![]() Konichiwa! My name is Adri-Chan. I am 14 and enjoy anime, music, art, manga, and animals! I am bi and prefer boys and girls equally x3 I was born under the sign of the Aries and the Tiger in chinese terms. I enjoy having many freinds and love to make roleplays for my fave anime's! I would try to write stories and it would be easier if I have requests, so...request away! Ja-ne for now and enjoy the randomness below!!! Forums: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Vocaloid_RP/94546/ Favorite Anime Shows: Inuyasha, Naruto, Soul Eater, Bleace, Ouran High School, Fruit Basket, Vampire Knight, D.N Angel, D-Gray Man, Kuroshitsuji, Blood, and probably more...lol xD If you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, Tomatosoup inc., aras the crazy writer, MidnightFlame325. =P, AnimeFanCrazy197, xxxAdri-Chanxxx 9 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE: 1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 4) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 5) Dont use any punctuation 6) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 12) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!" 13) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!" 14) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 16) Skip numbers in a list. Drives 'em NUTS!!! If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker You hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. ~*A Real Boyfriend*~ (Inuyasha and Kagome) When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she steals your favorite hoodie/hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she says it's over - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let her go - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid :) - Let her wear your clothes -Kiss her in the pouriing rain - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking ?" Guys post as: "I'D be this Boyfriend What to do during an Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, The Phantom Of The Opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that) 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras Random words or phases i love Screw Hugs: i'm going to tackle you when i see you. I will make it my life goal to murder you in your sleep! if looks could kill, you'd catch on fire. And then die. When someone calls you a bastard say 'straight from hell!' Just looking at your face makes me wanna punch it Charlie the Unicorn is awesome! He is Supreme Awesomeness! Charlie. The. Unicorn. Obsession. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (lol i know how to spell it!) We can be such dorks at the best of times… my most utterly evilly schemed plans are to take all the cookies away and eat them! The talking M&M's made me do it! I throw my hands up in the air sometimes… MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! i have successfully wasted a little bit of your time today :) carry on! i hates when I do something like a ninja and there is nobody around to see! i just realized OK is a sideways person (now everytime i see OK i see a person) Your sitting there then all of a sudden SQUIRREL!!! Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I figure it's just waiting for the right moment. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner! If you throw Skittles at me and say "Taste the Rainbow" I'll throw a stapler and say " WOW THAT"S A LOW PRICE" HOW can dogs sniff out bombs, save a guy from drowning, keep u from walking into traffic, but CANT figure out how to UNWRAP themselves from around a tree! "I think my thinking thinks thoughts that thought they think they're thinking when I'm thinking ". I thought i think my thoughts, but I thought wrong" You should know, when someone pisses you off, it takes forty-eight muscles to frown but only two to pull a trigger. ABCD EFG gummy bears are chasing me One is red one is blue the yellow suckers got my shoe ABCD EFG gummy bears are chasing me i just realized MR OWL ATE MY METAL WORM is exactly the same backwards I'm not random I'm just..whoa there's a squirrel!! The best thing about this sentence is by the time you realize it's completely worthless it's to late for you to stop reading it. When the phone rings and you want to screw with the caller, just answer saying, "Bob's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!" I am fluent in 3 different languages. English,Sarcasm, and Profanity I know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 27 other dangerous words. the world needs a hero - I'll go change my clothes student: can you get in trouble for something you haven't done? teacher: no student: good cause i haven't done my homework :D works every time O.o try it :) when ever I hear the saying "Any thing is possible" I say : "Have you ever tried nailing jello to a tree, slam a revolving door or chew air?" Our economy may be bad, but we do have a 30 million dollar robot on mars taking pictures for us. 8 out of 10 voices in her head are always complaining, one is to busy saying, "I told you so!" and the other just sits in the corner talking to the pink duck. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wait..What..I don't get it OMG! Yesterday, the power went out at the mall and 13 blonde's got stuck on the escalator! A Blondie and a brunette are taking a walk, and the brunette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the Blondie looks up at the sky and goes, "where?" 2 blonds were tryin 2 get their car unlocked wit a wire hanger. blond say u get it yet? the next blond say not yet but we better hurry da tops down n its rainin Q: how do you confuse a blond? A: Tell her to find the corner in a circular room. Q: how does she confuse you? A: Tells you she found it. Freak is the sweet, shy, quiet, innocent type. Hey! Stop laughing! You're blowing my cover! What a sick joke, Webster! Entry:hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia ; the fear of long words. I think the two most ironic things are Dying in a Living room and choking on a Lifesaver! So as I sat there this kid flicked skittles at me and said "Taste the rainbow". So...being me I flung a 2 liter of Coke-a-Cola at her and said "Open Happiness!" No you're right, I don't HAVE to be SARCASTIC all my life... just like you don't have to be stupid all of yours, but some how you manage to do it quite easily home alone = music blasting + me dancing like crazy :D Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do? We swim. Swim. Swim. *High pitched haa ha ha haa's* If I die young, place a note on my grave saying " Will be back soon". I'd love to see the expression on people's faces visiting the grave yard! They say that what does not kill you makes you stronger. Then why aren't I Superman by now?? Fast food restaurants, "Can i have a coke?" "Is pepsi alright?" "Uh, is monopoly money alright?" :D I know some people were dropped on their heads as a baby; YOU were clearly thrown at a wall! My logic may not always be logical to you but clearly my logic is logical because, logically my logic is logical. Any questions? music is my drug, you tube is my dealer When killing them with kindness doesn't work, try a baseball bat... results may vary. Dear Morning, bite me. I'm feeling VERY rebellious today,I'm gonna run with safety scissors,ride my bike without training wheels or a helmet,and go swimming RIGHT after lunch! someone once said...nothing is impossible!!well how about slamming a revolving door?what about that Mr.man? :) u just got told! When i ask my mom for money she says "what do u think, I'm made of money?" So i say "Isn't that what M.O.M stands for?" So much for Finding Nemo 2, Thanks a lot BP. So, paper beats rock. You sure about that? Let's work it out. Hold a piece of paper in front of your face. I'll throw the rock. The next time you see me smiling at you for no apparent reason, you may want to reconsider approaching me, for chances are I am up to no good! Fair Warning!!! There are friends that will ask you why are you crying? You can tell me anything. And others that will be holding a bloody knife saying, don't worry, its OK now (everytime i read this i think of Bankotsu) there are some people that I wish could be rats for a day so we could feed them D-Con and watch their furry asses explode. Just because you finally joined the dark side, does NOT mean that we have to share our cookies! All we said was that we have them. Not that we'd share them. the 4 levels of insanity 1 Talking to ones self 2 Arguing with ones self 3 losing argument with ones self 4 is no longer speaking to ones self , I'm at 4 I'm the person that can set the kitchen on fire by making a bowl of cereal :) (that happened tp me once! i'm just that special :D) A good friend would bail you out of prison But a true friend would be sat next to inside saying "WOW THAT WAS FUN" who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary thinks that it's not fair they kicked me out of ninja school. Apparently clumsy is an automatic fail...And the word oops is heavily frowned upon... alarm clocks have a snooze button to shut them up for 9-15 minutes; why can't people? The Economy is so bad, a Truck load of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. I'm home alone, unsupervised, and I'm about to watch a PG movie without my parents permission!! I'M A REBEL! I'm thinking of stalking my stalker today...you know...just to shake things up a bit? "Mommy, Mommy why are we pushing the car into the lake?" "Shhh, be quiet or you will wake Daddy!" when your in a elevator get your friend to say " yeah ill take your case but why did u shoot the guy." and u say "because she was staring at the back of my head" Going to Walmart dressed as a lion and hiding in the cupboard welcoming people to Narnia when they open it, is frowned upon and you may end up with a black eye Freak is running around the house waving a rubber chicken & screaming "BANZAI!"cause running around screaming "I'm waving a rubber chicken!!" would just be silly. whoever put "good" and "morning" together deserves a good slap in the face with a shovel!! I'm the kind of crazy girl that bumps into chairs and says "Oops excuse Me" Then stops herself and says did i really just talk to a chair?(I do that ALOT) Go up to someone and say "Hey! I have not seen you in sooo long!" And watch what they do to avoid embarrassment. :D abcd LSD...gummy-bears are chasing me...first ones yellow...second ones blue...last ones screaming, "I'LL KILL YOU!!" abcd LSD...gummy-bears are chasing me 3 facts,1 you can't lick your elbow 2 you just tried it 3 you're smiling 'cause i caught you!!! I think it would be fun to to go to Walmart, get a football helmet, snorkel and a foam noodle, hop on a toddler bike, and joust! who's with me? :D Okay, if we get caught, we need to pretend that we don't speak English... (i say that when i get in trouble with friends :D) My teacher asked me were my homework was and that's when I told her "No Hablo Inglis" "Ow" "What?" "You punched me." "No all I did was thrust my fist forward and your face just happened to be there." Dear Math, i'm not a therapist solve your own problems Sarcasm is the BEST. THING. EVER. WORLD DOMINATION! I'm going to take over the world with evil gummy bears, ninja penguins,and robotic gnomes;) Wanna join?? The next time you're in Walmart, hide in a clothes rack and when someone is looking through the clothes come out and say "WELCOME TO NARNIA" :) Raise your hand if you, like myself, have... ...wanted to jump into a book and strangle a character for being dumb. ...thought that being weird is better than being cool. ...accidentally run into a tree. ...sometimes had a random desire to own a taser. ...wanted to marry a character in a book. ...felt the urge to ask a really stupid and obvious question for no reason. ...become obsessed with FanFiction. ...talked so fast that people have trouble understanding you. ...tried to make a smoothie but forgot to put the lid on and all of the stuff flew out. ...wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in. ...fallen out of your chair trying to pick something up. ...tripped on a chord after someone told you to watch out for it. ...accidentally gotten a brush stuck in your hair. You have done enough stupid things to post alot of this stuff on your profile ┌П 'Love is Cruel" Why does love have to be so cruel Its like having your heart ripped out of you or being stabbed a millon times with a millon swords,arrows,neddles,spears,and knives Its like the wondering soul that knows no rest A child that's left in the rain A woman that is beaten to death by the one she loves A cub who has lost its mother in a sea of different animals A house that sits in the woods longing for someone to find it and make it there own A homeless child hoping to find at least a little bit of food for her family A solider who has lost the battle and the war A child without a family A girl who has lost her sight from crying a sea of sorrow We wonder why love is so beautiful yet so cruel like a stormy night It's like the story of Pandora A beautiful woman made by Zeus himself named Pandora she was given as a gift to another god beautiful she was and he fell in love with her but her curiosity made loving her so cruel One day has she roaming around the castle she passed by the room the one room that the god had forbbiden her to go in since the god was not home she decided that she will go into the room so she does When she opens the door there in the middle of the room was a small chest that had been locked with a key knowing where the key was she went for it when she got the key from the god's nightstand she ran back to chest she stuck the key inside it's hole and unlocked it as soon as she opened the chest all the worlds pain came out the god had arrived just in time to close the small chest everything that the god had worked so hard to capture so the world would be peaceful went back into the world the only thing that he was able to keep in the box the only thing that would cause more pain to the world was...Hope the only thing that was left in the box was hope one of things that flew out of the chest when it was open was ugliness and that took away Pandora's beauty the cruel part about it was even though all her beauty was stripped away from her the god still loved her nonetheless and she knew how much he didn't want to look at her face but he did anyway love is so cruel it can make you do the most stupidest things in the world and not regret them some people who are in love with someone but see the one that they love so much being kissed and embraced my another makes them go crazy inside and they don't know what to do except for...die they think that's it's the best way to get away from all the pain but what they don't notice is that they're making life harder for someone who truley loves and cares for them they're so blinded by they're love that they had for that one person that they don't notice that the person right in front of them the person who has been there the entire time comforting them cariing for them being with them is the one person that cares about them the most but still they're blinded by the love they had for somone else that they take the coward's way out and they kill themselfs for someone who could never ever love them like the person who as always been by they're side This is why love is so cruel it's causes hurt and pain to so may people that's why LOVE...IS...CRUEL... Don't ask me why i wrote this this is also something i needed to get off my chest paste this on your wall and show it to anyone and everyone if you like it!! n_n ┐(◣_◢)┌П┐- IT'S YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!-Avenged Sevenfold!!! I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. " 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you". To much right!!! xD But that's how I roll x3 Tamaki: Mr. Blue sky by Electric Light orchestra...kinda makes sence...Tamaki's outlook maby? Kyoya: I will Carry you by Clay Aiken...oook...i dont get this one...I guess he is carrying tamaki or somthing...Im SO CoNFuSed!!!!! Hikaru and Kaoru (since im to lazy to do them individually): you have what I need by hawk nelson...lolz.. sounds like something they'd blast in their car! Mori: By your side by tenth avenue north...awwww! Mori and Hunny fluff!!!!!!!! Go listen to it now!!!!!!!!!! Hunny: All I have to give by backstreet boys...soooo cute! Hunny and Haruhi fluff!!!!!! * fangirl squeel* Haruhi: Friend like that by hawk nelson ...Sounds like her life XD... Nekozawa ( cause he needs some love!): Angel of music by Phantom of the opera...OMG...HOLY...this is too perfect...XD LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Ranka: Rock and Roll girl by Mxpx...not even gonna comment. Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress Hope you enjoyed the randomness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D |