Teenage Bibliophile
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Joined 06-07-12, id: 4043700, Profile Updated: 09-01-12
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I'm a teenage girl living in USA. Land of the free, home of the brave! I love reading, writing, fencing, and fan girling.

My avatar was created by Skia on deviantART. All rights belong to her.

bib-li-o-phile n a person who loves or collects books.

-The Random House Dictionary

Favorite Books: The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Sisters Grimm, Leviathan, Uglies, Chaos Walking, A Midsummer Night's Dream, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, The Lord of the Flies, The Devil's Arithmentic, The Book Thief, The Adventures of Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, The Song of the Sparrow, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Runemarks, Discworld

I'm currently reading: Anna Dressed In Blood by Kendare Blake

Favorite Movies: The Lord of the Rings, The Last of the Mohicans, The Crucible, The Dead Poet's Society, Harry Potter, Star Trek, Star Wars, Baz Luhrmann's Romeo & Juliet, Moulin Rouge, anything Disney, Freedom Writers, The Avengers, Spiderman, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor

Favorite Animes/Mangas: Tokyo Mew Mew, Cardcaptor Sakura, Black Bird, Ouran High School Host Club, Tsubasa: Resevoir Chronicle, Magic Knight Rayearth, Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2

Favorite Artists/Bands: Paramore, Taylor Swift, Muse, Coldplay, Superchick, Skillet, Cryoshell, Lady Gaga, Bon Jovi, Madonna

Favorite Disney Films: Tangled, Mulan, Hercules, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, The Princess and The Frog, Treasure Planet, The Little Mermaid, Aladin, The Black Cauldron

Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Kim Possible, Psych, W.I.T.C.H, Winx Club, Bones, Liberty Kids, The Big Bang Theory, & pretty much every super hero TV show in existance

Favorite Quotes:

Uglies

Nature, at least, didn't need and operation to be beutiful. It just was.

-Tally

Never bored on a hover board.

-Shay (showing off her mad punning skills)

Or maybe when they do the operation-when they grind and stretch you bones to the right shaped, peel off your face and rub all your skin away, and stick in plastic cheek bones so you look like everbody else-maybe after oing thorough all that you just aren't very interesting anymore.

-Shay

The Smoke Lives.

-An, Dex, & Sussy

Andrew: I thought that foood of the gods would be...better, somehow.

Tally: Hey, this is dehydrated food of the gods, okay?

I'm glad I made you up so you could ask that faqtoid.

-Scott Westerfeld

I'm Tally Youngblood. Make me pretty.

-Tally

Runemarks:

Not kings, but historians rule the world.

One-Eye

But a tool is only as good or bad as the one working it. And what is good today may be evil again tomorrow.

-One-Eye

Discworld:

When I'm old, I shall wear midnight.

-Tiffany Aching

Real Life:

Why don't we all just not vote?

-Random kid from my freshman history class

You can either be a Jar Jar Binks or a Sherlock Holmes. Which would you rather be?

-My dad's infinite wisdom

Last night I watched Friends With Benefits on a third party website. What's a third party website?

-My friend

The floor is so lubricated!

-My other friend

You didn't get run over by a moose!

-Yours truly

Leviathan

Let me guess who came up with that one. Was it a king maybe?

-Deryn, on the subject of Divine Right

Mr. Sharp.

-Bovril

Legend of Korra

You are a wise and noble hobbo.

-Bolin

Awsome Poem I Found On DeviantArt

I'm Blonde- so I must be stupid.
I'm look Emo- so I must cut myself.
I'm Black- so I must be ghetto.
I'm Asian- so I must be smart.
I'm Scene- so I must be looking for attention.
I'm a Person- so I must be judged.

SheriffWoody100

Other Stuff

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

FRIENDSHIP
1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well. Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

13/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/Chapstick.
You love to shop. (For books) (:
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink (Hot pink, pastels make me sick.)
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. (Um, who doesn't?)
Used to play with dolls as a little kid. (Do action figures count?)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Definitely joke.)
Like being the star of every thing

13/25

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Meg

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Megizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Orange Cat

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Blue Tea

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Enzuvme

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Anne David

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Missy

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Cantaloupe Road Trip

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Salmon Hook

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Elizabeth West Shore

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Jonme

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Cookie Dough Sugar

Only in This Stupid World
...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way

to the back of the
Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people

can buy cigarettes at the front.


Only in This Stupid World

...do people order double cheeseburgers,

large fries, and a diet coke.


Only in This Stupid World

...do banks leave vault doors open

and then chain the pens to the counters..


Only in This Stupid World
...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars

in the driveway

and put
Our useless junk in the garage.


Only in This Stupid World ...

do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
Packages of eight..

Only in This Stupid World ...

do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens
Our hair, but darkens our skin?


Why don't you ever see the
Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


Why is
'abbreviated' such a long word?


Why is it that
Doctors call what they do 'practice'?


Why is lemon juice made
With artificial flavor,

and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who
Invests all your money called a broker?


Why is the time of
Day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn't there
Mouse-flavored cat food?


Why didn't Noah
Swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the
Needle for lethal injections?


You know that
Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!


Why don't sheep
Shrink when it rains?


Why are they called
Apartments when they are all stuck together?


If con is the opposite of
Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


If flying is so
Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


Now that you've smiled at least once,

it's your turn to spread the stupidity

and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to

(maybe even a chuckle)

...in other words, send it to everyone.

We all need to smile every once in a while.

Spread the Stupidity!

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Quite Peculiar by Julia456 reviews
Just some ficlets and drabbles and what have you.
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Engine Grease and Figs by theprinceofparties reviews
Drabbles, one shots, mostly drabbles… I have nothing to say that will make this sound particularly special, other than that I can speak in a Scottish accent. Yoo might liek it if yoo rrread it! Prompt pending. Slooowwwly.
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Awkward Moments by sarasponda reviews
With a girl disguising herself as a boy on a confined vessel such as the Leviathan, you would think that many odd and awkward things could and would happen. Unfortunately there aren't many in the books so I will be writing some of my own, enjoy!
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The In Between Moments by HomeschoolGirl reviews
My version of what happened in between the last chapter of The Council of Mirrors and the two epilogues. A continuation of the last book. Various oneshots featuring Puck and Sabrina. Rated T. **Finalist in elligoat's Best Sisters Grimm Story of 2012 contest**
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Front Page News by Magical Marnie reviews
BACK FROM HIATUS! YAY! A collection of one-shots ranging from humor to fluff. Read and Review please! All questions or comments will be responded to through A/Ns. Suggestions are definitively welcome! Hope y'all like them!
Leviathan series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 29,895 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S.
Rest by Scooter12345 reviews
Mother. Knows. Best. . . He may have broken his promises, but as a guardian of life I failed him too. I should have made them go. She's chopped down my favorite tree; this time this one can't be replanted. I may have lost it forever. I can only hope it left a seed; a seed I can find and care for. I hope I can replant the Beanpole tree. This story might be taken down and reworked.
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When you Give the Grimms Computers by zoocan reviews
Grimms meet technology, discover the so-called "Puckabrina" fanfics, and hilarity ensues.
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Pissy Menstraul Sharp PMS by AbnormalApparatus reviews
Something is going on with Deryn, and Alek can't find out. Will he find out? And if he does, will he be able to cope? Going to be multi-chapter with a whole lotta humor
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Ten Years by oopsidontusethisaccountanymore reviews
Newkirk is in London ten years later and decides to visit an old friend. Little does he know that Alek's found himself a lovely wife named Deryn.
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10Tens by Epitome of Randomness reviews
A collection of oneshots. Multiple pairings, but mostly Dalek. Features Everybody Wants Deryn Sharp, the Ten Songs Challenge, Ten Ways To Tell Everyone You're A Girl, Ten Crossovers, Ten Kisses and Ten Ways To Say I Love You. COMPLETE.
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Not Quite What I Had Expected by Steele Stingray reviews
Rated M for various things; especially sexual stuff. Dylan and Alek both go through huge changes, in the body and the heart, and the only ones they have to rely on is each other as friends, roommates, and lovers. Prepare for more chapters!
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The End of Life As We Knew It reviews
Sabrina's greatest wish is for the Scarlet Hand, the sole cause of all the pain and misery in her life, to never exist. When a strange boy grants her wish, she thinks her troubles have vanished forever. But instead, she accidently sets into motion a twisted plot to get rid of her once and for all. Now Sabrina and her friends are in a race against fate to save the world.
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