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Joined 07-07-09, id: 1998469, Profile Updated: 01-01-11
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, and Death Note.

Hey Fanifiction! My name is Cata Aquanetta Ushigari, aka Cata-chan. :D It's a pleasure to know that you're reading and enjoying the stories I write. They take a while to post because I rarely have my computer...hm...ONE little setback but it's all good. If you have any feedback for my stories or have a suggestion don't hesitate to say so. Cata loves you all! Oh btw, my friend Temari has an account on here too so check out her stories. TemariTrainer. ALSO: If you are a Kashimi Stories fan, join the-kashimi-fanclub.deviantart.com ! All fans are welcome! (My friend will be making a fanclub for my Death Note story too once I write it out...)

And if you haven't noticed yet: I am an OBSESSIVE BxL and LxB fangal!!

Also, check out my DeviantART account: CataUshigari-chan.deviantart.com

- - Cata-chan OUT! ;D

If you hate stereotypes, post this on your profile. Put the ones you are in bold.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a SCENE, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.(Cata: This probably doesn't apply to chicks but I'm marking it anyway)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH/READ PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Cata: Alright...Kinda true...)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS/ANIME, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

Stuck in the Middle: Why Me? by Turn Back Now reviews
Light Yagami is an ordinary straight A student with an adorable, lovable best friend named L Lawliet who he likes a little more than the average friend really. But a serial killer named Beyond Birthday also has his eyes on L. LightxL BBxL AUish No Kira
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,434 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - L - Complete
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Surrender reviews
BB escapes from prison to find L, dying in the process. But something strange occurs. Rated M for violence, yaoi and ideologically sensitive material. Takes place after the BB murder case. Dunno if you can call this "Romance." Updating soon. :
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2011 - BB, L
Gone Away reviews
L's dead. BB is mourning. Then BB remembers things L and he have done and swears to avenge him. Oneshot angst bassed off of "Gone Away" by The Offspring. LxBB in memories. I obviously do not own anything. Death Note would have been different if I did. :
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2011 - BB, L
Perfect Murder reviews
Light went a little too close to L, and BB doesn't like that. BB would kill him and that was that. Hinted LxLight. BBxL implied. Rated M for blood, gore, Light dying, and awesomeness. :
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2011 - BB, Light Y.
Haunted reviews
L moves into a new apartment that is said to be haunted. He doesn't believe in the superstition until he wasattacked by the phantom himself. Rated M just to be safe
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - L, BB
Banishment reviews
B's a demon who's been banished from hell. She hadn't gotten used to earth before she was taken home and raped by complete strangers. After a strange turn of events, she ends up shring a house with L, a detective in love with her. Genderbender LxB
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - BB, L
Updates reviews
Just some updates from me...I didn't know what to catagorize it as. It's my life and my stories and how much I love my readerz. :
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - L, BB
Catching Kira reviews
Beyond's been hired as L's replacement for the Kira case to gain information from the Kiras, Light and Misa. After being heavily disguised as L and confronting the Kiras directly, the find out that B's not L. Then light makes a deal. M just to be safe.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2010 - BB, Light Y.
Mazes and Faces reviews
L is hopelessly lost and can't find his way home. He decides to stay in a seemingly abandoned warehouse for the night but it doesn't turn out to be the right decision. References to "Death Note:Another Note".
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - L, BB
L's Past reviews
L had a mildly normal childhood until the fateful night he made a horrible wish. Then his world was turned completely upside down by a boy named Beyond; An orphan much like himself. BxL/LxB Yaoi throughout the chapters. I dunno how long this'll be though.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - L, BB
A Nightmare on L's Street reviews
1, 2, B's come for you. 3, 4, better lock your door. 5, 6, grab your crucifix. 7, 8, gonna stay up late. 9, 10, never sleep again. That's all I have to say. XD This is a one-chapter-only story. I do not own Death Note nor A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - BB, L
B's Amnesia reviews
L went to an all-night book store and guess who he found. Only problem? For one, B is supposed to be in jail. Secondly, B can't remember a thing about himself. Rated T for later chapters. A failed attempt at humor. """ Yaoi-ish...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - L, BB
The Kashimi Stories Chapter 1 reviews
My Name is Kashimi. This is my life story about being a member of the "New Akatsuki". Our goal is to find a way to bring our parents back to life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Akatsuki, Jashin - Complete
The Kashimi Stories Chapter 2: In th Twilight Zone reviews
Kashimi wakes up to a fight with her partner and figures out secrets from the new akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Akatsuki, Konan