for the future ...? Yeah, right. All he did was getting killed ... hmmm?"- Deidara

"You're one hundred years too young to be giving me orders, hmm ..." – Deidara

"You think you're so cool! And those eyes make me sick!! Always judging me... .and my art!! You have no appreciation of the beauty of my work ... and it makes me want to kill you!!" – Deidara

"Cower in awe! Cry your heart out! Because my art ... is an EXPLOSION!" – Deidara


Top 10 things I don't want to hear a doctor say!

1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em!"

10 "What do you mean you 'want a divorce'?"


My MOST fave anime boy- Sasuke Uchiha XD

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PROOF! That Sasuke... cares... for Sakura. It may not be love, but HE STILL CARES FOR HER!

-During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.

-When they were escorted Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come (of course, he didn't know that but still)

-When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna, but Kakashi protected him, and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.

-During the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found, Orochimaru, disguised as a Grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal-style.

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during the Chunnin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't even react when Naruto called him a coward.

-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her.

-Also during the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.

-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receeded. There's gotta be something behind that.

-During the Preliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark receed was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop.

-After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had bettersave Sakura no matter what, then run away.

-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, refering to Sakura.

-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something but making Sakura fall in that manner.

-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.

-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.

-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Naruto saved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.

-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face.

-When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.

-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.

-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. The people that make Naruto might be hinting something.

-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.

-When Sakura asked to go with Sasuke, he replied that it was "too dangerous." He didn't want her to get killed.

-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he does care about her in some way, I think.

-Sasuke bit his lip RIGHT BEFORE he said "Thank You", and it was like he was hesitating, and debating whether he should say it or not, but he DID say it, meaning, he WANTED her to know that he knew about all the stuff she did for him, and that's just a big collective thank you, so that means he's sensitive enough to not just walk off and not thank her for all the awesome things she did.

-Lastly, when Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench.

-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'.

-In Shippuuden, the first time they found Sasuke, did you notice that he attacked every body except Sakura with the Chidori Nagashi? It would've made perfect sense for him to attack her after he attacked Yamato. Yet, he didn't attack her. Hmm...


My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

I love my mother!


Team 7:

Kakashi- No matter how much time passes,

Sakura- No matter how far he goes,

Naruto- I’ll never give up faith,

Sasuke- And I wish they could know…

Kakashi- Just how much I care,

Sakura- And how much I miss,

Naruto- The bonds we once shared,

Sasuke- That feeling of bliss.

Kakashi- But I know the future,

Sakura- These prayers will rise above,

Naruto Because I’ll never give up,

Sasuke- On the team I still love


Reasons why Sasuke NEEDS to go to THERAPY

1.) He saw his whole entire family get killed. I mean, for goodness sake! People who see other people get murdered need to go to therapy or they’ll go crazy!! (Maybe that's why he so freakin' obsessed with revenge!)

2.) Itachi, his own brother, was the one who killed his family. This ties back with the first reason! People who see their brother kill their family need to go to therapy or they’ll never trust anyone ever again! (Maybe that’s why he left Team 7 and isn’t going back.)

3.) Reason number three is his horrible obsession with revenge! I mean, can it get any worse!? Everyone wants revenge some time in their lives, whether it’s revenge against your brother for breaking your toy or revenge against a murderer who killed your lover! He needs to stop his revenge and go back to Konoha!

4.) He freakin’ killed his older brother! This reason explains itself.

5.) He says he doesn’t want to be like his brother, but have you noticed he looks like Itachi, he’s as strong as Itachi, and he’s in Akatsuki like Itachi? It just doesn’t make sense!

6.) He left Konoha for a freakin’ pedophile! I mean, seriously! If I had a choice, I would’ve gone with Tobi, the freakin’ Akatsuki member with that stupid split personality who’s serious one moment and then stupid the next! Plus, with the snake pedophile, he lived in dark, underground places!!

Can it get any worse!? Oh yes, yes, it can.

7.) He trusts the freakin’ Akatsuki member with a split personality who’s serious one moment and then stupid the next who claims to be the supposed-to-be-dead Uchiha Madara! I mean, come on! Would you believe the guy with the split personality or two people who care about you the most in the whole world!? Even a two-year-old would choose the second choice!

8.) He says he’s cut off all his ties to Konoha, but have you noticed that his team (Team Hebi) is kind of like his old team? (Suigetsu=Naruto, Karin=Sakura, and Juugo=Kakashi) What does that tell you!?

9.) His hair! It’s shaped like a chicken’s ass!! Now, I don’t know if Kishimoto should go to therapy for this, but Sasuke definitely needs to change his hair style! (Secretly I think it's totally awesome!!)

10.) He acts like he’s gay! He even has a nickname in fanfiction “Sas-GAY”. For goodness sake, if he just showed some preference in girls like talk to them (but not Karin, she doesn’t count) then he wouldn’t really be labeled gay! It’s as simple as that! I bet he’d kill Sakura on the spot when she goes to talk to him in the new manga chapters just because she used to be one of his fangirls! Plus, he kissed Naruto! (And in my opinion, Sakura should have gotten a picture of that and sold it on Ebay or posted it on MySpace.)

For the love of everyone who’s decent, this guy needs to go therapy!!


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SUIGETSU _ _HOZUKI _

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Put this on your

profile if you love

Sasuke!

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you wish Jacob would imprint on a nice girl, and then all that drama between Bella and Jacob would end, copy and paste this onto your profile.


Handle with care!

On a blanket from Taiwan:
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM TORNADO.

On a Taiwanese shampoo:
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

On the bottle of a (UK) flavored milk drink:
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

On a New Zealand insect spray:
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? And Whos Body?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)


In a US guide to setting up a new computer:
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box)

On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrihoids:
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles:
OPEN OTHER END.

On a Sears hairdryer:
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

On a bag of Fritos:
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter special!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box):
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
WARNING- CONTAINS NUTS.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.

On a child's superman costume:
WAERING OF THIS GARMET DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DRAWSINESS.

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.

Flying can get a bit boring at times. Airline attendants occasionally make an effort to make announcements and in-flight safety lectures more entertaining. These are just some of the genuine examples that have been heard or reported over the years:

- ''To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt. If you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.''

- ''As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.''

- ''There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways out of this plane.''

- When a plane finally came to a halt, ''We ask you to remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.''

- After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms, a fight attendant announced, ''Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as heck, everything has shifted.''

- ''In the even of a sudden loss of cabin pressure margarine cups will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, then pick your favorite.''

- ''Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed for you before we arrive.''

- ''Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your nose and mouth before assisting children or other adults acting like children.''

- ''Last one off the plane must clean it.''

- ''And from the pilot during his welcome message, ''We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!''

- ''Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Brave heart and his magnificent crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tyre smoke has cleared an the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.''

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''


Akatsuki-cons!YAY!!!

Itachi -/_\-

Deidara (o.\)

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori (e.e)

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan _

Kakuzu $ $


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, VK(So addicted...), Chi-.-'usugai, Shamuto de kaatsu, Cherry-Blossom-Beauty, Divalicious Pop Pwincx

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, VK, Chi-.-'usugai, Shamuto de kaatsu,Cherry-Blossom-Beauty, Divalicious Pop Pwincx

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!


Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!


WE HATE SAI CLUB!: if you hate sai from NARUTO because he's sasuke's REPLACEMENT or calls sakura UGLY, copy and paste this into your bio and add your pename here: I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms,Akari Aika-Again&Again,Cherry-Blossom-Beauty, Uchiha-Sakura-Forever

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this Karin bashing's and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a sheet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior, animefan831, stargazing-sweetie, Namikaze_vs_Uchiha, Uchiha' Mikomi-Aii, Sakura-Hime Uchiha,Cherry-Blossom-Beauty, Uchiha-Sakura-Forever


Naruto Birthdays!!

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru


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My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

You saw Gaara and Sasuke doing WHAT?! - (In a Naruto avatar!)

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. (yays)

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected. (nods that is very true)

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??


FREINDS

FRIENDS: Lend you there umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FUCKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.


If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? not really

Can you cry under water? i think so . . . wouldn't really know what with all the water around me

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? president i think

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? do 2 cents make a penny?? "o.o

Where's that extra penny going to? ma bank ofcourse

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? i dun think so

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? cux they're stupid

What disease did cured ham actually have? a lot, or nuthin

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? cux they're tht dumb

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? slept lyk a baby literally mean tht, duh -.-

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? no

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? cux they're on top of the damn tv

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? they feel pity for the person who needed money and put up the ninocular

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Do stairs go up or down?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?


Strangers have the best candy

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

" I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"

A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night

I’m Not A Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing.

Idiots surround me!

Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Support publik edekasion

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The more I learn, the less I understand.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

Too many freaks, not enough circus's!

WARNING: mental backup in progress.

You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!

You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against You

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me

Your village called, their idiot is missing.

"Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes"

"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth."

"Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but looks what happens when they stick together."

"Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months."

"It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught lie through your teeth."

"Live long and prosper or live short and don't prosper... whichever works for you."

"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts."

"My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact!"

"It's the friends that you can call up at 4 AM that matter."

"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity"

“That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior!”

"Society is thick, Normality is overrated, Lunacy is underestimated, and in the midst of it all, I remain relatively sane."

"If you do that I will kill you, then I will reincarnate you and kill you again!"

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."

"Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying."

"Nice try, but you can't fool a fool."

"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable."

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."

"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."

"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police"

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."

"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

82.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time i fall in love...it never seems to last

Silence is silver...but Duct Tape is Shiny!

Life's Tough, get a helmet! (Eric from Boy Meets World)

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

normal people worry me

you say psycho like it's a bad thing

those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do

If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over.

"I'm going to live life or die trying"

"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams."

"We didn’t lose...we just ran out of time"unknown

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

If you die, I'll kill you!"

Be Quite Voices! Or I'll Poke You With A Q-Tip!

Live Dangerous. . .Run With Scissors

Its not cheating unless your caught. Till then it is called, Strategic Answer Retrieval (SAR).


"Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to make your face frown, BUT,

it only takes 4 to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother @#?&! upside the head... Pass it on."

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I'll get in trouble no matter what."

Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.

"Flying is merely what happens when you throw yourself at the ground and miss."

A straight line may be the shortest route between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting...

Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

i hate it wen the voices argue wit my imaginary friends

Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

How can I think outside of the box, if they won't let me out of it?

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Being normal is overrated.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

"When all else fails blow shit up."

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

yo-yos were invented as a weapon

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;)

Yes, I am insane, but every now and then I have these horrible periods of boredom where I have to be normal like you.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

We're all going to die...but I got a helmet.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there," thing. I think of it as a "You have to be clinically insane like us," thing.

If you ever stop to wonder if you have insane mental problems, then it's already too late for you. It's sad, but true.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

My day isn't complete until I have freaked out a complete stranger.

We're all pretty bizarre. Some are just better at showing it.

I don't know what my problem is, but I do know its hard to pronounce.

The pen is mightier than the sword; no-one expects you to attack them with a pen.

I could never find another man like you...Hell, half the time I can't even find where I parked the car.

I once gave up anime; it was the most terrifying weekend of my life.

Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.

You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

You have the right to swing first. However, if you choose to swing first, any move you make can and will be used as an excuse to beat the shit out of you. You have the right to have a doctor and a priest present. If you cannot afford a doctor or are not presently attending a church of your choice, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand what I just told you, Asshole??

After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, "Well, maybe life isn't for everyone."

Evil Minions; not always as useful as one would hope.

Buckle up!! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

That's when I started breaking into people's houses. I didn't steal anything, but I did rearrange their furniture.

You laugh because I'm a little different; I laugh because I rigged your house with explosives.

Seeing Sasuke making funny faces amuses me greatly.

You can't make a person love you...You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

Slinky Escalator = Everlasting fun.

You know, just once I would like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.

I may not look like much, but I'm a pro at pretending to be a ninja.

Beware of women with kunai.

Do Not Disturb: Plotting

Stupid weatherman...Sunny and clear my ass.

"If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

"Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw." -Lilo (Lilo and Stitch)

People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

When you drink, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you sleep. When you sleep, you commit no sin. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last minute of it!!

Kids like us should wear WARNINGS.

Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.

You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us I'm tripping you.

It's shiny and in video game rules, it's important.

I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.

There's two kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't... We call those last people, dinner.

Stalkers are like your best friends. They just hide behind trees more.

It's a good thing I love you 'cause if I didn't, I'd call the men in white coats on you.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

Why would I steel something that doesn't involve money...? Wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was 'why would I steal something at all'. I'm a good girl.

"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough." -Colbert

"Don't provoke the lunatic, alright." -Booth (Bones)

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.

"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway" -Elbert Hubbard

Careful or you'll end up in my novel.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. (Unless no one knows that you're responsible for it; then it's probably best to lie low and wait for it to blow over.)

When you lose, don't lose the lesson. (And the lesson is: "Vengeance!")

"The older you get, the sooner it ends."

Insanity is just a word for "eccentric genius"

"i am not insane...i am just looking for the entrance of the kingdom of mayonnaise"

I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!

As I lay in my bed one night, and stare at the stars; I wonder...Where the heck is my ceiling?!

Drive it like you stole it!

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific

We’re not lost. I’m just not quite sure where we are.

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

You have the emotional capacity of this stapler

...not to mention that I went crazy again today.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Yes, of course I'm perfectly civil, but that's only because I choose to direct my anger towards such fruitful pursuits as plotting your untimely and gruesome death.

Have a nice day, now.

"We've just witnessed what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'."- Shigure (Fruits Basket)

"A hero has the power to move the world. A true hero has the power to destroy the world but chooses not to despite what the world thinks of them." -Joseph Patrick Lyons


Sweetest Thing;

When she walks away from you, mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything-
-When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
-When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her-
-because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
-Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
-Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
- Tease her and let her tease you back-
-Stay up all night with her when she's sick-
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid-
- Give her the world-
- Let her wear your clothes-
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her-
- Let her know she's important-
- Kiss her in the pouring rain-
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"-


Hmmmm:

Usin' ma cud-be List of 10 favorite Naruto characters in no order, answer the following questions:

(I just had to do this - so much fun!)

1) Hidan (apparently I have a thing for violent, loud-mouthed men wit hlight colored hair)

2) Itachi (HOTTIE!!!)

3) Tenten (She and Hinata about the onyl girls in Naruto that I like)

4) Sasuke (miniature hottie!!!)

5) Kiba (I fell for him the moment he was willing to stab himself during the Sasuke chase - that's a little weird, isn't it...)

6) Hinata (only like her and Tenten...)

7) Suigetsu (he cracks me up)

8) Gaara (hahahahahaha he doesn't have eyebrows hahahaha)

9) Shikamaru (i like smart guys)

10) Deidara (blond fur ball - i have a thing for blonds...)

What would you do if:

1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Hidan? Scream my head off because he's probably about to sacrifice me to Jashin-sama/

2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?

Tenten? Well... she's a girl so it wouldn't be too bug a deal.

3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Sasuke and Shikamaru? I would weep miserably - it's such a waste for a hottie to be gay. They're all meant to fall in love with me...

4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Kiba? I DO NOT EAT DOG FOOD!

5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?

Hinata? I would try an find a hot guy for her... Maybe boost her confidence a bit...

6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Suigetsu? I would do the extremely-embarassing-happy-dance (not to be seen by the public) and he would be so horrified that he'd want to quit being a part of my family.

7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Gaara? He belongs in a mental hospital anyways...

8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Shikamaru? Well, he would never (too lazy) but if he did, I would kick is smart-ass

9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Deidara? I would kick his ass. And then steal his clay and make him chase after me all day - he can't ignore me then.

10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Hidan would save me only so he could sacrifice me to Jashin-sama instead

11) You’re on a vaction with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Itachi would call me an idiot and leave me behind to fend for myself

12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Tenten? KUNAI! love ya, tenten! hahaha

13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?

Sasuke? He would leave me there to burn. No, seriously. We all know he would.

14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Kiba would laugh his ass off and never let me forget it.

15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?

If I were about to marry Deidara? What would Hidan do?

In my imagination: He would come running up the aisle, sweep me off my feet and marry me instead.

Reality: Oh, harsh reality. Deidara would never marry me and Hidan would sacrifice me to Jashin-sama

16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Suigetsu? He'd be the one dumping me. hahaha jk. He'd probably go kill that person.

17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Shikamaru? Support? He probably wouldn't even show up

18) You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Deidara would say "Art is a bang!" and blow me to smithereens

19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?

Hidan? I like violent, arrogant, hotheaded guys who swear a lot and have light colored hair. Now who does that remind you of?

20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.

Itachi and Shikamaru? I would slap Itachi and cry: "Not you too! Why must all the hotties be gay!?"

21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?

I would never date Tenten. We'd be like sisters.

22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Sasuke and Shikamaru. Gay hotties. WHY!?!? THEY ALL BELONG TO ME!

23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Kiba and Hinata? Of course. Kiba will kiss Hinata and she'll blush really red and stammer that she loves Naruto. Sorry, Kiba. You can fall for me instead.

24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

hahahahahaha Hinata? A player? hahahaha I would laugh my ass off! hahahhahahaha

25) You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Suigetsu? I'm think "Hot damn, boy! Just ask me out already!"

26) Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?

Gaara? "ARE YOU AN IDIOT!? LOOK AT THOSE MASSES OF FANGIRLS! THEY'RE THERE FOR THE PICKING! Now date me so I can go laugh in all their faces."

27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

Shikamaru? Well since his love is Temari he'd never do that, but if he did, I'm slowly convince him that he is, in fact, in love with Temari.

28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Deidara and Hidan!?!?!? WHY!? WHY ARE ALL THE HOTTIES GAY!?!? I WOULD KILL DEIDARA AND FORCE HIDAN TO MARRY ME (and then he'd sacrifice me to Jashin-sama. The End.)

29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Tenten and Sasuke? Damn, Tenten you got it goooooood.

30) Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

Hidan and Hinata? Hell no! Hidan is MY soulmate!

31) Would 2 trust 5?

Itachi and Kiba? They barely no oen another and Itachi is in the Akatsuki. That would be a no.

32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Sasuke and Deidara... Deidara blows Sasuke to smithereens and I clean up the debris and build a shrine to it. hahaha kidding...

33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Kiba and Hidan? they woudl be...surgeons.. Kiba so he can help the animals and Hidan so he can cut people up.

34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Hinata and Tenten? YAY! Girls' night out! They'd make lamb chops!!! I totally just made that up on the spot...

35) 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Suigetsu and Shikamaru? Er...they'd probably he business men. Shikamaru will be the head and Suigetsu his underling.

36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Gaara and Kiba... hahahahahahahah just hahahahahahahaha

37) What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Hinata? Well...blond, hyperactive, confident, determined...basically, Naruto. Mayeb he pays more attention to her...

38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Shikamaru and Deidara? Deidara is telling Shikamaru perverted jokes about Termari and is laugh so hard that his face is bright red, while Shikamaru is blushing like an idiot.

39) 1 accidentally kicked 10.

Hidan and Deidara? They'd get into a gigantic fight where half the world is destroyed and then, when they both ran out of chakra, I'd appear and we'd all go out for sake.

40) 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Itachi and Shikamaru? Shikamaru would die of shock and the nuse it to blackmail Itachi.

41) 5 and 6 did a workout together.

Kiba and Hinata. Kiba would spent the entire time watching Hinata while she struggled to lift even the slightest weight.

42) 6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?

Hinata? Of course she'd be invited to my birthday! But if I forgot, she probably wouldn't mention it.

43) 7 won the lottery.

Suigetsu? He'd celebrate with women and booze.

44) 8 had quite a big secret.

Gaara? I'd be too scared to ask him about it...

45) 9 became a singer.

Shikamaru? I would laugh my ass off and tell him he fails at life.

46) 10 got a daughter.

Deidara. I'd take the baby away and raise him/her for myself so that Deidara doesn't give his child brain dammage

47) What would 1 think of 2?

Hidan and Itachi? Hidan would want to sacrifice Itachi to Jashin-sama. Jashin-sama would be appeased.

48) How would 3 greet 4?

Tenten and Sasuke? she's throw a kunai at his head and try to kill him - he is a criminal...

49) What would 4 envy about 5?

Sasuke and Kiba... Kiba has a life.

50)What dream would 5 have about 6?

Kiba and Hinata? Haven't we been over this? Kiba luuuuuvs Hinata.

51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Hinata and Suigetsu? Absolutely nothing.

52) What would make 7 angry at 8?

Suigetsu and Gaara? Suigetsu would be pissed off that Gaara doesn't have eyebrows...

53) Where would 8 meet 9?

Gaara and Shikamaru? Battle tactics. Idk...Why don't you ask them?

54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Shikamaru and Deidara? Um...anything. They are enemies...

55) What would make 10 scared of 1?

Deidara and Hidan? Everything. Hidan is a terrifying person.


In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice - even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.


At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!


If you could read that put it in your profile!

O.o I can actually understand this... T.T :D

If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!

If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this on to your profile

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.


Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)


What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


Greetings:

Ohayou. -おはよう。- Good morning.

Konnichiwa. - こんにちは。- Good afternoon.

Konbanwa. - こんばんは。 - Good evening.

Oyasuminasai. - おやすみなさい。- Good night.

Sayonara. - さよなら。- Good bye.

Dewa mata. - ではまた。- See you later.

Mata ashita. - また明日。- See you tomorrow.

Genki desu ka. - 元気ですか。- How are you?

Omedetou gozaimasu. - おめでとうございます。or
Omedetou. - おめでとう。 (casual) -Congratulations.

O-tanjoubi omedetou gozaimasu . - お誕生日おめでとうございます。 (formal) or
Tanjoubi omedetou. - 誕生日おめでとう。 (casual) - Happy Birthday.

Go-kekkon omedetou gozaimasu. - ご結婚おめでとうございます。 (formal) or
Kekkon omedetou. - 結婚おめでとう。 (casual) Congratulations on your wedding.

Guai wa ikaga desu ka. - 具合はどうですか。 - How are you feeling?
(Literally means, How is your condition?)

Kaze wa dou desu ka. - 風邪はどうですか。 - How is your cold?
Okagesama de - Thanks to your help,

yoku narimashita. - おかげさまでよくなりました。 - I have gotten better.

Odaiji ni. - お大事に。 - Please take care of yourself.

Gobusata shite imasu. - ご無沙汰しています。 (very formal) - I haven't seen you in a long time.

Ohisashiburi desu. - お久しぶりです。 (formal) or

Hisashiburi! - 久しぶり! (casual) - Long time no see.

Ne? - Right or Agree

Yoi otoshi o omukae kudasai. - よいお年をお迎えください。 (formal) or
Yoi otoshi o! - よいお年を! (casual) - I wish you will have a good new year.

Akemashite omedetou gozaimasu. - あけましておめでとうございます。 (formal)

Akemashite omedetou. - あけましておめでとう。 (casual) - Happy New Year.

Notes: There is a rule for writing hiragana "wa(わ)" and "ha(は)." When
"wa" is used as a particle, it is written in hiragana as "ha." "Konnichiwa" or
"Konbanwa" are now fixed greetings. However, in the old days it was a part of
sentence such as "Today is (Konnichi wa )" or "Tonight is (Konban wa )"
and "wa" functioned as a particle. That's why it is still written in hiragana as "ha."

The form "gozaimasu(ございます)" is more polite. It is added when you are talking
with somebody who is not a family members or a close friend. To reply, "Arigatou
gozaimasu(ありがとうございます)" or "Arigatou(ありがとう)" is used.

The honorific "o(お)" or "go(ご)" can be attached to the front of some nouns as a
formal way of saying "your". It is very polite.

"Okagesama de(おかげさまで)" can be used whenever you announce good news in
answer to someone's concerned inquiry.

To reply "Odaiji ni(お大事に)", "Arigatou gozaimasu(ありがとうございます)" is
used.

There is a Japanese song titled "Ohisashiburi ne(お久しぶりね)". "Ne(ね)" is a
sentence particle. Ne is used to seek confirmation and is similar to English
expressions such as "right?" or "don't you agree?".
To reply to "Gobusata shite imasu," "Kochira koso (Same here)" is used. In casual
conversations among friends, simply repeat "Hisashiburi!" or "Hisashiburi ne".

The New Year is the most important time of the year in Japan. (just like Christmas in
the west).

"Akemasu" literally means "to open". "Kotoshi mo yoroshiku onegaishimasu (I look
forward to our continued relationship over this year)" is often added after
"Akemashite omedetou gozaimasu". To reply, "Kochira koso" is used.

New Year in my Hometown, Japan:

Although Shogatsu means January, it is celebrated for the first 3 days or the first week of January. These days are considered the most important holidays for the Japanese. One could equate it with the celebration of Christmas in the west. During this time business and schools close for one to two weeks. It is also a time for people to return to their families which leads to the inevitable backlog of travelers. The Japanese decorate their houses, but before the decorations start to be put up a general house cleaning is done. The most common New Year's decorations are pine and bamboo, sacred straw festoons, and oval shaped rice cakes.

On New Year's eve, bells (joya no kane) are rung at the local temples to speed out the old year. The New Year is welcomed in by the eating of year-crossing noodles (toshikoshi-soba). Casual western style clothing is replaced with kimono on New Years day as people go for their first temple or shrine visit of the New Year (hatsumoude). At the temples they pray for health and happiness in the coming year. The reading New Year's cards (nengajou) and the giving of gifts (otoshidama) to young children are also apart of the New Year celebrations.

Food, of course, is also a big part of Japanese New Year's celebrations. Osechi-ryori are special dishes eaten on the first three days of the New Year. Grilled and vinegary dishes are served in multi-layered lacquered boxes (juubako). The dishes are design to be pleasant to look at, and keep for days so that the mother is free from having to cook for three days. There are some regional differences but the osechi dishes are basically the same nationwide. Each of the food types in the boxes represents a wish for the future. Sea Bream (tai) is "auspicious" (medetai). Herring roe (kazunoko) is "the prosperity of one's descendants". Sea tangle roll (kobumaki) is "Happiness" (yorokobu).

Relationship with Cherry blossom:

The cherry blossom (桜, sakura) is the national flower of Japan. It is probably most beloved flower among the Japanese. The blooming of cherry blossoms signifies not only the arrival of spring but the beginning of the new academic year for schools (Japanese school year starts in April) and of the new fiscal year for businesses. The cherry blossoms are symbols of a bright future. Also, their delicacy suggests purity, transience, melancholy and has poetic appeal.

During this period, the weather forecasts include reports on the advance of sakura zensen (桜前線, sakura front) as the blossoms sweep north. As the trees begin to bloom, the Japanese participate in hanami (花見, flower viewing). People gather under the trees, eat picnic lunches, drink sake, view the cherry blossom flowers and have a great time. In cities, viewing cherry blossoms in the evening (夜桜, yozakura) is also popular. Against the dark sky, the cherry blossoms in full bloom are especially beautiful.

However, there is also a dark side. The Japanese cherry blossoms open all at once and seldom last more than a week. From the way they quickly and gracefully fall, they were used by militarism to beautify the death of the suicide units. To samurai in the ancient times or soldiers during World Wars there was no greater glory than dying on the battlefield like scattered cherry blossoms.

Sakura-yu is a tea-like drink made by steeping a salt-preserved cherry blossom in hot water. It is often served at wedding and other auspicious occasions. Sakura-mochi is a dumpling containing sweet bean paste wrapped in a salt-preserved cherry-tree leaf.

A sakura also means a shill who raves about his mock purchase. Originally referring to people who were admitted to watch plays for free. The word came about because cherry blossoms are free for viewing.

The cherry blossom is synonymous with the word "flower (花, hana)". Hana yori dango (花より団子, dumplings over flowers) is a proverb that expresses the practical is preferred over the aesthetic. In hanami, people often seem to be more interested in eating foods or drinking alcohol than appreciating the beauty of the flowers. Click here to learn more expressions including flowers.

Click here to learn the kanji character for "cherry blossom".

Pine:

The pine (matsu) signifies longevity since it is an ever-green tree, lives for a long time and grows beautifully weathered with age. It has been valued since ancient times and has been incorporated in over 100 family heraldic designs. The pine is also an essential part of any Japanese landscape. It is often drawn in the background of Japanese paintings.

The pine, bamboo, and plum (sho-chiku-bai) are an auspicious combination symbolizing long life, hardiness and vitality. The pine is for longevity and endurance, and the bamboo is for flexibility and strength, and the plum is for a young spirit. This trio is often used in restaurants as a name for the three levels of quality (and price) of its offerings. It is used instead of directly stating quality or price (e.g. the highest quality would be pine). Sho-chiku-bai is also used for the name of a sake (Japanese alcohol) brand.

Kadomatsu are decorations made with assembled pine branches enhanced by a stem of bamboo and spray of plum tree branches. During the New Year, they are placed in front of the house gate. Originally, kadomatsu were displayed to invite the gods in, but these days they are another New Year's decoration.

Matsutake (pine mushroom) is a highly fragrant and edible mushroom that grows naturally near Japanese red pines in autumn. Whether grilled or cooked with rice, the Japanese enjoy the unique aroma and flavor. Matsutake production has fallen dramatically in recent years and it has been turned into an expensive gourmet item

Bamboo:

Bamboo (take) is a very strong plant. With a sturdy root structure, it is symbol of prosperity. Simple and unadorned, the bamboo is also symbolic of purity and innocence. "Take o watta youna hito(a man like fresh-split bamboo)" refers to a man with a frank nature.

Bamboo appears in many ancient tales. "Taketori Monogatari(Tale of the Bamboo Cutter)" also known as "Kaguya-hime(The Princess Kaguya)" is about the princess of the moon who is found inside a bamboo stalk, and returns to the moon in the end. It is the oldest narrative literature in kana script, and one of the most beloved stories in Japan.

Bamboo and sasa (bamboo grass) are used in many festivals to ward off evil. On Tanabata (July 7), people write their wishes on strips of paper in various colors and hang them on sasa

"Take ni ki o tsugu"(putting bamboo and wood together) is synonymous with disharmony. "Yabuisha" ("yabu" is bamboo groves and "isha" is a doctor) refers to a quack. Though its origin is not clear, it is probably because just as bamboo leaves rustle in the slightest breeze, an incompetent doctor makes a great to-do about even the slightest illness. "yabuhebi"("hebi" is a snake) means to reap ill fortune from an unnecessary act. It comes from the likelihood that poking a bamboo bush may flush a snake. It is a similar expression to, "let sleeping dogs lie".

Bamboo is found all over in Japan because the warm, humid climate is well-suited to bamboo cultivation. It is frequently used for construction and handcrafts. Shakuhachi is a wind instrument made of bamboo. Bamboo sprouts (takenoko) also have long been used in Japanese cuisine.

For years, people were told to run into the bamboo groves in the event of an earthquake, because the bamboo's strong root structure would hold the earth together.

Click here for kanji character for "Bamboo."

Notes

(1) Formal Introductions

In Japanese there are several levels of formality. Here is the expression, "Nice to meet you" on various formal levels.

A way to introduce new people:

Douzo yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
どうぞよろしくお願いします。 very formal expression
used to a higher Yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
よろしくお願いします。 to a higher Douzo yoroshiku.
どうぞよろしく。 to an equal Yoroshiku.
よろしく。 to a lower

The honorific "o (お)" or "go (ご)" can be attached to the front of some nouns as a formal way of saying "your." It is very polite.

o-kuni
お国 someone else's country o-namae
お名前 someone else's name o-shigoto
お仕事 someone else's job go-senmon
ご専門 someone else's field of study

There are some cases "o" or "go" does not mean "your." In this case they make the word more polite.

o-cha
お茶 tea (Japanese tea) o-tearai
お手洗い toilet

(2) Addressing People

The title "san (Mr./Mrs./Miss etc.)" is used for both male and female names, and either the family name or the given name. It is a respectful title, so you can not attach it your own name or to the name of one of your family members.

(1) Short Questions

When asking information about someone's name or country etc., a shortened form of a question is often used. This leaves just the topic, which is said with rising intonation.

O-namae wa (nan desu ka).
お名前は(何ですか)。 (What is) your name? O-kuni wa (dochira desu ka).
お国は(どちらですか)。 (Where is) your country? Go-senmon wa (nan desu ka).
ご専門は(何ですか)。 (What is) your field of study?

(2) How to end a conversation

Dewa mata.
ではまた。 See you later. Ja mata.
じゃまた。 See you later. (less formal) Mata ashita.
また明日。 See you tomorrow. Sayonara.
さよなら。 Good-bye. Shitsurei shimasu.
失礼します。 I am going to leave. (very formal)

"Sayonara (さよなら)" is not normally used when leaving one's own homes or places of temporary residence unless one is leaving for a very long time. If you know that you will see a person again soon, expressions like "Ja mata (じゃまた)" or "Mata ashita (また明日)" are used.

"Shitsurei shimasu(失 礼します)" is a formal expression used when announcing that you are leaving someone's presence or when you are leaving before someone else (in this case, it is often said as "Osakini shitsurei shimasu(お先に失礼します).") It is also used when entering a house or room, passing in front of someone or leaving in the middle of a gathering.

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Sumimasen.
す みません。 Excuse me. (This is a useful expression to get someone's attention. It can be used to call for services in a shop or office. It also can be used with strangers to alert them that you wish to ask them question. Click here for other usages of "Sumimasen.") kore
これ this (Click here to learn more about "kore.") koukubin
航空便 air mail Onegaishimasu.
お願いします。 Please . (This is very convenient phrase used when making a request. Click here to learn more about this phrase.) Kanada
カナダ Canada ee
ええ Yes (Less formal than "hai." Click here to learn more about "ee" and "hai.") sorekara
それから And, then (It is placed at the beginning of a sentence to connect it to the pervious one.) en
円 Yen (Japanese monetary unit) kitte
切手 stamp mai
枚 The counter for thin, flat objects. Click here to learn about counters. hagaki
はがき postcard kudasai.
ください。 Please give me. (It follows the object particle "o." In this case, "Onegaishimasu" can be replaced. Click here for more about this phrase.) ikura
いくら how much zenbu de
全部で in total okaeshi
お返し change Doumo.
どうも。 Thanks. (Click here for to learn more about "Doumo.")

Doumo arigatou gozaimashita.
どうもありがとう
ございました。

Thank you very much. (This is a polite way of saying "Thanks." It is used for something that has already been done for you and often used by clerks at a shop or an office in the service industry. The customer will normally reply "Doumo" or not at all. Click here for more about this expression.)


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Ryoma's Birthday by RebeccasanFujiEijiLVR reviews
Ryoma Echizen Christmas and Birthday fic! Happy Birthday, and Merry Holidays Ryoma-san! 4th chapter.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 12/23/2007 - E. Ryoma, Yukimura S. - Complete
Arranged Disaster by SazzyJacks reviews
Sakura returns home one night after a mission to find that her parents have arranged the rest of her life for her. Now she has to decide if she wants to love him or not, but more importantly will he love her back? Non-massacre, please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,330 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/17/2018 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Twin Desire by AnimeLover'sInTown reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are twins who just moved to Tokyo for Freshman year. Sakura's naive, and Sasuke's obsession with her creates quite a few problems for them. Will Sakura realize what his actions really mean? What will happen when she does? Warning:Incest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,338 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Matriarch by sak-urra21 reviews
Modern AU. You can bring a horse to the water but you cannot make her drink it. Sakura thinks it applies to her marriage perfectly. An arranged Marriage. A forced relationship. But a love learned. The royal lineage relies on his shoulders. And one day, she hopes, he can rely on hers. Being part of the Uchiha clan, after all, is no small deal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,265 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/8/2018 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
ANBU by eskeflowne reviews
Non-Massacre:: Gaining Itachi's recommendation to enter ANBU is what Sakura sought, gaining his heart was another thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,517 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
We Did It by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sex, with them, had never just been about the pleasure—it was about the connection. Making love to each other had always been the only way they felt utterly unified. Smut Anthology.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,813 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 1/28/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Marry me! by PlainBrownEyedWriter reviews
When Sakura's ideal couple Naruto and Hinata have a baby she can't wait to see them...When Naruto drops his new born in Sasuke's arms and Sakura is the only one who can make the baby stop crying, the weirdest thing happens "...Marry me!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 92,613 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Engaged At Seventeen by Tu Amor reviews
Riding in a car with a complete stranger to meet his boss wasn't part of her 'things to do before she dies', but so wasn't getting engaged at the age of seventeen. But when he becomes a larger part of her life, she begins to understand. A place where love no longer resides is a place of a deserted heart. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
a n t h o l o g y by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o86: Today, as an anniversary surprise, Sakura set up a small scavenger hunt for me. She tied roses with love letters across town for me to find, which would ultimately lead me to the ending surprise. It should have been easy. It wasn't. FML.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 275,488 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Back In Time! Genin Again by AWorldOfMyOwnCreation reviews
The fourth shinobi war is starting, team 7 was on their way to fight madara, but something happened they were sent back in time when they were just a mere genin, so taking advantage of this they decided to change the past to prevent all the mistake they made from happening, will they succeed? or will their whole world turn upside down?. major sasusaku, minor naruhina. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,449 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
This is Life by The runt Duchess reviews
xXLookingAwayChallengeXx When Ryoma overhears the Regulars talking about how they had to 'put up with him', he feels his heart break into a million pieces. What is going on? How will he deal with this? Remember, Ryoma...there is a silver lining to every cloud.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 10/18/2012 - E. Ryoma, Atobe K.
I'll Never Say by Alia Rubrik reviews
AU OOC Sakura has been caught in the middle of a war, and gives her freedom in exchange for the lives of the citizens of Konoha. But lies and deceit is everywhere in court. What will happen when she is forced to choose between her heart and her home?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 123,180 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tropical Prince by TiKanis reviews
AU "If you think I am sleeping in the same bed as you, then you are delusional." In which she was married to the most arrogant-egomaniac prince and he was married to the most stubborn princess. "You are more than welcomed to sleep on the floor, if that should make you feel safer." ch2. SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Trickster's Heart by Momoe-kun reviews
I never thought that I would be falling for a girl, especially of this form and nature. Her plain simplicity isn't compatible with my trouble making ways, but I'm starting to have faith. NiouSaku, tiny KiriSaku REWRITTEN /W SOME STORY CHANGE
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Niou M., R. Sakuno
Stereotyping Uchiha's by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sensuality by reviee reviews
100 smut stories. for LJ's 100lover community. SMUT TWENTY-TWO: AU. SasuSaku. Because it's her job, Sakura will do whatever he pleases.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,647 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
You Teach, I Learn by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
It wasn't right; they both knew that. But they loved each other so much they were willing to sacrifice their reputations for happiness. She was the student. He was the teacher. Seven years split them apart, but that didn't stop them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
All I Have to Give by JinnySkeans reviews
Anthology series. #6: Sasuke and Sakura. It's not that I can't live without you, just that I don't even want to try.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,418 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Otokonoko and the Majyo by StereoHearts19 reviews
One faithful gift started it all. SasuSaku and other pairings. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,201 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Hopeless One by RaInxDrOps reviews
SEQUEL to LOVE CHARADES: March 28 is a pretty ordinary date to everyone else in Konoha, but to 7 men, it could possibly be the most important day of the whole year. Can their combined powers give Sakura the most memorable birthday?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Behind The Cold Eyes by harusaki-tsukiko reviews
Uchiha Sasuke may not be a good person. He maybe cold and uncaring towards others and can kill without hesitation but he's a great husband and a wonderful father. And that's more than enough for Sakura. Because she saw the different side of him that nobody else see. "What's your purpose of capturing me?" he stayed silent and just as she was giving up, "I want a family with you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,860 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Week by itachis-homie reviews
Itachi has a month off of missions while Sakura has a week to prepare for a half-a-year mission. The big brother inside him wants to push his little brother to her and maybe make sparks fly since Sasuke has a liking for his teammate. But what the Uchiha Heir doesn't know that his plan will backfire...ItaSaku/ AU Non-Massacure
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Let's go to the beach! by YukimuraRika reviews
Rikkaidai decides to go to the beach. Seigaku, Hyotei, Shitenhoji and Fudomine decide to come along. Chaos happens. Fem Ryo x Yukimura!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - E. Ryoma, Yukimura S. - Complete
Rebuild by Frostings reviews
Following the events of Road to Ninja, Itachi comes home to help rebuild what used to be his home. Sakura shows him he could do so much more. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Guest by Lovedy reviews
Sakura's parents decide to expand their business and they don't ant to let her stay alone in Japan, so they send her in America to live with the Uchiha family. Possibly M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Special Academy by KageYami reviews
Hi I'm Haruno Sakura and this is my story! So I got accepted into this school thanks to my supposed aunt and all. Here's the catch, everyone is a supernatural being and I'm the only human! So that means zombies, angels, demons, and probably vamp-WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS VAMPIRES!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Stupid Uchiha! by Christali reviews
This could not be happening. How could she fall for the ANBU captain? She's a top-rated medic for heaven's sake! He's an heir, a captain, extremely silent, probably stuck up, and Sasuke's BROTHER! Oh, there was something wrong with her brain alright… Rated M for mentions of steamy situations
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Perfect Serving of Romance by TheRussianGaaraKid reviews
Ryoma has been strangely distracted recently and when Tezuka and the others begin to notice they take it upon themselves to help their fellow teammate. This is what happens when Oishi and Kikumaru play matchmaker... loads of fun and craziness. Ryoma/Sakuno because I like this pairing... XD. Dedicated to Ame, Hetalia27
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
Dear Diary by constellated reviews
Dear Diary, I TOLD HIM I'M AMBIDEXTROUS. AND I'M PROUD OF IT. I think he is too... or maybe not? Teehee... I forgot to tell him I like unicorns. Now he'll hate me. SASUKE-KUUUUUN! I LIKE UNICORNS THAT FLY WITH RAINBOWS!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sand Trails by Azhwi reviews
Pranks are just for fun, but what happens when one of Naruto's sparks off a romance that he can't stop? Sakura x Itachi and other couples. AU high school fic. Co-written with Lost to the Hoping. Rated for language, body parts, and gleeful violence. Cover image by CitrusGun! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 135,981 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Hope Love Joy by mysweetkat reviews
COMPLETED! Hope to endure trying times. Love to carry us through. Joy to unite 2 devoted hearts. Yukimura Seiichi and Ryuzaki Sakuno experienced hope, love and joy from middle school to adulthood.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,381 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - R. Sakuno, Yukimura S. - Complete
12 Things Ryoma must know about Atobe by Will.Hell.Minna.-Sophia Isobel reviews
As the title says it, Atobe Keigo has won the polls and now, Ryoma must know a few more things about Atobe Keigo, the man that he chose to be with.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,952 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - E. Ryoma, Atobe K. - Complete
The Stalker by xoxoKana-himExoxo reviews
Sakura stalked her long time crush, Uchiha itachi, and saw him and his girlfriend, Sarutobi Kana, making out in the roof top of their school. When she was riding towards home, she passed by Kana's mansion and saw something which forced her to talk to Itachi.She's going to like that scene. lemons within. OCxItachixSakura.AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Hawk Flew Back to The Cherry Blossom Tree by Fairy Cakes Love reviews
One-Shot. Post-war. Canon-verse. He was forgiven by everyone but himself. "Did I make it that easy for you to walk in and out of my life?" He questions her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yawagouchi Taka Okumura Honor Restaurant by Psychological And Murder reviews
It's the time of Sakura's and Itachi's date but Sakura didn't expect him to take her to a five star restaurant. Now the tables have turned when she has to ask Itachi what to order {Sequel to McDonalds Menu}
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Team 7: Opposite Day by Inabikairi ga osotta reviews
Valentine's Day fanfic :] When a love confession is backwards, what kind of confusion will occur?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Our Promise by boom-na-moon reviews
He turned his back on her to leave. Little did he know that Sakura was running towards Sasuke. And she back-hugged him while kissing his cheek. "I'll miss you, too." Sakura said with tears brimming in her eyes. [High-school fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Konoha High School by SasuSakuGrayZaUsuMisa reviews
New country, new town, new home, new school! Sakura Haruno just recently moved to Konoha and is not expecting what's gonna happen. Join Sakura and the rest of the gang as they take on music, lies, evil fangirls and fanboys, and of course... LOVE SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, NejiTen, Karin bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
11:11 PM by vrede reviews
After two and a half years of wishing Sasuke would come back home, one night Sakura finds out that she may just have to wait a little bit longer. (Takes place before the beginning of Shippuden)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Faking it by Perfect Beauty reviews
For years, men or rather the men of Team Seven thought a woman could never fake it. Sadly, these men were proven wrong...through the process of experimentation...Sak/Ita if you squint hard enough Sak/Sak. One shot. Non-mass
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ryoma and Sakuno by TheBearsDoodle reviews
Some of the sexual acts that Ryoma and Sakuno do. Enjoy !
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno
If I Could Say I Love You by dreamcoloredgift reviews
He only had one chance to tell her everything. And tell her, he did… in his own way before it's too late… before it will be over for good. One-shot Kirihara/Sakuno pairing.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Kirihara A., R. Sakuno - Complete
Terribly Wonderful by Decadent Lover reviews
Light tries to be a sub-par lover in order to get Misa to leave him alone, but his plan backfires. Light/Misa
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2013 - [Light Y., Misa A.] - Complete
A Prince Appears by Slivering reviews
After his very first match with Sasabe, Ryoma and Sakuno share a moment. After all, just leaving him there with blood oozing down his forehead is not exactly an option.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2013 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
The Search for Haruno Sakura's Deflowerer! by Kyuuppi reviews
Rumor has it Team Seven's Sakura Haruno has had her innocence taken by some bastard-but who? Join Team Seven on the adventure to find-and brutally murder-the thief of our favorite little pinkette's innocence. Ah, little do they know...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ryoma's Sick Day by IntertwinedRoses reviews
It is a regular day at Seishun Academy - That is, until the Tennis Team discovered that their little Ochibi is missing. Sakuno and Ryoma bond in the time that she spends trying to heal him. Ryoma is confused as to why Sakuno refuses to accept his confession of feelings. RyoXSaku.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2013 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
Misconceptions by XxLizzie-chanxX reviews
Sasuke always had a soft side for Sakura. But she is completely oblivious to his simple gestures. How will Sasuke get Sakura's attention? Read to find out! SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dolphin Tales by xKiwi reviews
After their break up, Sasuke still wants to be friends with Sakura. Sakura still has strong feelings for Sasuke, she doesn't think it's a good idea but besides to try anyway. They decided to hang out one night, see how one item can bring a couple closer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
MARRIAGE by zenstheword reviews
'it was then did I spend the next few months fending off the male population of doctors(vultures) from giving her a 'ride' home. Persistent bastards. And if she'll have me, then till death do us part.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Science Words by GallyandBlack reviews
Raw fish falling from the sky and girls being attacked by seagulls? Yup that sounds about right for Niou at the beach.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Niou M., R. Sakuno - Complete
Beauty Queen by sajiwara reviews
If Sasuke knew that the pageant would cause such a riot, he would have stayed home that day. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Till It's Time To Let Go by dreamcoloredgift reviews
Brokenhearted, she only finds consolation from the falling rain to shield her heart from more pain. But instead, a familiar face started patching up what was broken without her knowledge. One-shot NiouSaku pairing. [Written for Girl-luvs-manga for the Secret Santa 2012 Fic Exchange]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Niou M., R. Sakuno - Complete
Honeymoon by Kairauchiha reviews
What happens on Sasuke and Sakura's honeymoon. ;) Please review. :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
surface tension by thir13enth reviews
Drabbles; I know we're years apart, and I know it's completely unheard of and forbidden, but I just want to give everything to you. Master and student, Hotaru/Utakata, Six-Tails
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Utakata, Hotaru T.
The Bridge Between by Tanzinelli reviews
"I never forgot any of my dreams. But there always had this one dream I cherished..." Sakura Haruno always clung onto to her dreams, they were precious, but when one dream forces her into a world she doesn't understand, she finds that reality and fantasy are far from separate, and she belongs in both. (Alternate Naruto Universe)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Of Pumpkins and Pick Up Lines by candylit reviews
Where Sakura changes costumes every five minutes, but that guy seems to have a pick up line for each and every one of them. Sakura is not amused. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elaborate Blueprint by dontcountonit reviews
Sakura had always thought, that she was the luckiest person to have ended up with a man who loved her immensely. He was every bit of the man her parents had wanted for her. She wasn't the type of person to receive but not give. In fact, she poured her whole being in to the relationship. And that was the first and worst mistake she had ever made. Rating for a little language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Murder of Matsumoto Yuki by PsyMama17 reviews
Sasuke and his friends are tired of fan girls. A new pink haired girl arrives at their school. The boys get suspicious about her. Little did they know that their lives were in danger and she was an agent hired for their protection. SasuSaku and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,007 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My First Kiss by MokaNeedsSleep reviews
In which Sakura discovers that realization and alcohol are never a good combination. "Honestly kids, never ever drink. Not only does it kill your organs but it makes you say extremely stupid things." AU ItaSaku One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
bubble gum by kuriko-chan reviews
a little dream that marui had about him and his cute little girlfriend. One-shot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Marui B., R. Sakuno - Complete
Straightforward by Traumaddict reviews
Itachi wasn't a subtle man; what he wanted is what he got, no matter the circumstances. And he wanted her. Not that she was all that opposed to the idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Morning After by corpsedollie reviews
"I am soo sorry but..." before Sakura could finish her sentence, her lips locked with the man she kept on bumping into. She did not even get his name. A sweet kiss which no woman could resist... For this man was drop dead Handsome. AU. Rated M for incase. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,050 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Forever More by Hedari reviews
A little short story about Yuuki and Kaname... What will Kaname do when lust gets out of hand? Won't he scare Yuuki away? Read and find out. :) Two-shot/KanameXYuuki/lemon. Cover credit goes to Asvetik!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
An Early Start by Armandhas reviews
How would you feel after being locked up for 10 years? Follows the canon, but shifts events to suit my story. First Fanfic, critique is highly appreciated. AU-ish, YuukixKaname, RukaxKain and more in development. Rated M for future lime and violence.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,317 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Kaname K., Yuki C.
The train station by iwha reviews
I said to myself last time that I won't go back here and yet… I'm very drawn here.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Atobe K., R. Sakuno - Complete
Once Bitten by Aya8 reviews
Sasuke and Sakura with snake jutsu, biting, and blindfolds.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Innocence mixed with Confusion by TheBloodWeBondIn reviews
Yuki's now living with Kaname, kept hidden from everyone. He tells her there's nothing to fear now and Zero cannot find her but Yuki is suffering from her violent nightmares & secrecy. What's happening? And why is she bothered by the fact he's her brother?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,111 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Yuki C., Kaname K. - Complete
heart breaker by theeflowerchild reviews
That is why Itachi does not expect himself to fall completely and utterly for the sore thumb of a girl that waltzes gracelessly and clumsily into his life and expects even less that she will not fall back. SasuSakuIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
My Life turned DOWN SIDE UP by itachiisaweasel reviews
Sakura, a poor highschooler was spotted by rich guy Sasuke ,the next day, she finds her picture in the newspaper saying"UCHIHA EMPIRE HEIR SASUKE UCHIHA FOUND HIS BRIDE SAKURA HARUNO" Please read and review, and read my first story,"Who will I choose?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Incomplete by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 3250 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
très bien by dofu reviews
c r a c k : from jumping off a plane 12,500 feet from the air, to reserving the whole Eiffel Tower in Prairie, a date with Atobe Keigo never lacked excitement. This is all Sakuno has to say as she cowers in the corner, whimpering as she prayed for Kami-sama to have mercy on her. MADNESS ENSUES. — AtoSaku
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Atobe K., R. Sakuno - Complete
coffee break by theeflowerchild reviews
AU. ItaSaku. The café is creepy and eerie and an ugly purple, but the atmosphere is nice. The employees are either overly friendly and warm or nothing, and she likes that, but, somehow, she can't get the beautiful boy who doesn't give her the time of day and makes the perfect cup of mediocre coffee out of her head. She likes that, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
I'm lonely by Girls In White Dresses reviews
Every sky needs a sun. KanamexYuki
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Unusually by Bloody Kaycee reviews
In the dangerous world of shinobi, one must have something or someone to keep him sane. For Uchiha Itachi, it's a certain pink-haired kunoichi. Non massacre
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,068 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
let's connect by dofu reviews
Kirihara stumbles across a new textmate while in the U-17 camp. — KiriSaku, multi-chapter ficlet
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - [Kirihara A., R. Sakuno]
incredibly by theeflowerchild reviews
Drabble. Of all things it could have smelled like, her hair smelled like coconut.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
get on your knees by theeflowerchild reviews
"If I get married," she pushed a lock of obnoxious, candy-colored hair behind her ear, "it will be in December, around Christmas time."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
7:31 by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o31: Sakura wants to see the fireworks with Sasuke. And little by little, their chemistry grows.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,568 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Revenge by candybluesful reviews
/AU/ Three girls enrolled in an private school with one thing on their mind; revenge on three certain boys. But what would happen if they're beginning to have lingering feelings towards their targets? SasuSaku and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,643 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Broken Heart by vampireanna'dancer reviews
A short one-shot of Yuki writing a letter to Kaname... one that she'll probably never send, but wrote anyway...
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Now and Forever by bucketfullofmilk reviews
After years of being apart, Kaname and Yuuki can finally be together. Oneshot. Songfic. Read AN for setting and a few important details. :
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Last Friday Night by HauntedMoonlight reviews
Sasuke isn't too sure what the hell happened last night, but judging from the naked Sakura in his bed, it was pretty damn crazy. "Okay, explain one more time about getting dead drunk and running half-naked through the park?" SasuSaku OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Black Hawk by KatMaxKu reviews
Shisui's final moments. Outtake to TGTS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Shisui U., Sakura H. - Complete
darling, I only kiss you because it shuts you up by Shiluette reviews
Atoryo in imagined training camp, where everyone tries to disrupt their sex life and Ryoma's not really helping the situation. Or tries to, which is worse.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Atobe K., E. Ryoma - Complete
The One by Angie-san reviews
Uchiha Itachi always believed Haruno Sakura to be beneath his notice. But a chance encounter with the pink haired kunoichi reveals his error and gives him a chance to remedy his mistake in the most unexpected of ways. AU, Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Lifetime It Is by Angie-san reviews
Follow up to The One. Nine months into Itachi and Sakura's fictional courtship Akatsuki make their move and Sakura's mother forces the pair into a corner, leaving Itachi no choice but to make a decision or risk losing Sakura completely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 107 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Hero by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
"What hero do you want to be, Sasuke? Superman? Batman? Spiderman?" she asked. He looked her straight in the eye and said, "Your man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Misuse of a Tennis Racket by Luv 2 cry reviews
Title says it all. Atobe tries out something on Ryoma. Slash! Established Relationship. PWP.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/25/2012 - E. Ryoma, Atobe K. - Complete
Of Clan Galas and Drunken Hokages by eskeflowne reviews
A drunken Hokage and a sexy ANBU captain was not what Sakura anticipated when attending a clan Gala...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
of cream puffs by dofu reviews
f l u f f : "Become my sweet tasty vanilla flavored cream puff of yummy goodness!" — MaruSaku
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Marui B., R. Sakuno - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3467 - Favs: 5,178 - Follows: 2,805 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Charades by RaInxDrOps reviews
Team Seven and Itachi's ANBU team spend the night at the same Inn. For Sakura, who is the only girl present, things are not looking too pretty. ItachixSaku, Non-mass, One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Itachi's weakness by thelandofmakebelieve reviews
Sakura now an ANBU has one problem. Itachi is her captain. Not only does she have to deal with Itachi's ego but his protectiveness as well. And what will Shikamaru do when he hears about this matter? Rated M just in case. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,165 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Itachi U. - Complete
Faith by Lemon Pie Lover reviews
Because after all, she was not just a "tool" as most of the people thought.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
Atobe's Favorite Birthday Present by Luna Soll reviews
Atobe gets exactly what he want s for his birthday! Yaoi AtobexRyoma
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2012 - E. Ryoma, Atobe K. - Complete
Dinner With Disaster by AJlovesKakashi reviews
Non-massacre, ShiSaku. Dinner sounded just lovely, especially with the "ground rules" Sasuke set for his cousin about his lovely pink-haired teammate. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Shisui U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss Kiss Fail in Love by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
Sakura desperately is saving her first kiss for Sasuke at Ino's party. There, she'll tell him that she likes him and in the middle, they'll clear up the rumor about Kiba using his tongue on Sakura behind the bleachers...if they get to it. TWOSHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
hard candy by wordbends reviews
Sakura finds Viagra on Sasuke's night-table. Hell proceeds to break loose. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unrequited Love by ginzuisho-hime reviews
Misa demands Light "Love her". Against a wall. LEMON oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
Make Me Happy by Ayingott reviews
Finding out that you are pregnant is never an easy thing, but surviving the pain of being left is on a whole another level. But, luckily for Ryoma, his prince charming is on the way. Mpreg. Royal pair. Summary sucks, but it's better than the last one.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,623 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - E. Ryoma, Atobe K. - Complete
Where We Are Now by happilyinsane13 reviews
Sakuno is starting a new life in Kyoto. She has a new job, a new apartment, a new lease on life. What she didn't expect was a mix up that would give her a new roommate. Kirihara Akaya. One-Shot. KiriSaku.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/20/2011 - R. Sakuno, Kirihara A. - Complete
Trick or Treat by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
Sasuke realizes how great his girlfriend actually is when he sees how kind and festive she is with her Halloween spirit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
in waking, he dreams by the general girl reviews
He says thank you half of the time, but even in his dreams she never responds. — sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
No Such Thing As Weakness by ivyspinners reviews
Sakura saves Sasuke, again and again and again. Sometimes he's even appropriately grateful. Spoilers for recent chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lovely Garden by lebunnylub reviews
Yukimura Seiichi met Sakuno twice in one day, it must be fate. Character death/dark.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Yukimura S., R. Sakuno - Complete
White Rose by lebunnylub reviews
Their relationship has turned into a flower, one that can be easily changed and that is very fragile. What color will it turn?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,072 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Atobe K., R. Sakuno - Complete
Twisted Reality by Crimsonphoenix271 reviews
RE-Writing/ Ryoma intead of going to Seishun Gakuen goes to Hyotei. Teaming up with the Monkey King and rest of the tennis club, how is he going to stay sane? Read and let the chaos unfold. RyomaXAtobe...Ohh what fun Mwahahaha
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - E. Ryoma, Atobe K.
Memento by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Sasuke never dreamed that Naruto's 'Best Ninja Challenge' would land him in Sakura's bedroom...with her underwear in his hand. Pre-Shippuden Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/19/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
love month by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o31; Sasuke experiments with blindfolds and bondage after abducting Sakura from her work office. But not only are his new items good for kid games and exploration, they also entertain him while he plays Marco Polo with his love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,991 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
His Wishes by sincerelyLen reviews
Uchiha Sasuke made two wishes. -SasuSaku Month-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heavenly Maiden by firevixen73 reviews
Sakura has been asked by Kakashi for a certain favor, one involving her old classmate Sasuke Uchiha. She of course refuses but friends can be annoyingly persistent when they want to be. Honestly hasn't anyone heard of minding their own business?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,276 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/29/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Winter Break by inlike12 reviews
What happens at Winter Break stays at Winter Break...or does it? A blizzard, crutches, and crushes...with some sabotage thrown in for good measure. Len x Kaho
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,596 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Kahoko H., Len T.
The Rules Saga by psiten reviews
When Atobe gets strange ideas, Oshitari generally tries to keep his nose out of it. But his captain's newest plan is to date Seigaku's Echizen - whether Echizen wants to or not - and Oshitari finds he can't help getting involved.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,174 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Atobe K., E. Ryoma
it's that simple by eskeflowne reviews
"Move in with me." Because Sasuke's ready to commit ...sasu/saku fluff
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Midnight Awakenings by artisticSpiritsong reviews
Ryoma is woken up by her boyfriend in the middle of the night. Needless to say, she isn't too happy. Royal Pair One-shot. FemRyo. For SkyGem's challenge.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Atobe K., E. Ryoma - Complete
Platonic Parentage by eskeflowne reviews
"Right then, how about we make a deal." Grinned Sasuke. "Oh." Inquired Sakura "If neither one of us is married, engaged or dating someone in five years time, we'll have a child together." Declared Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,741 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Happy Pills Anyone? by eskeflowne reviews
"Um, Naruto." Sai said looking at the blonde across the table from him..."I have Viagra." I think you all can guess what will happen next ; caution !explicit content! SxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Training Grounds ThirtySeven by KatMaxKu reviews
Oneshot. AU. Nonmass. Haruno Sakura would have done anything to get her favorite training spot back, but she didn't realize the gravity of her determination...The outtake "The Black Hawk" is up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,765 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 132 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sakura H., Shisui U. - Complete
Reprogram My Heart by Colafangirl93
Asuka always thought that Utakata hated her. Well, so much for that theory. What will happen when Asuka takes her sad emotions to a whole other level? Read & review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Utakata
My Name is Kirihara Akaya and I Need Help! by Midnight Hikari reviews
This is an interactive story experiment. At the end of each chapter, Kirihara will write a blog post about his relationship with Sakuno. You will leave plans/hints for him in the review to help him win Sakuno's heart. So read, review, and help! KiriSaku
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,306 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Kirihara A., R. Sakuno
I Blame Sasuke by eskeflowne reviews
"And to think I lost my virginity to Sasuke." She laughed and Itachi paused. "You what?" Lemon Warning!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
SECOND CHANCE by mysweetkat reviews
LAST CHAPTER & EPILOGUE! /ATOBE X SAKUNO/ An heir to an empire. A school teacher. They fell in love. A scheming woman tore them apart. Now he has a second chance win back his love. xxRated M for possible mature content in one chapter!xxx
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,855 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 7/30/2008 - R. Sakuno, Atobe K. - Complete
The Letter by LIKEABSOLUTELY reviews
Yuuki, who is finally 16, wonders about her past and the unexplainable thirst for blood. Upon receiving a letter from her biological mother, can things get better or will history repeat itself?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Yuki C., Kaname K. - Complete
Movie by BLAYNK reviews
Ryoma's upset because her husbands ignore her and her favorite movie to have sex. somewhat rushed. R&R! OT6. Rated M for safety. OneShot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/16/2011 - [E. Ryoma, Atobe K., Yukimura S., Fuji S.] - Complete
tea time by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
"There's something on the side of your mouth," Sakura said, reaching over to wipe the crumbs of Sasuke's face. "There." He flushed bright red. Poor boy. He doesn't know what's leading up for him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Romantic by BLAYNK reviews
Many people thought Genichirou was an emotionless rock. Ryoma knew differently. Cap Pair. Fem!RyomaxSanadaGenichirou Kind of...I don't...a Fail? HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2011 - [E. Ryoma, Sanada G.] - Complete
Day of Love by BLAYNK reviews
Being rudely awoken, Ryoma decides to let her husband do as he wishes. Being pampered wasn't bad sometimes. Fem!RyomaXKeigo. Rated M for Sexual Content. Relatively short. Royal Pair
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/14/2011 - [E. Ryoma, Atobe K.] - Complete
Yuuki Awakes! by Jalice1718 reviews
This is a oneshot about Yuuki and Kaname. It starts when Kaname awakens Yuuki's vampire side. I hope you like it! Minor lemon. I may be good but not that good.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Yuki C., Kaname K. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 8,664 - Follows: 3,303 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Doubts by PrincessXPrincess reviews
Kaname X Yuuki. Oneshot. Kaname voices all of his doubts towards his and Yuuki's relationship.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Kaname's control by 4wolfbane4 reviews
We all know that Kaname doesn't want to harm Yuki. But what happens if Kaname loses the internal battle between his control and desire? R&R thanks.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Kaname K., Yuki C.
A Christmas Promise by kisukebenihime reviews
*ShiSaku* Two months ago, Shisui left on a mission with a promise; to return home to his girlfriend, Sakura, in time for the holidays and he's going to make good on that promise. One-shot. AU non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Shisui U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seating Issues by Midnight Hikari reviews
"I'll sit on you!" It all started with a swing seat. Then it went onto a bus seat and looped back to the swing seat. OOC?KiriSaku One-shot. Rated for minor swearing. Based on a FaceBook application.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kirihara A., R. Sakuno - Complete
In the Palm of My Hands by Sweet.Crazy-DramaQueen reviews
Haruno is a maid in Uchiha's household. Who's madly in love with Uchiha Sasuke. But not only does she wears glasses, is shy, short and ugly, Uchiha comes home with another woman. Is 'I love you... Sakura' the last words of this story? Or the beginning?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 225,282 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Night by Pensulliwen reviews
Misa surveys the new room with an excited gleam to her eyes; their room. Their first night together in a place all their own. It is the first of many disappointments, though she refuses to let herself see it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
Autumn's Kiss by thewritingbunny reviews
Sakuno's lost. Again. But this time, another Prince is going to save her. "Were you avoiding me?" "No, of course not!" Akaya/Sakuno
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - R. Sakuno, Kirihara A. - Complete
Organic Chemistry by Kayka reviews
Sakura leads a lecture in which Naruto is an unselective Fluorine molecule and Sasuke's sexuality is questioned. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Crack-ish oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rain by BLAYNK reviews
She decided that she enjoyed the rain. OT5 or OT6, you can decide. Fem!Ryoma
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2010 - E. Ryoma - Complete
Flush by BLAYNK reviews
He wrapped his arms around her petite waist, bringing her flush against his chest and kissed her lips gently. Fem!RyomaXSanada Genichirou
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2010 - [E. Ryoma, Sanada G.] - Complete
Trust by hikao-chan reviews
He made her cry and now he doesn't know what to do.. How does the Child of God help the jealous Rikkai Dai Junior Ace and a certain Ryuzaki Sakuno get back together? KiriSaku?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2010 - R. Sakuno, Kirihara A. - Complete
Clue in Dear Monkey King by Pointless But Original reviews
When Ryoma doesn't show up for an... appointment with Atobe and a mysterious white note is discovered in his place, Atobe finds himself running arcross the country looking for his lovable brat. / Royal Pair / Forum Anniversary Fic / Oneshot
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Atobe K., E. Ryoma - Complete
The Sasuke Diet by eskeflowne reviews
Sex with Sasuke can make you thin?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Woes of Learning the German Language by Shiluette reviews
Ryoma is picking up a German book, Keigo drags him to Osaka, and Tezuka makes a non-appearing presence throughout the fic. Slight Angst. Atoryo.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2010 - E. Ryoma, Atobe K. - Complete
Homecoming Dances by Starsontheshore reviews
Asking for a date to homecoming is always hectic and stressful. But fortunately for Akaya he has his two wonderful senpais to help him. SakunoXAkaya ONESHOT
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Kirihara A., R. Sakuno - Complete
Checkups by matsukanishi09 reviews
It was weird how medicinal jargon turned him on. KiriSaku. Written for mii-chan07.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2010 - R. Sakuno, Kirihara A. - Complete
Wished For Whispers by Lamanta reviews
KinkMemePrompt. Lemon. Het. Misa writes smut about Light and herself and gets Rem to read it to her. Well, what can I say? A girl has needs...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
i kissed a girl by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
I kissed a girl. And I liked it, a lot. More than I should have. Will I go to hell for this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Letters by matsukanishi09 reviews
He had always kept those letters, those letters she never had the chance to read... until later. KiriSaku. Written for iu fanfiction's 26th challenge prompt: I'm sorry it took me so long to come around.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Kirihara A., R. Sakuno - Complete
Green Eyes by matsukanishi09 reviews
Even if she had seen its different gazes and hues, it had always been his green eyes that she loved the most. KiriSaku. One-shot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2010 - R. Sakuno, Kirihara A. - Complete
Mikoto Plays Matchmaker by Tiger Priestess reviews
Mikoto invites Sakura over for dinner at the Uchiha household, in hopes of having a future daughter-in-law. Sasuke and Sakura, however, are completely oblivious... and an uninvited Karin is ignored. SasuSaku few-shot, Karin bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,583 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fairy Tale by jfqzx reviews
Knights don't always come in shining armour or with a white horse... Kirihara x Sakuno
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Kirihara A., R. Sakuno - Complete
The Martyr by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
She couldn't think of killing him. But that didn't stop her from making a death wish. "I'd rather it be you than someone else, Sasuke-kun."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Request: Forgotten Birthday by Rielle P reviews
Everyone has forgotten his birthday...well almost everyone... AU, YukiRyo Birthday fic.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Yukimura S., E. Ryoma - Complete
The guide to being a writer!:Vampire Knight style by Madame Red reviews
You wanna know how to be a great writer and be satisfied with your own story? And also get all those juicy reviews that we writer's love oh-so-much? This is just a simple step-by-step guide to do it all! -NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY- Crack fic.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Kaname K., Yuki C.
Mr Wonderful by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
"Even though you broke my heart," Sakura whispered, her lips forming a sad smile, "You're still wonderful to me." /SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's Always Been There by Tiger Priestess reviews
Sakura tends to an unconscious and wounded Sasuke, leaving only when Team Hebi is close. Sasuke though learns from an older couple that he was saved by a girl with pink hair and green eyes. SasuSaku one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rawr by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
"Sasuke-kun, do you know what 'rawr' means in dino-language?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Small Light by lebunnylub reviews
It's time to put everything she has learned into good use. Her heart is beating fast, and her thoughts are racing but maybe it wont be so bad. Wait, this is clumsy sakuno we are talking about...well wish her luck.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,709 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - R. Sakuno, Atobe K. - Complete
Saving the World One Braid at a Time by kawaiichiisaikitsune reviews
Atobe Keigo is the protagonist in his story. That means he’s the most important character, he saves the day, and – most importantly – he gets the girl. AtobeSakuno implied.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Atobe K., R. Sakuno - Complete
Atobe's Dilemma by thedancingcheese reviews
The first time the great Atobe Keigo laid his eyes on her, he fell in love. Only, he would never admit it to himself. Over his dead, beautiful, absolutely perfect body. AtobexSakuno, crack
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Atobe K., R. Sakuno - Complete
The Devil vs The Prodigy vs The Rikkai Volleyist by K Double Prime reviews
Sakuno finds herself heartbroken after the sudden departure of her love. Who will fix her shattered heart? It's a love Polygon!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - R. Sakuno, Kirihara A. - Complete
Sunday School Blues by theeflowerchild reviews
We were eight years old and we met at church. He was the mean-looking kid next to my crush. —SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Quandary by Slytherwatt reviews
"Dear Santa... I hope Akaya-kun would like me in return." — AkayaSakuno
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Kirihara A., R. Sakuno - Complete
Monkey Love by FallenAngel Sayu reviews
Atobe is trying to court Sakuno but Ryoma's in the way. How will he fare now? Does he even know how to please a girl without insulting her? Well Keigo, you better hope so otherwise Sakuno wont return your affections. Ato/Saku, Ryo/?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - R. Sakuno, Atobe K.
Phobia by Slytherwatt reviews
Kirihara Akaya would do anything to stay away from doctors... until she came along — AkayaSakuno
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,268 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Kirihara A., R. Sakuno - Complete
I hate it by Momoe-kun reviews
REVISING
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Kirihara A., R. Sakuno - Complete
Part of Me by Tiger Priestess reviews
Sasuke returned and Sakura hasn't stopped by to see him. Curiousity gets the best of the Uchiha, and what he finds is something he didn't expect... SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Truth About Fairytales by Starian Princess reviews
You meet the love of your life, get married, and that’s it. Case closed—you’ve got your happy ending. But what if the love of your life wasn’t exactly who you thought he was? And what if you realize a happy ending isn’t what you wanted after all? AtoxSaku
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Atobe K., R. Sakuno
Strawberry Ice Cream by Aadiana reviews
Akaya and Sakuno go on a date at the park. KirixSaku! R&R please!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Kirihara A., R. Sakuno - Complete
From A Demon, to An Angel? by Blackmelody is Drowning reviews
After treating her with an ice cream, he never felt any better. KiriSaku, dedicated to AkayaUke-chan
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Kirihara A., R. Sakuno - Complete
Lover's spat by aismaiden17 reviews
atobe/sakuno fic,they have an ongoing lover's quarrel,so here are the hyotei regulars to the rescue! *complete*
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Atobe K., R. Sakuno - Complete
Wake Up, Darling by viviannnnn reviews
It's two in the morning and all he wanted was sleep but his wife really, REALLY, needed to use the bathroom. SasuSaku and mild Team7 for ohwhatsherface
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Knitted Hats by loserswin2 reviews
Poor Akaya was about to get the slapping of a lifetime from Sanada if he didn’t wear another hat. Slight SakunoxAkaya.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Kirihara A., R. Sakuno - Complete
Hidden by loserswin2 reviews
A mask can provide a person with an identity they never knew they had. One night, a boy and a girl meet and sparks fly. Being hidden means you have no reason to be afraid. Pairing: you have to read to find out.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Atobe K., R. Sakuno - Complete
Serrated Confessions and the Like by darkwings09 reviews
[Oneshot] After recieving a cold rejection from Echizen Ryoma, Sakuno finds solace in another else's arms...And this time, Ryoma is still in a bit turmoil. [AtobexSakuno with mild RyoSaku]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Atobe K., R. Sakuno - Complete
Acceleration by happilyinsane13 reviews
Oneshot. Sengoku teaches Sakuno a lesson on physics in their relationship. SenSaku SengokuxSakuno Sengoku X Sakuno
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2007 - R. Sakuno, Sengoku K. - Complete
Words to Love by happilyinsane13 reviews
Oneshot Atobe tries to figure out how to ask Sakuno a certain question. In the process their whole story comes out. Atobe's love must come through words. AtoSaku Atobe x Sakuno AtobeXSakuno However you wanna put it. Appearance's from the Hyotei team.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Atobe K., R. Sakuno - Complete
Konoha Talent Show! by GhostofYou reviews
Sasuke's back! And Sakura's welcoming him with open arms, but why is he still so cold? There's only one solution for this......Read and find out! SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,897 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Itachi's Gift by Tri17 reviews
Side story to Betrayed It's Christmas Eve, and Sakura still hasn't gotten a gift for Itachi! Doing some late night shopping, Sakura has to find the perfect gift, but has a couple of problems along the way. ItachiXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Pretty Baby by GhostofYou reviews
Sasuke has finally come back after five years and he realizes that he's fallen for Sakura. But why does she keep on avoiding him? Songfic Pretty Baby by Vanessa Carlton SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Mother's Day by ms.matchmaker reviews
A Mother's Day fic. See what Sakuno's kids are up to on Mother's Day. AtobexSakuno.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Atobe K., R. Sakuno
Library Woes by Aki Kaede reviews
[Oneshot] Akaya manages to get him and Sakuno thrown out of the library, again. This time though, it is for a different reason. AkayaXSakuno
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2006 - R. Sakuno, Kirihara A. - Complete
Mission: Valentine's Chocolate by Aki Kaede reviews
[Valentine's fic] Jackal feels sorry for Sakuno who is treated coldly by Akaya who hides his feelings for her. How will he and the Rikkai regulars help them get together on Valentine's Day? AkayaXSakuno
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2006 - R. Sakuno, Kirihara A. - Complete
A Winter Night by Aki Kaede reviews
[Oneshot] It all happens on a cold winter night... AkayaXSakuno
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2006 - R. Sakuno, Kirihara A. - Complete
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