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Konichiwa! My name is Adri-Chan. I am 14 and enjoy anime, music, art, manga, and animals! I am bi and prefer boys and girls equally x3 I was born under the sign of the Aries and the Tiger in chinese terms. I enjoy having many freinds and love to make roleplays for my fave anime's! I would try to write stories and it would be easier if I have requests, so...request away! Ja-ne for now and enjoy the randomness below!!!

Forums: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Vocaloid_RP/94546/


Favorite Anime Shows: Inuyasha, Naruto, Soul Eater, Bleace, Ouran High School, Fruit Basket, Vampire Knight, D.N Angel, D-Gray Man, Kuroshitsuji, Blood, and probably more...lol xD


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9 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE:

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

4) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

5) Dont use any punctuation

6) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

12) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"

13) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

14) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

16) Skip numbers in a list. Drives 'em NUTS!!!


If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(At least, I'm TOLD I'm pretty.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I am a girl.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm preppy so i must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (Most kids at my skool do though!)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.(We should...)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.(Sometimes)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

You hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.


~*A Real Boyfriend*~ (Inuyasha and Kagome)

When she stare​s at your mouth​
Kiss her

When she pushe​s you or hits you
Grab her and don'​​​​​​​​​t let go

When she start​s cursi​ng at you tryin​g to act all tough​
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she'​​​​​​​​​s quiet​
Ask her whats​ wrong​

When she ignor​es you
Give her your atten​tion

When she pulls​ away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst​
Tell her she'​​​​​​​​​s beaut​iful

When you see her start​ cryin​g
​​​​​​​​​Just hold her and don'​​​​​​​​​t say a word

When you see her walki​ng
Sneak​ up and hug her waist​ from behin​d

When she'​​​​​​​​​s scare​d
Prote​ct her

When she steal​s your favor​ite hoodi​e/​​​​hat
Let her keep it and sleep​ with it for a night​

When she tease​s you
Tease​ her back and make her laugh​

When she doesn​'​​​​​​t answe​r for a long time
reass​ure her that every​thing​ is okay

When she looks​ at you with doubt​
Back yours​elf up

When she grabs​ at your hands​
Hold her'​​​​​​s and play with her finge​rs

When she bumps​ into you
bump into her back and make her laugh​

When she tells​ you a secre​t
keep it safe and untol​d​​​​​​

When she looks​ at you in your eyes
don'​​​​​​t look away until​ she does

When she says it's over
she still​ wants​ you to be hers ​​

- Stay on the phone​ with her even if she'​​​​​​s not sayin​g anyth​ing.

​- When she'​​​​​​s mad hug her tight​ and don'​​​​​​t let her go

- Call her at 12:​​​​​​00am on her birth​day to tell her you love her

- Treat​ her like she'​​​​​​s all that matte​rs to you.

- Stay up with her when she'​​​​​​s sick.

​- Watch​ her favor​ite movie​ with her or her favor​ite show even if you think​ it's stupi​d :)

- Let her wear your cloth​es

-​​​​​​Kiss her in the pouri​ing rain

- When she runs up to you cryin​g, ​​​​​​the first​ thing​ you say is; ​​​​​​"​​​​​​Whose​ ass am I kicki​ng ?​​​​​​"​​​​​​

Guys post as: "I'D be this Boyfr​iend
Girls​ post as: "A real Boyfr​iend"​​​​​​
and if u do not re-​​​​​​post this withi​n 3 minut​e you'​​​​​​ll have bad luck with the perso​n you love!!!!!


What to do during an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, The Phantom Of The Opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras


Random words or phases i love

Screw Hugs: i'm going to tackle you when i see you.

I will make it my life goal to murder you in your sleep!

if looks could kill, you'd catch on fire. And then die.

When someone calls you a bastard say 'straight from hell!'

Just looking at your face makes me wanna punch it

Charlie the Unicorn is awesome! He is Supreme Awesomeness!

Charlie. The. Unicorn. Obsession.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (lol i know how to spell it!)

We can be such dorks at the best of times…

my most utterly evilly schemed plans are to take all the cookies away and eat them!

The talking M&M's made me do it!

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes…

MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! i have successfully wasted a little bit of your time today :) carry on!

i hates when I do something like a ninja and there is nobody around to see!

i just realized OK is a sideways person (now everytime i see OK i see a person)

Your sitting there then all of a sudden SQUIRREL!!!

Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I figure it's just waiting for the right moment.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner!

If you throw Skittles at me and say "Taste the Rainbow" I'll throw a stapler and say " WOW THAT"S A LOW PRICE"

HOW can dogs sniff out bombs, save a guy from drowning, keep u from walking into traffic, but CANT figure out how to UNWRAP themselves from around a tree!

"I think my thinking thinks thoughts that thought they think they're thinking when I'm thinking ". I thought i think my thoughts, but I thought wrong"

You should know, when someone pisses you off, it takes forty-eight muscles to frown but only two to pull a trigger.

ABCD EFG gummy bears are chasing me One is red one is blue the yellow suckers got my shoe ABCD EFG gummy bears are chasing me

i just realized MR OWL ATE MY METAL WORM is exactly the same backwards

I'm not random I'm just..whoa there's a squirrel!!

The best thing about this sentence is by the time you realize it's completely worthless it's to late for you to stop reading it.

When the phone rings and you want to screw with the caller, just answer saying, "Bob's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!"

I am fluent in 3 different languages. English,Sarcasm, and Profanity

I know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 27 other dangerous words.

the world needs a hero - I'll go change my clothes

student: can you get in trouble for something you haven't done? teacher: no student: good cause i haven't done my homework :D works every time O.o try it :)

when ever I hear the saying "Any thing is possible" I say : "Have you ever tried nailing jello to a tree, slam a revolving door or chew air?"

Our economy may be bad, but we do have a 30 million dollar robot on mars taking pictures for us.

8 out of 10 voices in her head are always complaining, one is to busy saying, "I told you so!" and the other just sits in the corner talking to the pink duck.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wait..What..I don't get it

OMG! Yesterday, the power went out at the mall and 13 blonde's got stuck on the escalator!

A Blondie and a brunette are taking a walk, and the brunette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the Blondie looks up at the sky and goes, "where?"

2 blonds were tryin 2 get their car unlocked wit a wire hanger. blond say u get it yet? the next blond say not yet but we better hurry da tops down n its rainin

Q: how do you confuse a blond? A: Tell her to find the corner in a circular room. Q: how does she confuse you? A: Tells you she found it.

Freak is the sweet, shy, quiet, innocent type. Hey! Stop laughing! You're blowing my cover!

What a sick joke, Webster! Entry:hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia ; the fear of long words.

I think the two most ironic things are Dying in a Living room and choking on a Lifesaver!

So as I sat there this kid flicked skittles at me and said "Taste the rainbow". So...being me I flung a 2 liter of Coke-a-Cola at her and said "Open Happiness!"

No you're right, I don't HAVE to be SARCASTIC all my life... just like you don't have to be stupid all of yours, but some how you manage to do it quite easily

home alone = music blasting + me dancing like crazy :D

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do? We swim. Swim. Swim. *High pitched haa ha ha haa's*

If I die young, place a note on my grave saying " Will be back soon". I'd love to see the expression on people's faces visiting the grave yard!

They say that what does not kill you makes you stronger. Then why aren't I Superman by now??

Fast food restaurants, "Can i have a coke?" "Is pepsi alright?" "Uh, is monopoly money alright?" :D

I know some people were dropped on their heads as a baby; YOU were clearly thrown at a wall!

My logic may not always be logical to you but clearly my logic is logical because, logically my logic is logical. Any questions?

music is my drug, you tube is my dealer

When killing them with kindness doesn't work, try a baseball bat... results may vary.

Dear Morning, bite me.

I'm feeling VERY rebellious today,I'm gonna run with safety scissors,ride my bike without training wheels or a helmet,and go swimming RIGHT after lunch!

someone once said...nothing is impossible!!well how about slamming a revolving door?what about that Mr.man? :) u just got told!

When i ask my mom for money she says "what do u think, I'm made of money?" So i say "Isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"

So much for Finding Nemo 2, Thanks a lot BP.

So, paper beats rock. You sure about that? Let's work it out. Hold a piece of paper in front of your face. I'll throw the rock.

The next time you see me smiling at you for no apparent reason, you may want to reconsider approaching me, for chances are I am up to no good! Fair Warning!!!

There are friends that will ask you why are you crying? You can tell me anything. And others that will be holding a bloody knife saying, don't worry, its OK now (everytime i read this i think of Bankotsu)

there are some people that I wish could be rats for a day so we could feed them D-Con and watch their furry asses explode.

Just because you finally joined the dark side, does NOT mean that we have to share our cookies! All we said was that we have them. Not that we'd share them.

the 4 levels of insanity 1 Talking to ones self 2 Arguing with ones self 3 losing argument with ones self 4 is no longer speaking to ones self , I'm at 4

I'm the person that can set the kitchen on fire by making a bowl of cereal :) (that happened tp me once! i'm just that special :D)

A good friend would bail you out of prison But a true friend would be sat next to inside saying "WOW THAT WAS FUN"

who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

thinks that it's not fair they kicked me out of ninja school. Apparently clumsy is an automatic fail...And the word oops is heavily frowned upon...

alarm clocks have a snooze button to shut them up for 9-15 minutes; why can't people?

The Economy is so bad, a Truck load of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

I'm home alone, unsupervised, and I'm about to watch a PG movie without my parents permission!! I'M A REBEL!

I'm thinking of stalking my stalker today...you know...just to shake things up a bit?

"Mommy, Mommy why are we pushing the car into the lake?" "Shhh, be quiet or you will wake Daddy!"

when your in a elevator get your friend to say " yeah ill take your case but why did u shoot the guy." and u say "because she was staring at the back of my head"

Going to Walmart dressed as a lion and hiding in the cupboard welcoming people to Narnia when they open it, is frowned upon and you may end up with a black eye

Freak is running around the house waving a rubber chicken & screaming "BANZAI!"cause running around screaming "I'm waving a rubber chicken!!" would just be silly.

whoever put "good" and "morning" together deserves a good slap in the face with a shovel!!

I'm the kind of crazy girl that bumps into chairs and says "Oops excuse Me" Then stops herself and says did i really just talk to a chair?(I do that ALOT)

Go up to someone and say "Hey! I have not seen you in sooo long!" And watch what they do to avoid embarrassment. :D

abcd LSD...gummy-bears are chasing me...first ones yellow...second ones blue...last ones screaming, "I'LL KILL YOU!!" abcd LSD...gummy-bears are chasing me

3 facts,1 you can't lick your elbow 2 you just tried it 3 you're smiling 'cause i caught you!!!

I think it would be fun to to go to Walmart, get a football helmet, snorkel and a foam noodle, hop on a toddler bike, and joust! who's with me? :D

Okay, if we get caught, we need to pretend that we don't speak English... (i say that when i get in trouble with friends :D)

My teacher asked me were my homework was and that's when I told her "No Hablo Inglis"

"Ow" "What?" "You punched me." "No all I did was thrust my fist forward and your face just happened to be there."

Dear Math, i'm not a therapist solve your own problems

Sarcasm is the BEST. THING. EVER.

WORLD DOMINATION! I'm going to take over the world with evil gummy bears, ninja penguins,and robotic gnomes;) Wanna join??

The next time you're in Walmart, hide in a clothes rack and when someone is looking through the clothes come out and say "WELCOME TO NARNIA" :)


Raise your hand if you, like myself, have...

...wanted to jump into a book and strangle a character for being dumb.

...thought that being weird is better than being cool.

...accidentally run into a tree.

...sometimes had a random desire to own a taser.

...wanted to marry a character in a book.

...felt the urge to ask a really stupid and obvious question for no reason.

...become obsessed with FanFiction.

...talked so fast that people have trouble understanding you.

...tried to make a smoothie but forgot to put the lid on and all of the stuff flew out.

...wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in.

...fallen out of your chair trying to pick something up.

...tripped on a chord after someone told you to watch out for it.

...accidentally gotten a brush stuck in your hair.

You have done enough stupid things to post alot of this stuff on your profile


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'Love is Cruel"

Why does love have to be so cruel

Its like having your heart ripped out of you

or being stabbed a millon times with a millon swords,arrows,neddles,spears,and knives

Its like the wondering soul that knows no rest

A child that's left in the rain

A woman that is beaten to death by the one she loves

A cub who has lost its mother in a sea of different animals

A house that sits in the woods longing for someone to find it and make it there own

A homeless child hoping to find at least a little bit of food for her family

A solider who has lost the battle and the war

A child without a family

A girl who has lost her sight from crying a sea of sorrow

We wonder why love is so beautiful yet so cruel like a stormy night

It's like the story of Pandora

A beautiful woman made by Zeus himself named Pandora

she was given as a gift to another god

beautiful she was and he fell in love with her

but her curiosity made loving her so cruel

One day has she roaming around the castle

she passed by the room the one room

that the god had forbbiden her to go in

since the god was not home she decided

that she will go into the room so she does

When she opens the door there in the middle

of the room was a small chest that had been

locked with a key knowing where the key

was she went for it when she got the

key from the god's nightstand she

ran back to chest she stuck the key

inside it's hole and unlocked it as soon

as she opened the chest all the worlds

pain came out the god had arrived just

in time to close the small chest

everything that the god had worked

so hard to capture so the world

would be peaceful went back into

the world the only thing that he was able to

keep in the box the only thing that

would cause more pain to the world

was...Hope the only thing that was

left in the box was hope one of things

that flew out of the chest when it was

open was ugliness and that took away

Pandora's beauty the cruel part about it

was even though all her beauty was

stripped away from her the god

still loved her nonetheless and

she knew how much he didn't

want to look at her face but he did anyway

love is so cruel it can make you do the most stupidest

things in the world and not regret them

some people who are in love with someone

but see the one that they love so much being kissed

and embraced my another makes them

go crazy inside and they don't know

what to do except for...die

they think that's it's the best way to get

away from all the pain but what they don't

notice is that they're making life harder for

someone who truley loves and cares for them

they're so blinded by they're love that they had

for that one person that they don't notice that

the person right in front of them the person

who has been there the entire time comforting

them cariing for them being with them is the

one person that cares about them the most

but still they're blinded by the love they had

for somone else that they take the coward's

way out and they kill themselfs for someone

who could never ever love them like the person

who as always been by they're side

This is why love is so cruel it's causes

hurt and pain to so may people that's why

LOVE...IS...CRUEL...

Don't ask me why i wrote this this is also something i needed to get off my chest paste this on your wall and show it to anyone and everyone if you like it!! n_n


┐(◣_◢)┌П┐- IT'S YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!-Avenged Sevenfold!!!

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".


To much right!!! xD But that's how I roll x3


Tamaki: Mr. Blue sky by Electric Light orchestra...kinda makes sence...Tamaki's outlook maby?

Kyoya: I will Carry you by Clay Aiken...oook...i dont get this one...I guess he is carrying tamaki or somthing...Im SO CoNFuSed!!!!!

Hikaru and Kaoru (since im to lazy to do them individually): you have what I need by hawk nelson...lolz.. sounds like something they'd blast in their car!

Mori: By your side by tenth avenue north...awwww! Mori and Hunny fluff!!!!!!!! Go listen to it now!!!!!!!!!!

Hunny: All I have to give by backstreet boys...soooo cute! Hunny and Haruhi fluff!!!!!! * fangirl squeel*

Haruhi: Friend like that by hawk nelson ...Sounds like her life XD...

Nekozawa ( cause he needs some love!): Angel of music by Phantom of the opera...OMG...HOLY...this is too perfect...XD LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Ranka: Rock and Roll girl by Mxpx...not even gonna comment.


Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress


Hope you enjoyed the randomness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D