![]() Author has written 1 story for Sisters Grimm. I'm a teenage girl living in USA. Land of the free, home of the brave! I love reading, writing, fencing, and fan girling. My avatar was created by Skia on deviantART. All rights belong to her. bib-li-o-phile n a person who loves or collects books. -The Random House Dictionary Favorite Books: The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Sisters Grimm, Leviathan, Uglies, Chaos Walking, A Midsummer Night's Dream, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, The Lord of the Flies, The Devil's Arithmentic, The Book Thief, The Adventures of Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, The Song of the Sparrow, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Runemarks, Discworld I'm currently reading: Anna Dressed In Blood by Kendare Blake Favorite Movies: The Lord of the Rings, The Last of the Mohicans, The Crucible, The Dead Poet's Society, Harry Potter, Star Trek, Star Wars, Baz Luhrmann's Romeo & Juliet, Moulin Rouge, anything Disney, Freedom Writers, The Avengers, Spiderman, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor Favorite Animes/Mangas: Tokyo Mew Mew, Cardcaptor Sakura, Black Bird, Ouran High School Host Club, Tsubasa: Resevoir Chronicle, Magic Knight Rayearth, Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2 Favorite Artists/Bands: Paramore, Taylor Swift, Muse, Coldplay, Superchick, Skillet, Cryoshell, Lady Gaga, Bon Jovi, Madonna Favorite Disney Films: Tangled, Mulan, Hercules, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, The Princess and The Frog, Treasure Planet, The Little Mermaid, Aladin, The Black Cauldron Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Kim Possible, Psych, W.I.T.C.H, Winx Club, Bones, Liberty Kids, The Big Bang Theory, & pretty much every super hero TV show in existance Favorite Quotes: Uglies Nature, at least, didn't need and operation to be beutiful. It just was. -Tally Never bored on a hover board. -Shay (showing off her mad punning skills) Or maybe when they do the operation-when they grind and stretch you bones to the right shaped, peel off your face and rub all your skin away, and stick in plastic cheek bones so you look like everbody else-maybe after oing thorough all that you just aren't very interesting anymore. -Shay The Smoke Lives. -An, Dex, & Sussy Andrew: I thought that foood of the gods would be...better, somehow. Tally: Hey, this is dehydrated food of the gods, okay? I'm glad I made you up so you could ask that faqtoid. -Scott Westerfeld I'm Tally Youngblood. Make me pretty. -Tally Runemarks: Not kings, but historians rule the world. One-Eye But a tool is only as good or bad as the one working it. And what is good today may be evil again tomorrow. -One-Eye Discworld: When I'm old, I shall wear midnight. -Tiffany Aching Real Life: Why don't we all just not vote? -Random kid from my freshman history class You can either be a Jar Jar Binks or a Sherlock Holmes. Which would you rather be? -My dad's infinite wisdom Last night I watched Friends With Benefits on a third party website. What's a third party website? -My friend The floor is so lubricated! -My other friend You didn't get run over by a moose! -Yours truly Leviathan Let me guess who came up with that one. Was it a king maybe? -Deryn, on the subject of Divine Right Mr. Sharp. -Bovril Legend of Korra You are a wise and noble hobbo. -Bolin Awsome Poem I Found On DeviantArt I'm Blonde- so I must be stupid. SheriffWoody100 Other Stuff Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. FRIENDSHIP 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well. Again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you. 9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend' YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. 13/25 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/Chapstick. 13/25 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Meg 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Megizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Orange Cat 4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Blue Tea 5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Enzuvme 6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Anne David 7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Missy 8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Cantaloupe Road Trip 9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Salmon Hook 10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Elizabeth West Shore 11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Jonme 12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Cookie Dough Sugar Only in This Stupid World to the back of the can buy cigarettes at the front.
...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
...do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..
in the driveway and put
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in Only in This Stupid World ... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why the sun lightens
and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle) ...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while. Spread the Stupidity! |
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